Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 18.1%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.6%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.8%
  • Total voters
    353
Captain Manning said:
He's not sorry for what he did. He's sorry he got caught.
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Rekieta frequently said he wasn't "taking accountability" because he couldn't, given his criminal case.

Yet here we are. He has already pleaded guilty, but he continues to shift blame onto others whenever he gets the chance. It's the "inkaws," the government, and Aaron that fucked him up. He still refuses to take responsibility for his own life, just like any other unrepentant junkie.

He is a weak, pathetic man who cannot understand that he alone is responsible for his own life. Rekieta invited the Imholtes to swing at his home. Rekieta stored a felony amount of cocaine under the same roof as his children. Everything that happened is an unsurprising consequence of these actions.

But he will keep coping on Twitter and Melton's chat. He will remain the streamer who does not stream (even to his ever-diminishing paying supporters).

A shameful and embarrassing act, expected from someone who thinks that "no one gives a shit about principles" and that principles "are rights on loan to others."
 
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Melty Butter said:
Edit to Add: New tweet. Never change, Nick. Never change.

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If Nick thinks fat bitches are sex offenders, why does he hang around pedo Melton so much?

And don't give me that "Ye is only talking about XX chromo women" crap. Melton is a bitch and has man tits. Bigger ones than the flat chested women Nick clearly has a preference for.
 
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PrestonHolt said:
3k over his 5k gift, nice
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Do we think he even still has the agency to do the 5k gift? I imagine he mentioned it's coming again on his last stream in an attempt to own the farms and haters...to peacock around like he's still 'got it'. But I can't imagine he is still his own man to his finances. He must have been fucking cucked by his parents and everything must go through them now? I mean, his parents must be fucking dumbasses if they let nick run free with whatever money he doesn't have left. Not after that loan stunt he did.
 
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Third World Aristocrat said:
It's the "inkaws,"
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Isn't his sister somewhere in South America? maybe he was talking about a very powerful empire who has allied with the United States to take down the best lawyer in the universe, Nick Rekieta.
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Pictured: 'Inkaw' (Inca) Emperor Atahualpa, now a 525 year old Immortal, about to start a ritual to make Nick Rekieta addicted to cocaine using the legendary golden corn-staff of coca addiction+2.
 
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Get the rope Macaulay! said:
In a way, it could be a movie. Like a modern day 9 to 5. Just flip Nick and tys genders. Two ladies scam a guy accused of being a sex pest. Forcing him to do degenerate podcasts and shill like a used up whore. Stealing everything he has even his knives
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The play production that Nick was in that @Melty Butter recently posted was 9 to 5 so Nick is already well versed in the scheme.
 
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HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
One of the Lawtube lawyers is gonna have a big success very soon and it’ll piss off Nick to the point of him raving maniacally on an impromptu stream.

Likely, Sean, Nate, or Andrew. Those three are all doing well for themselves in their own little niches.
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Sean seems to be happy and chilling and doing his own thing, only mentioning yt/algo/money related stuff if some chatter brings it up. Andrew seems to be streaming at his own sporadical pace, despite also saying he knows consistency is key so maybe he really does have a decent amount of work outside of yt (he says he deals with getting people visas now iirc). The only one grinding hard of the three is Nate, I think.
 
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HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
One of the Lawtube lawyers is gonna have a big success very soon and it’ll piss off Nick to the point of him raving maniacally on an impromptu stream.
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Dude, if Baker were shitting on him, his face would be black and blue from hitting himself non-stop, and his voice would be blown out. She just does her own thing though, and I can't blame her.

Look on how much he's lost his shit over Sean, with 1/17th of his subs, and just because Sean spoke truth.

The man can just not deal with any criticism.

I think you're right though. I don't know why anybody who wants a legal show would watch Nick. He's gonna get overtaken by others eventually.
 
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DO EET NICK DO EET. Get that HRO on the Inkaws, it'll be the best thing you ever do. You'll be able to do all the cocaine you ever want once that Scandinavian prude is legally cut out of your life!
HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
One of the Lawtube lawyers is gonna have a big success very soon and it’ll piss off Nick to the point of him raving maniacally on an impromptu stream.

Likely, Sean, Nate, or Andrew. Those three are all doing well for themselves in their own little niches.
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LEEGUHL MINE-SEHT did have that big success with the VTuber lawsuit and got the same Weeb Wars sort of audience.
 
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Melty Butter said:
Nick does not want to publicize whatever Aaron said. This means it was probably negative about April.
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I’d bet that it is something that makes Aaron sound more reasonable and level headed than Nick wants the narrative to be so he’s hiding it. It’s likely a mix of Aaron explaining his logic in not purchasing the house ant that time considering Aprils addict condition, and probably voicing concern for her drug use and inability to stop her from snorting lines constantly if they did move in.
 
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The Balldo relatives have been mostly quiet on the social media front (I check every few days).
I just noticed this:
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If memory serves, this is the first time Nick has liked a post from his mom since July of last year when his parents were in Ireland -a pic of his dad. (He had not liked anything for years before that.) "Thanks for the trust fund. Please, Mom, may I have some more?"
 
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Turbo Sped said:
I have already made a post here but to crosspost, this dramacow named Vahn Dragon/Marcus Williams made a post on minds, defending Nick and blaming the Kiwis for separating the kids from their parents.
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"That not supporting people to allow their kids to use drugs it's just you telling adults what to do with their own bodies shut the fuck up"

What the fuck even is this sentence?

If you don't allow Nick to let his kids do coke, you're telling Nick what to to do with his own body, and you need to shut up?

Is that correct, or am I having a stoke?
 
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