Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[John Andrews Stan]

"It’s been a pleasure to have you in our lives" is such a weird thing to say? It has been a pleasure? That is something you say to a friend or co-worker

Jack is incapable of forming emotional bonds with humans or causes. His only love is Jack: feeding Jack and satisfying Jack by nonstop bitching.

 

[abobe]

Jack uploaded a JoTG to Twitter a day early. Him pronouncing "Lodge" as Lowge made the final cut, even after he corrects himself to later edit out his mispronunciation.

 

[a terminal posture]

Jack uploaded a JoTG to Twitter a day early. Him pronouncing "Lodge" as Lowge made the final cut, even after he corrects himself to later edit out his mispronunciation.

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13 minutes of jars filled with bulk, mostly non-Amish produced foodstuffs with the store label slapped on it. Amish month has been boring as fuck so far.

 

[Bassomatic]

I'm at a point, I can't wish Jack cancer, not because I'm a good person, but because cancer doesn't deserve Jack.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Jack is incapable of forming emotional bonds with humans or causes. His only love is Jack: feeding Jack and satisfying Jack by nonstop bitching.

Perhaps random, but I think this is why Jack's laugh is (or, well, was, because he doesn't laugh anymore, and I don't only mean that poetically) so sudden and fake and grating. He never genuinely finds anything funny, because having a sense of humor means having real organic contextual emotion.

Every video where he socializes with other people is cringe because he is larping (poorly) as a person who feels anything.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Thanks for sharing this even if its not the toxic canning video. I had always assumed Jack's "studio" at the new house was just kitchen cabinets, etc built into the back wall of a garage. This video shows the rest of the room, which looks fucking small. It's an L shaped room with three doors, one of which looks like it goes outside. Practically a hallway. Maybe it was originally designed to be a laundry room? That door across from the fridge is a closet/pantry/gadget hoard. Anyway, this lead me down the path of sketching it up in MS Autodesk:

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It explains why he always has the stupidest camera angles, there aren't any good ones. It's poorly laid out for filming and he had it built custom for CWJ. The whole thing is just odd, I dont know what else to say.

I think one of those doors leads to a guest bedroom and the idea is that's supposed to be an in-law suite. So Fatty's mom comes to visit she can have her own little place. He mentioned something like that at one point during the video after the home was built.

 

[Marc]

So, per Jack's latest and perhaps accidentally-uploaded video, he's making shoofly pie (a brown sugar and molasses dessert pie) - Meaning he'll be editing around eating half the pie and pretending he didn't. As always, I really enjoyed watching Tammy push his wheelchair around the store and occasionally bump him into things while he tries to avoid filming the chair or otherwise spoiling the illusion that he walks just fine while standing at four feet tall and needing everything right in front of his face read or described to him in the manner of a special needs child on a field trip.

 

[soulless guarantee]

For anyone who may be interested, at the end of Jack's recent F as in Frank, about government corruption with his brother, Charles mentions his music being under the name Retro Prof / retroprof. Charles gallantly throws this info out, thumbing his nose that the haters will join the next livestream chat to tell him how bad it is.

I've found what I believe must be his soundcloud, based on the retroprof username and the bio mentioning being a software engineer, film producer etc: https://soundcloud.com/retroprof

Some of the tracks then match up with this fuller album (with AI cover art) on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3awWg2FWtU03cQwyBN03Gv?si=6dm1EcuCRcaCbKpIPxG6qg

To be honest, it's fine. At this rate, I might end up watching Charles' film as well as he said its available on Amazon Prime, although I haven't checked for that yet.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

New Jack tweets

More Government dicksucking







"People have standards for video integrity" as if you don't make slop every week



Jack giddy about pedophilia exposure that he probably only learned from his brother

 

[AltisticRight]

"People have standards for video integrity" as if you don't make slop every week

Says the fat bumbling loud mouthed retard whose video will randomly go from 720p to 144p with audio breaking, being on YouTube for over a decade yet he still can't fix his shitty audio, and it's full of AI slop.

What integrity?

he's making shoofly pie

Sounds carnivore alright.

 

[V4L_Penis]

Haven’t checked out this thread in a long time-I think since the nursing home arc. I left because I was finding the whole thing too sad but now the absurd body horror aspect is making me find the whole thing funny again in an admittedly very fucked up way. The whole thing reminds me of The Onion’s Porking Across America series of videos.

 

[Exit fullscreen button]

Why is jr. holding his fingers in the "two in the pink, one in the stink" position? Is that code for something else, like the upside down pineapple signalling that you're into swinging (thanks, Rekieta's thread for that info, btw)?

 

[p1138]

Jack uploaded a JoTG to Twitter a day early. Him pronouncing "Lodge" as Lowge made the final cut, even after he corrects himself to later edit out his mispronunciation.

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Ah yes, a true sign that the amish were involved. A room full of pallets piled with cardboard boxes and shrinkwrapped. Also, damn near 20 years as a youtube chef and can't pronounce Lodge. It's also kind of amazing how retarded Fatty is to be impressed by a bunch of lazily jarred bulk purchased SEEZININGS that he's LIDERULLY never seen so many of when it doesn't appear to be much more variety than you'd get at a normal fucking supermarket in smaller containers. "you probably want to get your chocolate from the amish because of a recall" ah yes the amish known for their cacao plantations? This fucking retard actually believes anything sold in a bag or glass jar with a cheap label must be "amish".

So, per Jack's latest and perhaps accidentally-uploaded video, he's making shoofly pie (a brown sugar and molasses dessert pie) - Meaning he'll be editing around eating half the pie and pretending he didn't. As always, I really enjoyed watching Tammy push his wheelchair around the store and occasionally bump him into things while he tries to avoid filming the chair or otherwise spoiling the illusion that he walks just fine while standing at four feet tall and needing everything right in front of his face read or described to him in the manner of a special needs child on a field trip.

Considering how short he is, the camera wouldn't be that much higher if he were walking around.

 

[souschef]

Jack giddy about pedophilia exposure that he probably only learned from his brother

He'll bitch and moan when his daddy Trump shows up on the list

Says the fat bumbling loud mouthed retard whose video will randomly go from 720p to 144p with audio breaking, being on YouTube for over a decade yet he still can't fix his shitty audio, and it's full of AI slop.

What integrity?

There's two kinds of react videos: lazy slop where the youtuber won't add anything to it, and transformative content, where the youtuber will actually add meaningful commentary to what's been reacted to. Jack must hate react videos because there's plenty of youtuber (real) chefs reacting to his videos, where they not only vivisect him over his gross incompetence, but will give real advices on what to do (or what not to do), showcasing in detail Jacks mistakes making these kinds of videos a true spotlight to his ignorance and how bad he is at cooking. Jacks just assblasted that a react video can teach way more then he "taught" over 20 years on the platform:

 

[AltisticRight]

There's two kinds of react videos: lazy slop where the youtuber won't add anything to it, and transformative content, where the youtuber will actually add meaningful commentary to what's been reacted to. Jack must hate react videos because there's plenty of youtuber (real) chefs reacting to his videos, where they not only vivisect him over his gross incompetence, but will give real advices on what to do (or what not to do), showcasing in detail Jacks mistakes making these kinds of videos a true spotlight to his ignorance and how bad he is at cooking. Jacks just assblasted that a react video can teach way more then he "taught" over 20 years on the platform:

This guy's videos are pretty good. I really liked his Spanish style fried rice video so I tried using chorizo sausages instead of Chinese sausages and it was actually a really good combo.
It kind of sucks that videos where you sniff copious amounts of MSG gets 100 times more views.

 

[souschef]

It kind of sucks that videos where you sniff copious amounts of MSG gets 100 times more views.

Guess it is like that with every genre. People just like slop, sadly

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Jack continues to show how he's the pinnacle of human laziness.

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

I just wanted to say that the 25th bday celebratory picture make me chuckle because Jack's cross pendant made me read his shirt as NEW YGRK, in Fatty's stroke voice in my head. Gud pic, I rate it A minus.

Edit: misspelled a misspelled word, lol

 

[Niggs Monaghan]

I always thought the stupid Jack On The Go theme song reminded me of something, and I finally figured it out.

https://youtu.be/CLUbZZhIi4U?si=PikKmSiN0xyqquN7

The Candyland song from Board James.

 

[souschef]