"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Terrifik said:
big data something something
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Others posted about EFF's lack of concern over the privacy of vax passports for another example.
 
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Randy Butternubs said:
Just finished Friday's archive and I agree that They Not Like Us is so close to being good but falls short. Luckily, someone on Xitter thought the same and fixed it. Crazy how just putting the beat of Stayin' Alive makes the song infinitely better.
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Just audio if you want to upload to YT music or whatever music player you use.
 

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Null said:
people obsessed with rooting for teams comprised entirely of foreign blacks are angry at me for pointing out that high level team sports are gay and jewish and written out in the plan to turn Europe into a docile cattle state. i don't really think you burn calories or gain muscle mass by eating doritos on a couch watching tv, but apparently it's an unathletic opinion to point this out.
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you should just watch European Fullmetal Combat Sports it's 95% white dudes beating the living shit out of each other with medieval and late medieval weapons it's the most fun thing in the world to watch and participate in
 
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Null said:
who the FUCK goes out on a date at NOON
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Idk man my Wife wanted to go to some fun craft or interesting event and everything I find is at NOON. Local chocolate and wine tasting? 11am. Typical times after work hours are dead as hell. It made me start thinking this is some common occurrence now and I'm just nuts.

Sargon's wife's son said:
people who work nights
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True, working nights and being in a relationship is very difficult. I wouldn't wish it on anyone. If you both work nights it's easier.
 
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Null said:
who the FUCK goes out on a date at NOON
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my nigga all the best girls love afternoon dates. you should be prowling the craft store/used book store daily from 11am-4pm if you're looking for a wife. that's where all the smart, low body count/virgin farmers-daughter-looking cuties (and goth girls) are at. just walk up to the first cutie you see and say, "do you know any good books about crocheting?" it works at either location and you are IN. two years later, you'll be married to a girl way out of your league and you'll have the ideal go-to "date night". lunch, craft/book store, starbies on the way home, throw down, and you have the rest of the day to play video games while she reads/crafts. she might even be ready to throw down again at bed time. she will teach you everything you need to know about being a good boyfriend/fiance/husband and as a bonus you will make a connection to your inner goddess and your woman-respecting will ascend to the highest level. take this wisdom as it comes with age and experience. this is normally hard won knowledge attained only through great struggle. God bless.
 
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Yours Truly 2095 said:
Naw, you gotta ask them if they want to go a shooting range and then if she says yes you play MATI while driving her there. It's the hard filter technique. Find your queen, King
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This actually worked on me. We went on a second date to a shooting range, I showed my man my skills with a pistol and we complained about trannies while listening to MATI in his car.
We've been dating for a year now.
(Weird internet shit was mentioned before MATI was played. I had sperged about "they doxxed this dude using his fucking doorknob" and he knew what I was talking about.)
 
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The President of Nintendo said:
I have, and she was the top ranked woman in her glock league lol. The First Lady of Nintendo is based as fuck.
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Rattus Ebrius said:
This actually worked on me. We went on a second date to a shooting range, I showed my man my skills with a pistol and we complained about trannies while listening to MATI in his car.
We've been dating for a year now.
(Weird internet shit was mentioned before MATI was played. I had sperged about "they doxxed this dude using his fucking doorknob" and he knew what I was talking about.)
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We're all the same people aren't we. I'm truly glad to read these stories. Remember bros. She's out there. It may take time, longer than you want it to, but it'll happen. This is truly what it means to "Just bee urself "
 
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