Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[John Andrews Stan]

Wasn’t Lynn the original landlord, or am I misremembering that?

No, child. She wasn’t. I don’t know a “Lynn.”

 

[Slobs]

Side note, what is ChatGPT referencing here?


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Nothing. ChatGPT is well known for making shit up out of nothing and stating it with the utmost confidence.
That's how all LLMs work, more or less. You should never take what ChatGPT (or Claude, or Deepseek, or Grok) says as gospel, it's essentially roleplaying with you.

 

[Summer of George]

Wasn’t Lynn the original landlord, or am I misremembering that?

It was some guy called David Jach. He owned several rental properties in the area and unloaded them all before retiring to California.

 

[AnOminous]

His books obviously aren’t selling, so royalty payments are in the pennies if there are any at all. He does try to hand sell some books but once again that can’t be more than pocket change. Any advance he got from the publishers is long gone.

NiKKKi has her SEO business, but that appears to be dead. People have reached out to it before but received no reply.

It seems from the outside they they must be living in relative poverty, or living off of the good graces of Lynn, Niki’s mother.

I doubt this loser has ever sold enough even to get past the advance and start getting royalties. I'm going with Nikki's parents. After all, there's no other source for how they paid Quasi. Even that's almost unbelievable considering that Pat squandered so much of their money and yet they're willing to fund him cave-diving with expensive cell phones on vacations, fund him wallowing in drunkenness every day, shitty Rustangs, and all the other stuff.

It's not like they're even Rekieta-rich, so far as I know.

 

[Post Reply]

Enjoy Prison!

 

[East_Clintwood]

Does fatty patty know someone in attendance? 37 months?

My guess would be he's seen a copy of the feds sentencing memorandum which lays out the basic facts of the case along with what sentence they recommend and why.

Enjoy Prison!
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Does this mean the floodgates are finally open and soon we'll all be joining him?

 

[RollingRock2]

This guy committed hundreds of actual crimes and only got 4 years. I don't think us stalker childs that only committed imaginary crimes will be enjoying prison

 

[Maude Snew]

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Does fatty patty know someone in attendance? 37 months?
I might as well swallow my kitchen knives.

I actually agree with Rick here, I hope he's naming names from his client list so those too can enjoy prison. Him saying that though creates some more doubt for me that he hasn't actually been self SWATTing but with a dumb fat liar like Rick who knows, and the entire thing is still too convenient. Maybe he's just super sure him murdering his phone in Mexico killed all the evidence.

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

Pat had a real crashout yesterday with 315 furious ragetweets. It is the worst I can remember from him since just before the discovery of his AirBnB. I think he did something like 330 Enjoy prisons in one day in early March 2024.

Could this be related to the Torswats news? Does Pat know that something bad awaits him and that he might soon be enjoying prison (not jail, stalker).

 

[RollingRock2]

Torswats got 4 years, he's already served 1 year, with good behavior I am assuming he will be out within 2 years from now.
Pat's Tiny Tim fanfic was finished 320 days ago.
What will happen first: Torswat released from enjoying prison or Christmas Carnage gets published?

 

[The Noise]

If anyone ever has a moment of weakness and starts feeling bad for this drunken swine, just remember this tweet. (A)(L)

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In the depths of the insanity that is the Tomlinson saga I had almost forgotten how he and Jackie attempted to ruin some random guy's life because she happened to google his Twitter account.

The oink-outs are funny but occasionally you get reminded of the reality that Patrick is still actually a stupid, evil piece of shit.

 

[AnOminous]

He is an insurance agent.

He has a license, but when exactly? He can't possibly be doing it on normal hours.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Enjoy Prison!
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I choose to believe that he should have gotten much more, but they went easy on him because he also swatted Patrick Tomlinson.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

In the depths of the insanity that is the Tomlinson saga I had almost forgotten how he and Jackie attempted to ruin some random guy's life because she happened to google his Twitter account.

The oink-outs are funny but occasionally you get reminded of the reality that Patrick is still actually a stupid, evil piece of shit.

lol looking through torswat thread is it always funny to see pat with the same old threats, year after year. like 3 years ago this stalker child website was going DOWN.

an overconfident pat is never a good sign. I hope the fbi does have their shit together for additional arrests because I would love to get some conclusive answers to this saga.

 

[AnOminous]

Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Fatty "Cheesesteak" Bitch-Tits luck into working with a really competent literary agent back when he was still actually writing?

Yes, Russell Galen, who represented numerous famous SF authors including Philip K. Dick.

Pat probably would have sternly childed any suggestions of a ghost writer "cleaning it up", or even an "editor" doing some "light continuity adjustments".

They don't hire ghostwriters for nobodies. They're generally for otherwise famous people who just aren't writers, and even then, outright ghostwriting is a lot less common than [FAMOUS DUDE] with [nonfamous ghostwriter] on the jacket.

If you could write at a better-than-Fatrick level they just wouldn't hire Fatrick at all, they'd hire you.

Also nobody at the starter level gets to reject edits. They will do whatever the fuck they want with your text and you can suck it.

I don't think he got much editing anyway because they left in retarded, idiotic crap like "plane of the eclectic."

 

[Dean Pentel]

I wonder about his dad. It’s fun making fun but I wonder if he really did all the things Patrick claims, just maybe with some details that make it hard to confirm.

You try blowing/getting cornholed by all those rodeo cowboys for years and remembering who, where, and when.

Coincidence?

I'm not a zoologist but I think FFWBTs often don't make good life choices, which is the primary factor in how they became FFWBTs.

Nothing. ChatGPT is well known for making shit up out of nothing and stating it with the utmost confidence.

So they modeled it off Pat and Snackie? I had no idea.

 

[Jackie's Abortion]

TOTAL LESLIE VICTORY. She was correct about Rick's bullshit narrative, Jackie being a fraud, Ooga grifting etc; (A) (L)

 

[Peristaltic Pump]

The only possible cope for this shit is that he narced on a ton of people and there's going to be a cascade of arrests.

fatrickbros...

 

[Judge Holden]

lol looking through torswat thread is it always funny to see pat with the same old threats, year after year. like 3 years ago this stalker child website was going DOWN.
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an overconfident pat is never a good sign. I hope the fbi does have their shit together for additional arrests because I would love to get some conclusive answers to this saga.

Maybe he was referring to the retinue of liveried men at arms, butlers, and bitchtitted french maids who work at the palatial Moon estate

Ooga grifting

Honestly its kind of a shame that literal and figurative nigger's existence is eclipsed by the literal and figurative mass of fatrick. His grift was so unfathomably blatant and on the nose it genuinely looked like some angry parody of woke grifting from the daily wire and was so hilariously cynical and scummy in its approach yet utterly unchallengeable because Ooga intentionally maxxed out the DEI checklist.

I'm still not over him changing his avatar to Emmett Till just so he could post a lengthy whinefest about how he is being literally lynched and beaten by the huwhyte male sci-fi community not gibbing him more dats in the wake of him being exposed as a plagiarising piece of shit so overtly the SFWA were forced to remove him from his token position, said whinefest ending with a suicide bait and him comparing himself to jesus with how his holy blood will be drank out of goblets by "leftist morality"

 

[Procrastinhater]

I can't believe I missed page 4000.
So what did I miss, is Pat still FAT?
Is he still working to save Democracy, one Xeet at a time?

This guy committed hundreds of actual crimes and only got 4 years. I don't think us stalker childs that only committed imaginary crimes will be enjoying prison

Well that doesn't seem fair.
He promised we would Enjoy Prison.
The fuck are we supposed to Enjoy now?

Torswats got 4 years, he's already served 1 year, with good behavior I am assuming he will be out within 2 years from now.
Pat's Tiny Tim fanfic was finished 320 days ago.
What will happen first: Torswat released from enjoying prison or Christmas Carnage gets published?
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I got $500 says Pats plagiarized Tiny Tim book won't be out for Christmas 2025.
If it is I'll donate it to a charity for homeless negro children or something.