DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Archiving today's The Daily Crap because it's a doozy:


(https://preservetube.com/watch?v=gsl5I7DtTfg)

It has a succulent mix of everything:
  • Being "disappointed because of multiple reasons" (guess which reasons).
  • Talking about "toughing through" his neck pain, of course using it as a guilt-trip.
  • The whole "retard(ed)" fiasco.
  • Drawing the conclusion he did the right thing by unbanning the viewer saying "retards" because he "got some support after that".
  • Stating he "doesn't need to hit the goal on every stream", while literally everyone can see on a daily basis that his actions go completely against this statement.
  • Follows that up by demanding that two goals (read: $300) HAVE to be met by tomorrow, so he can order food on Wednesday...
  • ...because Kat is working on Wednesday, unable to cook for him.
  • Multiple begs sprinkled throughout the video.
  • Concludes the video by somehow claiming he's not disappointed, after complaining, guilt-tripping and begging for 7 minutes straight, and of course literally stating he's disappointed.

This man has holes in his brain.
 
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Those clips of Phil from today really highlight how big of a fuckface he is. Like really one of the most disgusting bastards I’ve ever had the displeasure of laying eyes on.

It’s even crazier that he uses his army of retards as these whipping boys to pretend to be an intellectual. Like he just has to scream down everything they say that isn’t parroting him. What an absolute pathetic bitch.

By the way, I see that this supposed “mature adult” is still having trouble hitting goals? Utterly useless.
 
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I very much need for Phail to have a time-out from YouTube. He can go on Kick to complain and beg for a week. The squeals of the pigroach would be incredible. Imagine the scene; Phail goes an entire week of low support which leads to fewer hogan tugs and no Doordash. It would be legendary.

Well, it would at least be entertaining.
 
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Comma said:
Archiving today's The Daily Crap because it's a doozy:

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(https://preservetube.com/watch?v=gsl5I7DtTfg)

It has a succulent mix of everything:
  • Being "disappointed because of multiple reasons" (guess which reasons).
  • Talking about "toughing through" his neck pain, of course using it as a guilt-trip.
  • The whole "retard(ed)" fiasco.
  • Drawing the conclusion he did the right thing by unbanning the viewer saying "retards" because he "got some support after that".
  • Stating he "doesn't need to hit the goal on every stream", while literally everyone can see on a daily basis that his actions go completely against this statement.
  • Follows that up by demanding that two goals (read: $300) HAVE to be met by tomorrow, so he can order food on Wednesday...
  • ...because Kat is working on Wednesday, unable to cook for him.
  • Multiple begs sprinkled throughout the video.
  • Concludes the video by somehow claiming he's not disappointed, after complaining, guilt-tripping and begging for 7 minutes straight, and of course literally stating he's disappointed.

This man has holes in his brain.
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Failing to hit goals 2 streams in a row really sets him off nowadays. Probably one of the more insane streaming days this year from him his prestream was totally insane and the night stream was fucking brutal

Maybe he should offer to turn off the webcam and microphone for a goal or something he has tried pretty much everything else including feet and underwear showing.
 
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Big Brown Schlub said:
Surprised nobody here mentioned that one of the arguments he gave for why calling someone retarded isn't offensive is because he said he was called retarded by other kids when he was 5 years old :story: To quote the kang, he auto self-felted himself with that one.
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I was going to post laughing that he thinks the standard for society is 5 year olds in a playground. But then I decided this whole ‘retard is a good word’ thing was just a shock-bait attention grab and wasn’t going to give it the oxygen he clearly wants.

Instead I’ll offer something else to laugh at. I love how a consistent thing about Phillip is how he thinks he’s Sherlock Holmes. Absolutely anything that makes him look good is ‘logical’. Anything that makes him look bad and the person ‘doesn’t have a logical brain’.

It really tickles me. He thinks as an autistic shut-in who shouts at disabled people to eat his ass with a spoon for a living that he’s some big brain, super-rational Mr Spock.
This has gone on for years, despite piles of evidence he’s not very clever or rational, and I love it.
 
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If he uses the camera as a goal I would laugh my ass of if he never hits the Goal again and we would get "No Philcam" streams. This Retard can't wrap his head around the idea that his few supporters don't have infinite Money on their hands. Looks like the "curation" of his audience really did a number on him. But hey at least the detractors can walk away with buckets full of milk right? Or rather salt.
 
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An underated aspect of Phils closeted homosexuality is his love of breaking out into song and dance at random. It's his best most (almost) human-like quality. In another life where Phil could admit to himself he's a gay man he could be living it up as thespian drama queen, with a buff black guy partner like he's always secretly wanted. I've never seen or heard a straight man breaking out in song and dance in the way Phil does.
 
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Balr0g said:
If he uses the camera as a goal I would laugh my ass of if he never hits the Goal again and we would get "No Philcam" streams. This Retard can't wrap his head around the idea that his few supporters don't have infinite Money on their hands. Looks like the "curation" of his audience really did a number on him. But hey at least the detractors can walk away with buckets full of milk right? Or rather salt.
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He's finally copying ltg lmao. 50 dollars or no cam and we're back to just him rambling in front of pre stream art for an hour and a half
 
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I think i say this every month but hes really spiraling lately, the rants are getting longer and more nonsensical, hes dancing at the tune of the larpers, any one of them just needs to be a little smart on how they word things and they will get any rant they want out of him. Just randomly tune into his prestreams, and you have a 80% chance you will stumble into a rant fueled by a larper (and everyone but phil knows they are larpers).
Also the extreme whaling of this few weeks have been rewarded by never seen before levels of shameless begging, we are at the point where he singles out random members of his chat and demands that THEY contribute.

I have the feeling something is about to break here, he is demanding an upkeep that i just dont think the usual whales can sustain.
 
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QwahlityKahntent said:
ive never seen a single other streamer that talks about money even 1/100th of the time this stupid nigger does
do his dents really like hearing about "support" and "contributions" the entire time?
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At this point Phil is a homosexual findom streamer and the dents get off on his aggressive paywalling of every single action.
 
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Ivan Daniloff said:
So this is a content strategy whether he realizes it or not. When he doesn’t hit the goal, he can increase begging. When he doesn’t hit it twice, he can beg even more more.

They have to go shopping and are out of food, dood.
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It also occured to me that they still have the ramen, but putting it in the microwave and coming back 3 minutes later is what they would consider "cooking" and thus off the table also
 
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Kane lives in death said:
I have the feeling something is about to break here, he is demanding an upkeep that i just dont think the usual whales can sustain.
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February always has been his weak month, unlike previous years though his number of whales is significantly down. I don't think there's anything special to it.

However it's clear his mental health is declining. Now we're getting almost dailies unhinged rants.
 
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