DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Man, that was a prestream for the ages. We got a little bit of everything - retcon galore, rollback cope (even a Canon shoutout), begging, picking fights with chat, detractor paranoia, and that massive meltdown about what retarded means. Usually Phil's broken English doesn't get to me, but this one ticked a nerve.

First off, some definitions.
According to Oxford, a slur is:
A deliberate slight; an expression or suggestion of disparagement or reproof.
Seems reasonable enough, but to get it even through Phil's retarded skull, I have to explain what I mean by "disparagement".
Oxford's third definition of disparagement (the relevant one here) describes "disparagement" as:
The action of speaking of in a slighting or depreciatory way; depreciation, detraction, under-valuing.
Or, in simpler terms:
a communication that belittles somebody or something
All of the related words (depreciatory, blittle, under-valuing) effectively mean to lessen the intrinsic value of something.

With that in mind, recall that a slur is anything suggesting it meets the criteria of disparagement. Phil tries to claim that "retarded" means something along the lines of slow in development/operation. While, yes, he is correct in that sense, that's exactly why is is wrong. As the average, commonly accepted definition of a person includes someone that is not developmentally slowed, Phil's explication of attributing people/person/you with being retarded is intrinsically denigrating (in this case, their mental development).
This qualifies as belittling and under-valuing, which therefore constitutes as an act of verbal disparagement, and thus a slur. With how much power people tend to give the word "slur", ATEOTD it is just another word for "gross insult" and doesn't really mean much if you think about it. I don't and neither should you.

But that's not all. Thanks to WordNet we can track semantical relationships between words and how they are used in language. For example, directly related words to disparagement include "depreciation" and "derogation". Words within the same domain are directly related in practice, e.g. "pedophile" and "Derich". In the case of "disparagement", some interesting words in the same domain include:
sissy, detraction, condescension
So not only is his use of "retard" technically a slur, but him calling people "sissies" and "detractors" randomly are as well.

Phail pointed out it's gourmet frozen ramen, commoner. They only have the best.
This is the "gourmet" frozen ramen Phil's talking about. I get them every so often for a cheap meal so I knew what he was talking when he said it was "premium". I hate to agree with Phil but it is some good shit, especially for the price.

Ashton (I call him triple P) has suddenly made me very interested in this upcoming interview.View attachment 6967343
Someone needs to send Kylo Dent Cool Guy that Retard rant (meltdown?) as well as the clip when he said Retard was a slur because Cog said it on RTU's stream.


I disagree.
In my view, Phil is unconsciously nihilistic. He lacks a true direction, just "staying in his lane". Yes, I also agree he thinks that he is a great gamer, but he doesn't truly believe he is a great gamer. The way he treats everything around him suggests that under everything is just nothing, while his ego is strong enough to protect him from mental collapse by continuously rejecting his nihilism. It would also explain his obsession with the trolls and always being correct: it's a self-preservation attempt because without what he consciously insists is his reality, there is literally nothing.
It's a perpetual state of cognitive dissonance that has been aged for almost a decade, quite literally a form of insanity.
 
OH LOOK, IT'S THIS AGAIN.

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Does Phil not realize that he comes across exactly like this? Better not burn your house down being stupid, Phil.
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If a fighting game allowed people to escape your combos and constantly dropped your inputs online it would immediately be deemed unplayable, and he's suggesting everyone puts up with it just because.
Even the "everyone's a shill" narrative falls flat because people are plenty critical of SF6 - just not the netcode. SF5 used rollback and tons of people gave that game's online play shit too.
Really impressive how easily he can spout nonsensical schizo shit with complete confidence, just because he has a hateboner for the people who made it.
 
If a fighting game allowed people to escape your combos and constantly dropped your inputs online it would immediately be deemed unplayable, and he's suggesting everyone puts up with it just because.
Even the "everyone's a shill" narrative falls flat because people are plenty critical of SF6 - just not the netcode. SF5 used rollback and tons of people gave that game's online play shit too.
Really impressive how easily he can spout nonsensical schizo shit with complete confidence, just because he has a hateboner for the people who made it.
He fails on so many levels when he talks about netcode: physics, mathematics, basic networking. It would make more sense if he went full emotional and say "It feels bad when I lose and don't think it's my fault." People might pity him for being a boomer who just could not win.
 
Ashton (I call him triple P) has suddenly made me very interested in this upcoming interview.View attachment 6967343
I know a bit about his content. He’s interviewed UFO and holistic grifters, and I like his approach: he does his research beforehand, allows the grifters to spew their bullshit to lead them into a false sense of security, and then confronts them with evidence. Pretty entertaining stuff as background noise, actually.

He’s expressed interest in Phil’s antics for a few months now, so I would assume he’s already gathered some info.

Do I think anything juicy will come out of it? Not really. Unlike the UFO grifters, who double-down on their own bullshit even when confronted with reality, Phil’s just going to nod his head to whatever Steve says, reply with an ‘I agree with you, but here’s the thing…’, retcon the story of his life and blame the trolls and detractors. Been there, done that.
 
I’m watching his COD and he’s getting worst.
“My K/D is good” 1.05 isn’t good.
“I WANT AKIMBO” akimbo sucks unless you’re super good at hip fire. The only people who think it’s good are those who think two guys are manly because they’ve seen it in an action movie.
Also, him saying he, once again, better at COD than wings and wings just camp while he is K/D is in the negative and he camps for most of his games. I swear his self-awareness is getting worst.
 
Kick chat in open revolt to get someone in chat who said retarded unbanned and it worked. DSP banned him cause if you say retarded wrong it could kill the business.

Gigabegging OT engaged
And after DSP demanding to apologize him, kick chat pulled a uno card and DSP himself apologized for banning him instead of timing out. DSP. APOLOGIZED.
 
Kick chat in open revolt to get someone in chat who said retarded unbanned and it worked. DSP banned him cause if you say retarded wrong it could kill the business.

Gigabegging OT engaged
The funny thing is that Chimchar is a larper.

Anyways, meet Mayor Charlie. A guy who has been dolphining out for DSP lately. Seems to be failing pretty bad with his react shit. He sounds out of breath and autistic.


 
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He actually apologized?
He did, but it was like an hour of being stubborn demanding an email apology for his apology fetish, then kick chat revolting and refusing to support an already low support stream. If anything the apology was in the hopes that someone would donate, which some LARPer did. So it really wasn't a real apology.
 
I think the craziest thing about the retard rant is when he basically tried to use people having fun at a meme as a sign of that.

Remember if you’re in on a joke and laugh about it you’re a retard, if you’re a clueless Buffon like Dave who never seems to be in on a joke you’re a mature and intelligent human

Conveniently ignoring his chat also responds to memes in the same way, it’s basically how any live chat reacts to known jokes within said community

This isn’t the first time he's shown salt over meme culture, but it really is funny how out of the loop he always is considering his livelihood revolves around the internet, he’s a perpetual loser who’s never in on the fun. I think it was during one of his god forsaken react events where his chat was trying to explain a very simple meme to him and he just showed nothing but contempt and disgust over it. Phil believes in nothing but i genuinely get the sense that he thinks he’s too good for internet jokes
 
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