Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[John Andrews Stan]

That said, their house is paid off

As has been pointed out by others, this is incorrect. I just wanted to add that Pat and Niki had such shitty credit that they couldn’t qualify for a mortgage and ended up with a seller-financed home loan. They’d been renting the house and the landlord agreed to loan them the money to purchase it. That was the only way those two could have ever bought a home.

 

[Bias Judge.]

Honestly it’s one of the questions that bugs me most about Fatrick. Maybe the pepperoni business really is just that profitable.

Career deadbeats like Pat can survive an extremely long time without legitimate income. Wouldnt surprise me if they have shitloads of CC debt like our favorite OpSec expert girlboss sekret squirrel Jackie.

An entire lifetime spent lying and malingering, leaving behind no net-positive impact on society. Sad.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Side note, what is ChatGPT referencing here?

This is either a completely unrelated Patrick Tomlinson (you maybe should have tried S Tomlinson) or it's mixing some other story with information it trained off of somewhere, maybe Xitter.

Or here. It'd be funny if it learned from the Farms and other shitposting websites.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

As has been pointed out by others, this is incorrect. I just wanted to add that Pat and Niki had such shitty credit that they couldn’t qualify for a mortgage and ended up with a seller-financed home loan. They’d been renting the house and the landlord agreed to loan them the money to purchase it. That was the only way those two could have ever bought a home.

Wasn’t Lynn the original landlord, or am I misremembering that?

 

[grey area]

Don't forget the PPP loan fraud and living in a relatively affordable city. I wouldn't be surprised if they gamed the system in some other way that hasn't been discovered yet. They're both leeches and have never worked an honest day in their lives. I think Pat is litigious in part because he's thinking about the dollars, not his steadfast principles.

Enjoy squalor.

 

[FinnSven]

Wasn’t Lynn the original landlord, or am I misremembering that?

Lynn is Niki's mother.

I have no idea whom they got the hovel from however. Whether they bought it themselves or if they bought it from Lynn.

I don't think they rented from her?

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Bear with me fellow patposters but is Fatrick the One Lolcal to bind all mankind? Was Chriscan merely the Hobbit to Jennifers glorious Lord of the PrisionRING?

Fat Rick is the chosen one; at least people can feel pity for Chris.

 

[FinnSven]

Fat Rick is the chosen one; at least people can feel pity for Chris.

Previously yes.

Before Barbgate, Chris was widely regarded as a disgusting fool, but a fool who had suffered at the hands of two parents incapable of understanding his needs.

After Barbgate though, it is pretty clear that Chris absolutely lacks morality or a conscience.

Fat Rick however, he has always been a shitty person. And Fat.

But what is also worse about Fat Rick, is that he did have more potential than Chris.
Had he taken his losses, he could have just been a nobody unremarkable guy who at least published a couple of sci fi books and then went back to selling insurance, shooting his gay gun, driving his gay car and playing with models.

 

[VF-1S Valkyrie]

Fat Rick is the chosen one; at least people can feel pity for Chris.

At bare minimum, one could say that Chris never had all the tools that most people get to avoid a fucked up delusional worldview, with an extra layer of sugestibility that combines with weenery and bad parenting to make him extra prone to fucked up behaviors.

Pat has the general grasp on reality, the better share of worldly experiences, and the 90+ IQ, and he still believes in an ultimate final stalker-child-prisoning to match the Demensional Merge.

 

[Irene and 22 others]

The only ITG (proto)thread that surpasses Rick's is Moviebob's old thread, with 100k replies and 13m views before it was locked and replaced with his current one...

When Fatrick similarly grows to the point that a single thread cannot contain him, I hope someone updates the jingle.

"Oh they call him titty two-threads. Wooo-oooo. Titty two-threads 'cause he's got man titties and two threads. Wooo-oooo."

 

[Post Reply]

It's endlessly funny how every stealthygeek argument eventually devolves to "Yes, child. And no, child. And yes, child. And no, child."

 

[Something Awful]

Wives, am I right, guys? Always saying you're a narcissistic piece of shit with a God complex and then divorcing you.

 

[Louis Beans]

It's endlessly funny how every stealthygeek argument eventually devolves to "Yes, child. And no, child. And yes, child. And no, child."
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Yes, child. No, child. Even if I'm wrong I'm actually right, child. Fat faggot.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

But what is also worse about Fat Rick, is that he did have more potential than Chris.
Had he taken his losses, he could have just been a nobody unremarkable guy who at least published a couple of sci fi books and then went back to selling insurance, shooting his gay gun, driving his gay car and playing with models.

Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Fatty "Cheesesteak" Bitch-Tits luck into working with a really competent literary agent back when he was still actually writing? I think he could've actually become a successful sci-fi author, where I'm defining successful as someone who can live off of writing. All he had to do is what every other modern successful author does and churn out some middling slop novel at least once a year. Instead, he decided that spending all of his time correcTing the recorD, childing and prisoning stalkers on Xitter and going to war with the Pests was a much better use of his time.

 

[FinnSven]

Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Fatty "Cheesesteak" Bitch-Tits luck into working with a really competent literary agent back when he was still actually writing? I think he could've actually become a successful sci-fi author, where I'm defining successful as someone who can live off of writing. All he had to do is what every other modern successful author does and churn out some middling slop novel at least once a year. Instead, he decided that spending all of his time correcTing the recorD, childing and prisoning stalkers on Xitter and going to war with the Pests was a much better use of his time.

He could have done that but I also wonder if it was disappointing sales which also lead to the publishing house/agent having second thoughts.

I don’t really know, but I am suspecting that it’s probably even easier these days that an advance can be recouped as the expense of physical printing combined with transportation and the bookseller commissions have been massively reduced with digital copies.

I would strongly guess that Fatrick’s shit novels didn’t make back even the advance, in which case the publishers and agent just drop him as a white elephant.

 

[Laburnum]

Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Fatty "Cheesesteak" Bitch-Tits luck into working with a really competent literary agent back when he was still actually writing? I think he could've actually become a successful sci-fi author, where I'm defining successful as someone who can live off of writing. All he had to do is what every other modern successful author does and churn out some middling slop novel at least once a year. Instead, he decided that spending all of his time correcTing the recorD, childing and prisoning stalkers on Xitter and going to war with the Pests was a much better use of his time.

It was the same guy who had done some work as an agent for Philip K. Dick if I'm remembering right. He really frontloaded all of his luck there and still blew it

 

[FinnSven]

It was the same guy who had done some work as an agent for Phillip K Dick if I'm remembering right. He really frontloaded all of his luck there and still blew it

Even so, there is only so much the best agent in the world can do if the work is utter bollocks.

Pat probably would have sternly childed any suggestions of a ghost writer "cleaning it up", or even an "editor" doing some "light continuity adjustments".

A fat sack of shit, is still a fat sack of shit, no matter who tries to sell it to you.

 

[Jackie's Abortion]

If anyone ever has a moment of weakness and starts feeling bad for this drunken swine, just remember this tweet. (A)(L)

 

[AltisticRight]

Does fatty patty know someone in attendance? 37 months?
I might as well swallow my kitchen knives.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

If anyone ever has a moment of weakness and starts feeling bad for this drunken swine, just remember this tweet. (A)(L)

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This one, and the insane one where he's talking about sex and a lack of blue checkmark while the lady is talking about her terminally ill daughter make me utterly devoid of sympathy for Patrick.