LGBT 2/10 - Chris pictured at LGBT event

[Dr. Tremolo]

He looks more 'blank' then sad and thats pretty much the norm when it comes to photos of Chris.

Chris is the perfect specimen to use when you want to employ the Kuleshov effect.

 

[RealtreeByGod]

I wouldn't hate gay people so much if they weren't such fucking faggots.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Barb's old push up bras.

During the GameStop incident, the police scanner described Chris as wearing "fake breasts."

send this pic back in time to 2009-Chris

I was thinking the same thing. It's been almost 10 years since FUTURE MESSAGE. What would 2007 Chris think of that whole "tomgirl" thing?

 

[JULAY]

When CWC was arrested for the GS incident, the police scanner said Chris had "fake breasts."

Little did the cops know that they would discover, to their horror, that they're all too real.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Man, Chris looks sad. It's jarring compared to all the happy young people around him.

Really? I'd say the opposite. In the third picture in the OP, he's actually smiling for once.

 

[Marvin]

Every single time I see Chris in a group photo, he always seems solitary, even if he's surrounded by others.

Like, you can just tell he isn't socializing with anyone. Either out of fear of trying, or he did try and made such an ass of himself that he alienated himself from his own "people"

You're reading into things. Chris goes to these events, talks to people and makes friends. He then hangs out with those people outside of the events too, like at their house or going to see movies and shit.

Same thing with the nerd shit he's into.

 

[Taint_fairy]

lol how the LGBTQ+@ community always using "love" as a label for sexual deviances...
I dad can "love" his son very much without wanting to have hanky panky with him
Their selfclaimed victimhood really fits Chris, I can see a desperate loony like him fitting right in there...

 

[John Furrman]

You're reading into things. Chris goes to these events, talks to people and makes friends. He then hangs out with those people outside of the events too, like at their house or going to see movies and shit.

Same thing with the nerd shit he's into.

Apparently some people don't mind the smell of rotten watermelon / homeless man stank.

 

[bacterium]

That dude in the middle. Looks smug as hell and I want to punch him in the face.

 

[Aldora]

lol how the LGBTQ+@ community always using "love" as a label for sexual deviances...
I dad can "love" his son very much without wanting to have hanky panky with him
Their selfclaimed victimhood really fits Chris, I can see a desperate loony like him fitting right in there...

Y'know, all this SJW/LGBT stuff got me thinking. Its a bit of a popular opinion on here that Chris will never have his sweetheart, and yet, AND YET, I honestly think that there is some girl/tranny out there, who goes to these rallies and loves the same clickbait trash that Chris does and would see dating Chris as the ultimate symbol of their SJW status.

 

[FatFuckingClown]

He also probably uses one of Barb's old push up bras.

Were push up bras even invented when it mattered to Blarb?

 

[Null]

I'm crying laughing at that dude's expression in front of him. We had a group picture of him at one of these events before and it was basically the same shit.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Seth McFarlane saw this photo and has already pitched a show to National Geographic called "Miss Pristine's Charm School for wayward smells".

McFarlane was inspired by that guy standing in front of Chris wiping tears away from his eyes, which were caused by Chris' body odor.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

>tfw a shriveled lesbo knows you reek of "lesbian-identified male" bullshit

 

[Dr.Research]

I think blank/ stoic Chris was a better choice on his part rather than funny face Chris.
There's decent variation in expressions here: some people are being slightly goofy, some people are just smiling and some people seem to be caught off guard or just frowning, but Chris still sticks out regardless. Maybe it's his age, autistic lack of natural expression or just by virtue of us knowing what we're looking for. Still, this is more normal (although less hilarious) than if he was making some doofy face.

 

[DatBepisTho]

I wonder how many people spent the event, within Chris's vicinity, breathing through clenched teeth.

Or if Chris did something to actually reduce the rotten smell somehow like a true and honest woman.

 

[Loxiozzz]

You're reading into things. Chris goes to these events, talks to people and makes friends. He then hangs out with those people outside of the events too, like at their house or going to see movies and shit.

Same thing with the nerd shit he's into.

That's actually really nice to hear.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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>tfw a shriveled lesbo knows you reek of "lesbian-identified male" bullshit

@Marvin , do you know if Chris has finally started true and honest HRT; he looks awfully sickly and pale, almost like Slingbade's crossdressing grandfather.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Y'know, all this SJW/LGBT stuff got me thinking. Its a bit of a popular opinion on here that Chris will never have his sweetheart, and yet, AND YET, I honestly think that there is some girl/tranny out there, who goes to these rallies and loves the same clickbait trash that Chris does and would see dating Chris as the ultimate symbol of their SJW status.

I dunno, I mean they'd have to put up with a lot of touchy-feely behavior and an expectation of sex after the third date.

Plus even if a potential galpal got Chris to do something like make YouTube videos with them actual SJW's would just accuse the galpal of taking advantage of an autistic manchild and Chris is white so not really very high on the progressive stack victim scale in the first place.

 

[Porker LeVance]

Chris sticks out like a sore thumb here, mostly due to the SIZE OF HIS FUCKING CRANIUM. I'm not even sure if this event was intended for non-students. It's not like he'd be asked to leave, it's just really awkward for him to be mingling with enrolled students 10+ years younger than him on campus, singing the college's theme and he isn't even alumni. Observing Chris is really great for understanding how autism fucks with the mind. Chris thinks he belongs here and has put himself in a position to meet friends and heartsweets, but that couldn't be farther from the truth.