Skitzocow The Phoebe Doe Show - "As I've said for months, science is soccery!"

[Piga Dgrifm]

What episode of CSI: Miami did this line come up in?

It was actually in Law And Order SVU.

 

[Chris did nothing wrong]

I think Sanders and Malmberg are my favorites of the bunch. Here's Nick's newest profile pic, for a man concerned about carcinogens everywhere, he sure doesn't see the irony in posting this cancer:

From Nicole: The text just said "Research

". Yeah fuck those books, right?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I think Sanders and Malmberg are my favorites of the bunch. Here's Nick's newest profile pic, for a man concerned about carcinogens everywhere, he sure doesn't see the irony in posting this cancer:

From Nicole: The text just said "Research

". Yeah fuck those books, right?

The thing which sticks out to me is the one about the distance between the Earth and the Sun. That's a new one to me. How far away exactly do these people think the Sun is from the Earth?

 

[MasterDisaster]

I think Sanders and Malmberg are my favorites of the bunch. Here's Nick's newest profile pic, for a man concerned about carcinogens everywhere, he sure doesn't see the irony in posting this cancer:

From Nicole: The text just said "Research

". Yeah fuck those books, right?

New and improved

 

[Cake Farts]

The thing which sticks out to me is the one about the distance between the Earth and the Sun. That's a new one to me. How far away exactly do these people think the Sun is from the Earth?

From what she stated before, she believes the earth is flat and that we all reside in a large climate dome.

 

[MasterDisaster]

From what she stated before, she believes the earth is flat and that we all reside in a large climate dome.

That still doesn't explain that if you were to fly West out of New York and kept going West you'd end up back in New York.

 

[Cake Farts]

That still doesn't explain that if you were to fly West out of New York and kept going West you'd end up back in New York.

For all she knows and cares, airplanes are penis shaped to remind everybody of the patriarchy dominant society we all live in, and the blinking lights are a special type of Illuminati code.

 

[MasterDisaster]

For all she knows and cares, airplanes are penis shaped to remind everybody of the patriarchy dominant society we all live in, and the blinking lights are a special type of Illuminati code.

She does believe in vapor trails. She's also married, right? Is the rest of the family cuckoo or do they all just let Mom have her psycho time since this at least got her off box wine?

 

[ADN_VIII]

She comes from the same state that the guy who stormed Comet Pizza lived. Any connections between these two loonies?

I wouldn't be surprised. This kind of conspiracy stuff cross pollinates insanely fast. It seems to transcend political and socio-economic lines as well.

 

[Krieger]

I wouldn't be surprised. This kind of conspiracy stuff cross pollinates insanely fast. It seems to transcend political and socio-economic lines as well.

If we find any more lunatics gestating in North Carolina, we can at least file for the state to become a conspirtard wildlife preserve.

 

[ADN_VIII]

If we find any more lunatics gestating in North Carolina, we can at least file for the state to become a conspirtard wildlife preserve.

Isn't it already a wildlife preserve for retards?

 

[Krieger]

Isn't it already a wildlife preserve for exceptional individuals?

The entire South is, especially NC and Florida, though how cool would it be to have it backed by the government?

 

[ADN_VIII]

The entire South is, especially NC and Florida, though how cool would it be to have it backed by the government?

That would be... exceptional.

 

[Kurosaru]

http://archive.is/eggI8

Ha. They found us.

Spoiler: Copy-pasta

I just found a very disturbing site with pizzagate connections, it’s called KiwiFarms. Spent the last few hours or so researching it and what I found really shocked me, but also amazed me because it could be a big break in the case. Please read this whole post before you comment, it only gets more incriminating. The people who post there are called Kiwis and they have found us, there is a thread about The Phoebe Doe Show. This wouldn’t be bad news expect for two big reasons: 1) they are posting users personal information here, which is never okay. 2) KiwiFarms is a criminal website, with Pizzagate ties, and they are clearly trying to discredit us by associating us with them.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-phoebe-doe-show.28139/
What is KiwiFarms and how is it connected to Pizzagate? It is a forum for shills and trolls to share targets with each other, posting personal information about the people they want to attack. Kiwi is defined by urban dictionary as “A game played in an enclosed court by two players who strike a ball with raquets. aka the greatest sport ever.” It’s a reference to ping-pong! If you have any further doubt, the man who runs this site Joshua Connor Moon, known as “null”, is a known pedophile, admitting to masturbating to child porn and sending women threats of rape and death!
“Josh Moon was regularly banned from the 'Blockland' forum, (a forum for players of the eponymous game), for a number of extreme and inappropriate remarks including threatening to murder another female user, anally rape her, dismember her and then leave her to die[7][4][8]. He also fantasised about murdering his mother with a steak knife[9][10]. In addition Moon linked to, and said he enjoyed, 'Neko Shota' Hentai, and said he enjoyed masturbating over depictions of young boys[4][11].
Subsequently, Joshua Moon went to work for 8Chan.net, a site well known for explicitly and by policy allowing discussions of paedophilia[12][13]”
http://www.kiwifarmswiki.com/index.php…
KiwiFarms has also been linked to a murder. A teenaged girl named Julie Terryberry killed herself after they cyberbullied her. The thread about Julie is very disturbing, it looks like they are arguing about which ones get to have the most “influence” in her life. They do not care about her demise and say “she would’ve died anyway!” The final post of the thread is Joshua “null” Moon stating that Julie’s dead, and people gave it heart ratings. They celebrated her death! They are proud that they killed a child! And more amazingly the police knew and did nothing about it, there wasn’t a single arrest for the dozens of people involved! Why wasn’t this crime on ever covered by the mainstream media? Is something being hidden?
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/julie-terryberry.18477/
http://yourlifemoments.ca/sitepages/obituary.asp?oId=962367
The site went down the day Trump was inaugurated, and then came back a few weeks later with all the content intact. They claim they have been attacked, but that there was nothing to worry about anymore, and that the site would still be up for the next four years (an interesting amount of time to mention). Were they being investigated by people linked to Trump? Moon makes thousands of dollars a month off the site, but how can that be? As far as I can none of this goes directly to the website, would people really just give him money for liking him? Or are they paying him for something else? Tie this with his known pedophilia and you have strange and sinister things going on.
Here is their thread on pizzagate. They say pizzagate is “fake news”. They even make jokes about how they wish it “was” real so they could fuck kids. They also CONFIRM that they are trying to hinder the investigation, by shitposting on Reddit and Voat. One even says that everybody their loves “cheese pizza”. Obvious pedophiles. When a new user comes in and shows them evidence they deny it, they call him “autistic” and ban him from the thread, after he says that they are acting suspicious and have little girls as their avatars.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r-pizzagate.25904/
This thread is full of satanic artwork that they call Rule 34. On urban dictionary Rule 34 states “if it exists there is porn of it”. It is a goal to draw pornography of as many people and characters as you can. There are even sexual drawings of Hillary Clinton (and of children) that they posted in this thread!
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rule-34-horrors.24508/
Beyond sexual debauchery and violence, there is lots of shilling as well:
A thread celebrating Bernie’s loss:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r-sandersforpresident.21433/
They are very anti-atheist. Even defend the Catholic Church for child rape!:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/euphoric-atheists.8947/
They say MK-Ultra isn’t real and went to huge lengths to “debunk” it:
https://kiwifarms.net/…/mk-ultra-aka-the-government-is-aft…/
Hate vegans, and claim animals deserve pain:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/militant-vegans.9254/
Making fun of flat-earth researchers. Say their kids should be taken from them! (another abduction theme):
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/flat-earth-society.3207/
Look at this, they are advocating for genocide of native Australians! Very disturbing:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/abbos.11587/
Another “debunking” thread, this one about Morgellons Disease. They say it is fake:
https://kiwifarms.net/…/morgellons-disease-fearmongering.2…/
Please, share this post. Let everybody know the evil of this site and of pedophile Joshua Moon. It is a forum for perverts and shills, and who knows what they are saying to each other in private messaging. Maybe one day it can be taken down and its users arrested for pedophilia and murder! Contact politicians, your senators and attorney generals, and tell them about it! Let them know we’re tired of this sick shit.

The exact same message is on the other page for the group. It has one like from Phoebe.

Everybody was shocked by new Simpsons episode the other day featuring a pizzeria. Here is their evidence:

>Bart and Lisa appearing as a Butterfinger and a Candy Apple. These are shocking sex acts, per urban dictionary, and thus these foods should not be referenced on television. Totally not a reference to those commercials from the 90s.

>Homer putting a chili dog in an IV. This is a reference to the rich living long by stealing the blood of children. It’s certainly not a funny sight gag.

>Krusty referring to himself as a self-hated Jew. His struggles with his religion has not been a reoccurring theme on the show since Season Three, no cirri.

>Wiggum being an incompetent cop. It’s a character trait solely thought up for this episode and not something established since the show’s beginning.

>References to hog dogs, chili dogs, pizzas, and chickens, all food brought up in the Podesta emails. Not things a glutton like Homer would like.

>A cannibal and child whore joke (keep these people away from the Bob’s Burger pilot). The fast food industry is certainly not something the writers would like to satire by comparing it to these shocking taboos. The Simpsons has literally never made fun of something like that. Never.

The comments are full of people taking about how much they want to die and how they can barely keep from vomiting. There is now an entire subculture of people who now think Pizza is the official food of the Illuminati. And I could not be happier.

http://archive.is/N3EFF

Did we just make their day? I mean we just gave them a new place to sperg and obsess about.

 

[An Ghost]

Did we just make their day? I mean we just gave them a new place to sperg and obsess about.

There was one actual paranoid scitzo who found their thread here. According to a polite family member who wanted the thread removed it was like having all of her fears the govt was watching her come true.
But ms. Doe here seems emboldened by our presence. It's less 'people are watching my every move' and more 'these sinners want me gone, I'll show them.' I want dumb moms all over Facebook to start sharing conspiracy memes about Kiwi Farms like that flat earth garbage.

 

[Chris did nothing wrong]

Same story was copy-pastased twice on the group.

http://archive.is/5hiUu

http://archive.is/6LaNa

"I wish one of these fuckers had the nerve to say one word to my actual face.
PUSSIES.
If it wasn't a criminal pedophile pot calling the kettle nutjob I might be flattered. But sick fucks messed with the wrong fucking deer." -Phoebe Doe

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Same story was copy-pastased twice on the group.

http://archive.is/5hiUu

http://archive.is/6LaNa

"I wish one of these fuckers had the nerve to say one word to my actual face.
PUSSIES.
If it wasn't a criminal pedophile pot calling the kettle nutjob I might be flattered. But sick fucks messed with the wrong fucking deer." -Phoebe Doe

"But sick fucks messed with the wrong fucking deer"

@Null new random.txt?

 

[AN/ALR56]

How we are a pizza gate site if over 70℅ of users supports or voted for trump?

 

[Cake Farts]

"I wish one of these fuckers had the nerve to say one word to my actual face.
PUSSIES.
If it wasn't a criminal pedophile pot calling the kettle nutjob I might be flattered. But sick fucks messed with the wrong fucking deer." -Phoebe Doe

Or better yet, she could come on here herself and enlighten us about how correct wrong we are like mikemikev.

 

[Chemical snorfare]

I am in the UK and have abso-fukken-lutely no idea what this pizzagate of what you speak is about.

I am a member of the lizard illuminati however, so I guess I've got some reading to do