Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[holyhandgrenade]

i slipped and fell because my druggie brain got my drugs mixed up is a hell of an excuse. Whatever the real reason for the bruise it must be hella embarrassing for balldoman

 

[parsnip]

i slipped and fell because my druggie brain got my drugs mixed up is a hell of an excuse. Whatever the real reason for the bruise it must be hella embarrassing for balldoman

I can't decide if that's more or less embarrassing than tard punching himself in the head when he's mad.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

I can't decide if that's more or less embarrassing than tard punching himself in the head when he's mad.

I’m personally a fan of the theory that one of the women (probably our wife) hit him in a tard druggie rage or threw something and hit him in the face

 

[Vibralldo]

Keanu is watching superbowl ads with her mom and it's the most vapid, boomer tier slop imaginable, I had to tap out even with Nick sperging in the chat.

I can't decide if that's more or less embarrassing than tard punching himself in the head when he's mad.

It's Nick so the truth is probably way worse. My money's on his daughter socking him after he tried to take some of her cocaine.

 

[Strix454]

Ok. So he is claiming that he was crushing up Ketamine pills into powder for some reason. That he took the crushed up pills down to the kitchen (reference being to counter) thinking that they were cocaine. Snorted a whole line of Ketamine without realizing that it wasn't cocaine and then instantly collapsed head-first into the kitchen counter getting a black eye.

That story doesn't make you look better than if you were beat up by your wife or one of your kids Nick.
And if you were crushing your ketamine pills, that implies you were already snorting it on a regular basis.
And if you were snorting lines down in the kitchen, that kind of makes you a bad parent.

 

[Potentially Criminal]

Rekieta fully throws Barneswalker Frank White under the bus by claimin that @Potentially Criminal failed to understand that the motion for a Franks hearing was "poorly drafted and unclear".

I think Sean agreed with that. It's just also that everything Rekieta was trying to do would have failed even if he had perfectly drafted filings.

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I hope he got some of his money back.

God damn he's so dishonest. He lies like he breathes.

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Nooooo, stalker child, I was not being derogatory! I merely inserted an innocuous little detail between insults about Sean's weight and his alleged dishonesty, and meant nothing by it at all! I wasn't attempting to paint Sean as a neeeeeeerd, no, of course not! Ho ho ho, imagine being so badly mistaken, you simple, foolish audience, yet again!
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As an aside, do we have a fine scale model thread on here? I assume so but I can't find it.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Ok. So he is claiming that he was crushing up Ketamine pills into powder for some reason. That he took the crushed up pills down to the kitchen (reference being to counter) thinking that they were cocaine. Snorted a whole line of Ketamine without realizing that it wasn't cocaine and then instantly collapsed head-first into the kitchen counter getting a black eye.

That story doesn't make you look better than if you were beat up by your wife or one of your kids Nick.
And if you were crushing your ketamine pills, that implies you were already snorting it on a regular basis.
And if you were snorting lines down in the kitchen, that kind of makes you a bad parent.

How does this work with not doing drugs around the children??? The kitchen fucking counter.

But guys, he was just having fun, lol.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

he took the crushed up pills down to the kitchen (reference being to counter)

To be fair to Nick, he could also be referring to the counter in the master bathroom where Aaron said they did the drugs.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Nick is celebrating because Johnny's new e-GF brought up a certain claim from Nick about Aaron's proclivities while appeaaring on Aaron's show.

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Link to Reddit post

That was actually a pretty good clip.

Rekieta saying LUH MAO, taints it. I can fucking hear the wrist swing as I read those words.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Looks like a ginger @Paladin_Boo. I guess Boo got nuked. Sad.

Anyway, I can't wait to see how this ends up. Maybe she ends up the new third wheel in Nick's Qover.e

Kayla is already the third wheel in that relationship.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

He's probably hitting himself in the head like Aaron described as he types this.

Just once I want to see Nick get so mad that he does this while streaming.
That would be....quite the sight.

 

[PrestonHolt]

It's funny and weird how Nick been saying that Jersh is autistic and can't read social cues, and here we are with Nicholas talking over and over about Aron's cum, pretending it only makes one of them gay, still ree'ing about Sean's weight, because "fat jokes" are right beside "pedo jokes " for him and his " comedians" "friends".

I honesty wonder if he's been autistic all along or it's alcohol and drugs that fucked up his brain.

 

[Vibralldo]

As an aside, do we have a fine scale model thread on here? I assume so but I can't find it.

Nope, sorry. We only have cool hobbies here like doing cocaine, gay sex, and child abuse

 

[Captain Manning]

Rekieta fully throws Barneswalker Frank White under the bus by claimin that @Potentially Criminal failed to understand that the motion for a Franks hearing was "poorly drafted and unclear".

Well. Given that Nick is himself an attorney and had the right & ability to review the motion before submission, all this does is raise the question of why Nick would allow what he knew to be a "poorly drafted and unclear" motion to be filed on his behalf. As a sometimes-attorney, Nick can't really claim ignorance of process or the contents of the motion.

Frank drafted the motion Nick wanted. Let's be real here.

Nick was obsessed with the fact that the stream entered into evidence was a reupload from COG's channel, and Nick thought he was so smart in trying the hide the stream on Rumble and Youtube.

Nick is assmad because his cover up did not work, so he's gonna cope by blaming White.

Because nothing is ever his fault.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Frank drafted the motion Nick wanted. Let's be real here.

Nick was obsessed with the fact that the stream entered into evidence was a reupload from COG's channel, and Nick thought he was so smart in trying the hide the stream on Rumble and Youtube.

Nick is assmad because his cover up did not work, so he's gonna cope by blaming White.

Because nothing is ever his fault.

It's an odd cope. Essentially saying "Well, what Sean doesn't understand is just how bad my lawyer was and that's why I lost". It's, uh...? What? That's what he is going with?

 

[Vibralldo]

It's funny and weird how Nick been saying that Jersh is autistic and can't read social cues, and here we are with Nicholas talking over and over about Aron's cum, pretending it only makes one of them gay, still ree'ing about Sean's weight, because "fat jokes" are right beside "pedo jokes " for him and his " comedians" "friends".

I honesty wonder if he's been autistic all along or it's alcohol and drugs that fucked up his brain.

I think it's the junction of exhibitionism, narcissism, and permanent brain damage.

Nick was always an exhibitionist (underwear parties in college) so he has no concept of boundaries. He also is a narcissist that is in love with himself and hates that the entire world knows he's a degenerate junkie. He has the unquenchable need to correct the record publicly (like Chris Chan). He's also not only permanently fucked from constant drug and alcohol abuse, but he's most likely doing nitrous, so his judgement is even more fucked and his inhibitions are even weaker.

A perfect storm of retardation.

 

[Melty Butter]

Now he's sperging on Twitter about Keanu & Geno. This could go on all night. Cool job, Nick.


Archive Darien
Archive Pants Maestro

 

[Vernon Dozier]

Nick is worse at reading the room than a severe autist.

 

[Captain Manning]

As an aside, do we have a fine scale model thread on here? I assume so but I can't find it.

It might not be autistic enough of a hobby for the Farms.

To prove the point, we naturally DO have a model railroad thread. Lol.

You could always create one!

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

(I posted these before BG edited his post and added them to his. I’ll leave it to him now.)

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Michaelene is Keanu’s mother.

I thought Bob Levy was Kanoe's mom...

That said, both Michaelene and Bob Levy are less of a disaster than Celeste rekieta.