Fictional Characters who would deserve their own threads? - Just like the other thread.

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Ernest T. Bass - Deranged hillbilly intellectually on par with grade schoolers, stalked a woman, instantly resorts to vandalism and harassment whenever he doesn't get his way
  • Stalked and harassed a family because their already-married daughter wouldn't marry him.
  • Is confirmed to be pretty much illiterate and had to go back to grade school
  • The school gave him a diploma after confirming he understood basic English and math just to get rid of him
  • Anytime someone doesn't give him what he wants he throws rocks through their windows
  • Claims to be "the best rock thrower in the county"
  • Got rejected by the military and instantly started harassing the local recruiters until they gave him a uniform
 
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SML has a few people.

[HORRORCOW] Jeffy Jeffy / Jeffy / J-FEE / Poopybutt / Jeffy Paul - Retarded FAS Baby, Is the result of a rape by his mother onto his father, committed incest numerous times, got shot once as a rapper and retired, witnessed his 9 year old sister getting molested, killed his mom, killed his sisters molester, proud father of 6 dead children.
  • Thread is made after someone randomly stumbled upon Jeffy's YouTube channel.
  • The Thread goes into detail about his childhood.
  • It was revealed that he apparently committed incest, got pregnant somehow, fathered around 5 children (One was with his mom)
  • His thread gets derailed by him, much like Emily he is allowed to stay in his thread to be made fun of until he ended up sending his "PP" to the thread, then he gets the pink triangle.
Chef PeePee / Fernando Pee Pee Strongbottom / Poopybutt - Nigger-Pajeet who was abandoned by his family, is a son of a king who is a literal who, is stuck as a slave for a white man, forced to be a babysitter for the white mans son.
  • Gets a thread alone just for how wild he is.
  • Thread goes over his attempts at quitting.
  • Would be criticized on how he treated certain situations.
  • Junior comes on to try and derail the thread, fails obviously.
[HORRORCOW] Mr. Goodman / James "Jimmy" Goodman / Poopybutt - Richest man ever, Closeted Fag, Threatens people with bodily harm done to their privates if they don't give him their house payments.
  • Thread is made under the pretense of his pretenciousness.
  • He had a LOT in his writeup (OP was a faggot A-Logger).
  • Mr. Goodman tries to pay the site owner to shut it down.
[CAREERCOW] Brooklyn T. Guy / Brooklyn The Guy - Guy with too many jobs, has a loser mother and a virgin brother, tells obviously fake stories as filler to seem interesting.
  • Broolyn T Guys thread was written by his brother Jonathan.
  • The thread was written with the intent to mock his brother because of jealousy, eventually (Like Topiachu) his OG Thread was made into his own thread for his ENTIRE family.
[LOLCOW] Black Yoshi / ItsYaBoiDuggie - Nigger that eats KFC or Popeyes, loves watermelon koolaid, sits on his lazy ass, is a bum, begs his friends for the "NEW CALL OF DOOTIS!", steals a lot.
  • His actions would be known once someone sees him on the news.
  • He is pretty much always documented.
 
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Optimus Prime

* caused his home planet to literally die, because he refused to hear out/make peace with the rebelling slaves (Decepticons) who were against slavery/caste system.
* moves to the United States as a refugee, brings his fucked up caste system bullsh!t robot war to the US. Said war causes dams to blow up/leads to countless dead Americans
* left his girlfriend behind on his dying home planet 'cause his spaceship apparently didn't have room for any women
*suspiciously hangs out with human teenage boys, directly puts them in harms way due to his stupid robot caste-system war
 
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Dale Gribble would definitely be worthy of a thread, though I think he'd also get a sort of semi-unironic sympathetic following on here, similar to what happened with the late Terry A. Davis.

After all, he's canonically a paranoid conspiracy theorist who is also laughably physically weak, a dubiously competent exterminator, and an unwitting cuckold with a mixed-race son that isn't even biologically his.

At the same time, his semi-unironic following would stem from the fact that despite all of his lolcow traits, he's charismatic enough to have a conventionally attractive wife and be President of the Arlen Gun Club (and let's be real, some of the show's funniest moments involved Dale)
 
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[LOLCOW]: Meatwad / Meatman - Ball of compressed meat, the bun is in your mind. He is either 6 or 38 and is very gullible. A thread would be made of him by Master Shake but would be sent to spergatory for being an A-Loggy personal army request. A different thread would be made by Carl and would evolve into a thread similar to Erik Mokraceks where they view him as a honey pot for A-Logs. Most of his lulz would be organic because Frylock is leagues more competent than Bob when it comes to being an internet lumberjack.

[LOLCOW]: Master Shake / Shake Zulah / The Drizzle - A-Logs Meatwad on a daily basis and would get a Halal thread here. He would get a pink triangle and would be kept unbanned as a further source of lulz similar to how Tommy Tooter has an account here. His spergouts would be lenegendary and his profile would be full of people egging him on. Expect to see a wall of "JULAY!" there too.

[LOLCOW]: Ignignokt / Mooninites - The principle Mooninite who causes petty mischief alongside Err. Err would be mentioned early on with the intention of making a thread for him too but once his backstory becomes known the plan would be abandoned and all focus would be on Ignignokt. His criminal record would be plastered all over the forum alongside his incompetence at the hands of Frylock.

[CAREERCOW]: MC Pee Pants / Sir Loin / Little Brittle - Rapper who uses his music to amass armies to aid in his plans to either run scams or rob banks. Rumor has it he's actually dead and keeps getting reincarnated every time he goes to hell.

[CAREERCOW]: Dr. Weird - The thread would mostly be about his creations. He would then make an account here to post them himself as they're made.

Some other things would be:
-The Plutonians would be banished to Spergatory
-Carl would have an account here
-Steve would have an account here to post updates about Dr. Weird
-Rabbot would make socks that just spam days of the week until he gets banned
-Moltar would talk about how he trolled Meatwad in the thread and would get a red banner about weening alongside a ban for the same reason
 
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Perfect Cell said:
Doubleposting But here's a few people I propose.

[Horrorcow] Frieza / Frieza Cold / Emperor Frieza / Frieza Force - Racist Dictator who was killed by a half monkey, Daddy's Boy, Single deadbeat father.
  • Thread will have a bunch of information regarding his racism, genocidal tendencies and slavery.
  • Becomes a Horrorcow for recruiting children to his genocidal group.
  • Will be mocked for being a Daddy's Boy.
  • Cooler will post under his throwaway account being too ospec fail (He earned his own thread)
  • Kuriza would be banned for being underage trying to fight with others.
[Horrorcow] Cell / Imperfect Cell / Semi-Perfect Cell / Perfect Cell - Vore enthusiast, Narcissist,, got pwned by a child.
  • Will be having a thread for how disgusting he is.
  • Automatically a Horrorcow for his "absorbing"
  • Gohan probably will be on this thread.
[Careercow] Hercule Satan / Mr. Satan / Mark Satan - Fraud, "Defeated" Cell, daughter dating the true hero of West City Goku, Mayor of West City
  • Will have a thread for the simple fact he was just merely annoying.
  • Thread points out he wasn't Cell's true defeater.
  • Thread gets derailed because Majin Buu and Videl comes up and shits up the forums.
  • Turns out Majin Buu was sock puppeting Videl the entire time.
  • Ends up getting the pink triangle and verified badge.
  • Majin Buu might actually get his own thread..
[Horrorcow] Monika / Monitor Kernel Access - Killed her friends over a real life guy, then sperged and DFE after she was deleted and rejected.
  • Will have a thread for all the horrid shit she did.
  • Probably would try and hack KF but fails.
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Someone made a comment when they mentioned Goku having a thread that Frieza would join just to alog Goku and I want to know how long would it take for him to say the n word in place of "monkeys". That would be hysterical.
 
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[CAREERCOW]: Ozai / Fire Lord Ozai / Phoenix King

The younger brother of Iroh and at one point had no real chance of assuming the throne. However when his nephew died in battle he took the chance to persuade his father to strip Iroh of his birthright and make him heir apparent instead. He ultimately had his father killed and conveniently made it public that his final request was to make him the next Fire Lord. He went on to nearly destroy the world but had his bending taken away by a 12 year old. He is currently in the middle of his prison saga.
 
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[SADCOW]: Eric Feeble

A man who can never win. He has a retarded son, a daughter who's allergic to everything, a drunk au pair, a wife that left him to become a Pseudo-Buddhist lolcow, an incompetent secretary, and a boss that says "Arse burger" a lot. Every endeavor of his is doomed to fail, even if it's all going right it collapses at the last minute. Some of the things that's happened to him are: he had his roof repossessed, he hit a cricket ball into orbit that then fell back down and destroyed a building, and a disgruntled au pair candidate fired a tank shell at his house just to name a few things.


[LOLCOWS]: Sandra Burke and Tracey Tunstall / San and Tracey / The Fat Slags

Like with Uncle Ruckus' entry the video explains it better than I ever could.
 
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Black Yoshi said:
A man who can never win. He has a retarded son, a daughter who's allergic to everything, a drunk au pair, a wife that left him to become a Pseudo-Buddhist lolcow, an incompetent secretary, and a boss that says "Arse burger" a lot. Every endeavor of his is doomed to fail, even if it's all going right it collapses at the last minute. Some of the things that's happened to him are: he had his roof repossessed, he hit a cricket ball into orbit that then fell back down and destroyed a building, and a disgruntled au pair candidate fired a tank shell at his house just to name a few things.
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Thats a huge fucking L if you didn't pay your bills you didn't get your car stolen but your roof instead,
 
From the Yakuza games
[Schizocow] Goro Majima / Mad dog of Shimano / Goromi

Completely insane career criminal, violent stalker, crossdresser, wifebeater.
 
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Raskolnikov from Crime and Punishment

>NEET
>Nihilist
>Pseudointelectual
>Views himself as a unironic exeptional individual and writes autistic manifestos about how he's above the plebs
>Is a giant dick to his only friend and best boy Razumikhin
>Falls in love with a prostitute (Sonya's cool though)
>Is a literal murderer
>Would probably start as a sadcow until people realize that he's a giant selfobsorbed asshole

If Raskolnikov lived in the modern times, he would be one of those incels that can't get pussy despite being attractive because his personality is just that bad.
 
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