Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[ddlloo]

Just putting it out there, but I seriously think Nick relieves his angst and sexual frustration by attacking Aaron, and that's one of the reasons he talks about the purported cum guzzling so much. His sex life was shit pre swinging + molly, and I think he fried his brain a little with his overindulgence, and now that he only has access to the 'destroyed' body of his comatose wife, he isn't able to experience sexual gratification. I'll leave open the question as to whether he is sexually satisfied by attacking Aaron, or if the dopamine rush of typing "he drank my cum" 20 times an hour simply alleviates it.

 

[Strix454]

Melton's "Hackmania" amounts to a fan meet-up at the bar at a cheap hotel in Las Vegas for which he is charging a minimum of $130 a ticket. All the ticket really gets people is the ability to watch some shows stream from the back room at the bar and the ability to party with Melton in person I guess. Its alot of money for almost nothing in terms of the ticket.

Its at the plaza which is a dump of a hotel at the far end of the strip downtown next to the railroad tracks. The area its in used to have real homeless people problems but I don't know what the current situation is.

Nick isn't doing a show at the event and I didn't see him even listed as a guest on the website.

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[AncientPhosphur]

Willing to lay down real money there's some woman out there that has some real stories about Nick spending all 4 years of high school obsessing over her.

There absolutely is. All his weird sex jokes and innuendos feels like he’s overcompensating for years of being a creepy virgin.

“It’s me. Rekieta. The sex haver. I have the sex. Do you know I am so cool because of sex?”

What a fucking loser.

 

[Beavis]

Melton's "Hackmania" amounts to a fan meet-up at the bar at a cheap hotel in Las Vegas for which he is charging a minimum of $130 a ticket. All the ticket really gets people is the ability to watch some shows stream from the back room at the bar and the ability to party with Melton in person I guess. Its alot of money for almost nothing in terms of the ticket.

Its at the plaza which is a dump of a hotel at the far end of the strip next to the railroad tracks. The area its in used to have real homeless people problems but I don't know what the current situation is.

Nick isn't doing a show at the event and I didn't see him even listed as a guest on the website.

The Plaza isn’t even in the strip. It’s in downtown Las Vegas.

Also, Nick can’t get over Aaron because he was able to please Kayla like Nick never could.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

If I'm counting accurately, since his October 20th "Soon." post on Locals, where he announced he would be "coming back," "coming hard," and "coming often," he has created a total of four Locals streams ("Psalm 23 and 24," "Sausage gravy and biscuits for Election day/Cooking stream," "Dinner and a chat," "Hello, Frens") and one YouTube/Rumble stream. That's an impressive average of one stream every 23 days.

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He's scared of it. He's mentioned a couple times how hard it is for him to stream sober (or "sober," whatever). His couple of efforts you mention were bad, and weird, and he got panned. So now it's "so busy" and "throat hurts" - but when he does actually talk about gearing up for it he sounds like a man without shoes looking at a mountain he has to climb. Which is funny and weird for such an arrogant, boastful twit.

He's so weird with this chat-lurking and sniping - truly weird behavior for someone - a GROWN MAN - supposedly getting his world back together. Very dark energy, and that's not a phrase that I say very often. Would be creepy if it were about anything. But he's just a Dark Lord of the Kingdoms of Petty & Inane. Bitchy.

He'll stay ill at ease so long as he continues to cling to the worst parts of himself despite the damage they've caused. He's stuck still trying to get over, still trying to prove he's Not Like Other Girls.

 

[SargonF00t]

Also, Nick can’t get over Aaron because he was able to please Kayla like Nick never could.

Yep, this is what comes with wife swapping and now the fucking idiot can't get it out of his head that Aaron pleased Kayla in a way that he can not.

 

[Owlbear]

If I'm counting accurately, since his October 20th "Soon." post on Locals, where he announced he would be "coming back," "coming hard," and "coming often," he has created a total of four Locals streams ("Psalm 23 and 24," "Sausage gravy and biscuits for Election day/Cooking stream," "Dinner and a chat," "Hello, Frens") and one YouTube/Rumble stream. That's an impressive average of one stream every 23 days.

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I have a theory that a lot of his remaining subscribers on LOCALS are the same crowd that he picked up in 2022 with his first banning from youtube. That crowd had a lot of people who became annual subscribers, and they did it in October. To keep them on for another year, Nick needed to pretend that he's not permanently stuck in the cuck corner. I think that explains the attempts to stream and the frequent soonposting.

 

[Vibralldo]

When pressed on whether they were HIGH on drugs around the kids, I recall Aaron being a little unclear and mealy-mouthed but it was heavily implied that they were. Aaron portrayed himself in the best possible light; the more sober one who would make the food, etc. while the other three were sleeping.

This just proves 100% Aaron, Nick, Kayla, and April were high and interacted with the kids and Aaron is being evasive because it makes him look as bad as the Rekietas and April (he is)

100% the hedonist degenerates who had a cocaine safe and travel vials for coke on the go were at the very least doing coke and then interacting with the kids. In all likelihood they were doing them in a room the kids weren't allowed into (like the master bathroom), but there's a literal 0% chance that they didn't do blow and then at least one of Nick's 5 kids asked for water or something while the adults were still high.

This in itself is a generous assessment, there's evidence that he was snorting at church and it ignores the positive test his daughter got. It's very possible they were snorting in front of the kids based on how Nick says cocaine is cool and not a big deal.

 

[Melty Butter]

So has it been verified and confirmed Nick was a male cheerleader at some point?

Very much confirmed. (I'll always happily re-publish this pic because it always cracks me up.)

promising a Nick Rekieta appearance on the Hackamania 2 agenda is not helping them sell tickets

Melton's "Hackmania" amounts to a fan meet-up at the bar at a cheap hotel in Las Vegas for which he is charging a minimum of $130 a ticket.

Yeah, on Sunday morning Chad did a livestream from his hotel in Atlantic City. (There was another half-assed Dabbleverse event there on the weekend. Melton was there. Chad and Melton hate each other.) Chad discussed the Vegas event in detail and laughed about Melton's "used car salesman" efforts to get him to attend because Rekieta wasn't moving tickets. Chad seems to have privated the stream (he does that regularly to encourage paid memberships). It's not on his channel now. One of the clippers may have it.

IF Chad chooses to go, it might be amusing. Chad detests Nick.

I think Aaron called it correctly a couple of months ago. Nick is essentially done.

I continue to disagree. He'll have a limping comeback to 500-1000 live viewers. (I hate to admit it but his take on the Musk DOGE constitutional issues might be interesting if he can focus on the law for a hot second. Plenty of executive privilege vs administrative law issues will be going to SCOTUS. That's super nerdy but Trumpers are very engaged in the debate.)

The question is why he's not streaming now. Then @Folgers Can proposed the ever-present theory that the divorce arc is officially starting. Maybe. I'm also trying to figure out why he's threatening an HRO on an inklaw. His kids are still at the old church and, I presume, the younger ones are still at Grace Homeschool Coop. That Inklaw is probably involved with both. How's an HRO going to work then - lol?

Anyway, he's clearly pissed and jealous that Aaron still has a strong "voice" through STMS. Just stream, Nick. What's holding you back?

 

[ddlloo]

IMO he's not streaming primarily because he got too comfortable being drunk and acting degenerate during them, and he knows he can't do that now and that pisses him off. His '''odd''' would be making him rage over it.

Secondary reasons include the fact that he doesn't trust himself not to tank his plea deal and that he resents having to become a lawtuber again (because he tricked himself into think HE was the show, and lawtube generally hates him now)..

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Anyway, he's clearly pissed and jealous that Aaron still has a strong "voice" through STMS. Just stream, Nick. What's holding you back?

He is afraid. Because he cannot control the chat.
The only way for him to spin his story is to be unopposed and not be asked questions or have people contradict his claims.
Every time he streamed since the arrest there were aLogs in his chat asking why he gave is daughter cocaine, if he liked watching his wife with Jamaican bulls, and if he has since started feeding and washing his kids again.

And he is triggered by it every single time.

 

[Vibralldo]

He is afraid. Because he cannot control the chat.
The only way for him to spin his story is to be unopposed and not be asked questions or have people contradict his claims.
Every time he streamed since the arrest there were aLogs in his chat asking why he gave is daughter cocaine, if he liked watching his wife with Jamaican bulls, and if he has since started feeding and washing his kids again.

And he is triggered by it every single time.

I think he knows there's no benefit to doing it anymore

Back in the day Nick was literally paid tens of thousands of dollars to get drunk and high and be told he's cool, sexy, funny, and smart.

Why risk your plea and open yourself up to public mockery for a few hundred in superchats, most of which are calling you out for being a degenerate failure?

Worst of all, he can't use it as an excuse to get drunk and high anymore!

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

This just proves 100% Aaron, Nick, Kayla, and April were high and interacted with the kids and Aaron is being evasive because it makes him look as bad as the Rekietas and April (he is)

100% the hedonist degenerates who had a cocaine safe and travel vials for coke on the go were at the very least doing coke and then interacting with the kids. In all likelihood they were doing them in a room the kids weren't allowed into (like the master bathroom), but there's a literal 0% chance that they didn't do blow and then at least one of Nick's 5 kids came in asking for water or something.

This in itself is a generous assessment, there's evidence that he was snorting at church and it ignores the positive test his daughter got. It's very possible they were snorting in front of the kids based on how Nick says cocaine is cool and not a big deal.

I really don't understand all the parsing about who said what and to what degree. It doesn't fucking matter, and the bits being argued over are immaterial.

There were four partying adults in that house drinking, doing drugs, swapping partners, and just generally being sex-obsessed, irresponsible, unalert, and hedonistic.

THE KIDS WERE IMPACTED. If the kids didn't "see" cocaine, they were around impaired adults, idgaf if the door was closed or they were in a bathroom or the kids knew not to knock on the office door after 9 o'clock. They knew there were 4 adults sharing a bedroom, and they God damn well knew when dad was slurring uncontrollably or stealing their toys and hopping around like a kawaii leprechaun. They knew mom and dad had lots of secrets and "stay out" areas. They knew dad drove too fast and mom laid in bed too much. They knew when April's mascara was smeared down her face in the morning, and they got to know goofy Uncle Aaron, because he tried shoving shit around on the dining room table so they could as actually sit down and have a bowl of something at noon on a Saturday before anyone else was up. And they also saw as Aaron then went back down the hall to the bedroom with their parents and closed the door.

This bullshit about whether the kids literally saw mountains of cocaine in front of them or not, or whether the can Aaron opened was literally Spaghettios, or whether Nick raised the dumbest set of kids on the planet who noticed nothing (he didn't); is also just pointless. THE KNEW IT WAS WEIRD AND WRONG, AND IT 100% IMPACTED THEM - whether or not they registered it, whether or not they understood it, and whether or not they feel they can or know how to talk about it. Because that shit isn't normal, and it hurts kids. Aaron's kids less than Nick' & Kayla's, but all of them. It was wrong for all of them, fullstop.

(It's like debating or trying to analyze whether Aaron seriously considered buying the smaller house, or whether he was trying tactfully to say "nfw I don't want your murder house and your coke-loaded eagerness is getting creepy" - it just doesn't matter. He declined, and the story moved forward. Nick thinks this shit makes a difference, but it doesn't. Literally none of this hair-splitting moves the needle on the essentials.)

But back to the kids and the drugs and that whole time - Aaron's choices, good and bad, whether told with 99.999999999% accuracy or not, do not change the wrong that Nick did, has done, is doing, and will do in the future. Nick needs to get that through his thick little skull.

And side note - Nick's absolute non sequitur bullshit protest that "my kids are fine, man; they love me" is revealing in its construction, and it is the biggest, dumbest cope I have ever seen. THEY ARE YOUR CHILDREN, NICK; YOU HURT THEM AND YOUR FUCKING WORD GAMES WON'T CHANGE THAT. EVER. Kids will love a rock if brought up being told that rock is their parent. And narcs make normal children desperate for love and approval. They don't freely love you; you've just managed to warp unformed little minds. Waow, impressive.

 

[Potatoherder]

IMO he's not streaming primarily because he got too comfortable being drunk and acting degenerate during them, and he knows he can't do that now and that pisses him off. His '''odd''' would be making him rage over it.

Secondary reasons include the fact that he doesn't trust himself not to tank his plea deal and that he resents having to become a lawtuber again (because he tricked himself into think HE was the show, and lawtube generally hates him now)..

The third reason is he doesn't make $10k a stream anymore. At most it's $800 and he thinks that is poor people money. He won't put in the effort to rebuild the fanbase because it's beneath him, just like he refused to build up rumble chat.

 

[Vibralldo]

I really don't understand all the parsing about who said what and to what degree. It doesn't fucking matter, and the bits being argued over are immaterial.

We're just bored between major events in Nickstory

As soon as something interesting happens we'll have something more to talk about than vague semantics

 

[Stiffy]

Nick's only remaining "fans" on any of his platforms are the same type of degenerate losers in life that blindly follow obese pedo Patrick Melton like lap dogs on NLO. A toxic rabble of drunk wine moms who's husbands left them, disordered trannies, young schizos like Citizen M, and closet homosexual lawtube enthusiasts. Tranny arc 2025 very much still in play.

 

[Flora Fox]

The third reason is he doesn't make $10k a stream anymore. He won't put in the effort to rebuild the fanbase because it's beneath him, just like he refused to build up rumble chat.

Just like he refused to stream trials unless they were huge.

 

[Vibralldo]

This is exactly the word games he plays. If he absolutely knows he lies or not in this scenario I can't say. You'd think he would know better than to try it with our collective encyclopedic knowledge.

Nick's flat out said a lie isn't a lie if the person he's lying to "doesn't deserve the information"

That's Nick's entire character summed up. He thinks he's the exception to the rule.

"Lying is bad, unless I do it."
"Being a cuck is pathetic, unless I do it."
"Drug addicts are losers, but I'm not an addict despite wanting cocaine constantly."
"All trials should be streamed, except my trial."

There's always a special reason why Nick is different and doesn't apply to the standards he set for others.

 

[not william stenchever]

I'll leave open the question as to whether he is sexually satisfied by attacking Aaron, or if the dopamine rush of typing "he drank my cum" 20 times an hour simply alleviates it.

I'll take the shot and go ahead and state that Aaron made him feel like a woman (in a way that he enjoyed) and without Aaron to fill his void he feels empty inside.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick isn't doing a show at the event and I didn't see him even listed as a guest on the website.

They’re dropping his name in the promos and Nick is talking about his appearance as if it’s a done deal, even though the judge could rule otherwise. Nick is also tweeting about his appearance there as if he’ll definitely be there. But apparently not many people are champing at the bit to hang out with a degenerate who got his eight-year-old daughter high on cocaine.