A real scientist told Lucas his sperm is defective and he claims we're jealous? Also his claim of it's all due to age, I've hinted I'm in the same bracket, some others of us are too. So why would be jealous when my balls are making the same super sperms? I'm only using HIS OWN logic.
The news, police, etc all say she was NOT 23. But let's take Lucas word for that. It was his first time being caught with an underager, aside what ever he did with his niece that Myrna swept under the rug. (King Roy, you nutted in the most broken retard ever part of me is glad you escaped but part of me wants to slap you for not putting a condom on)
There's no way his folks told their nursing home schizo son they are worth a million, because they aren't. They don't talk to him. Also he goes right out to say 2 million now 1.5. So what is it? Also he even admits "kids" implies his sibs. Meaning Lucas even if he got something isn't going to have that million. They aren't too old aside dying retard Momma Wern they could drain that made up # no problem with medical issues. Lucas is so clueless aside the tone deaf cruelty of bragging about money you'll get (not like he will) there's plenty of people with more money and have it now.
No one cares what spirituality your folks have being in the unchurched belt, I seriously doubt this he lies a lot and some of his lies are just lies for the sake of lying. No one cares about other people you aren't going to interact with often or have to deal with have as a belief. Perhaps at WORST you have to pray before in laws feed you a dinner. The HORROR!
I'd actually rather be getting raped and murdered in a prison than be Lucas Colby Werner. Better food, for one thing. The idea of anyone jealous of a 400 lb schizo incel in a nursing home who's actively dying is laughable. I'm sure people who slave diamond miners wouldn't trade their awful lives to be Lucas. Children sewing Nikes together have it better than being Lucas. Natives in some mud huts have it better than the Wern.
I really can't think of much worse fates. What does he have to be jealous of? The "ready to be a dad" man who doesn't own a chair? Can't even bathe himself? Speaking of that balding is going well on good old gourd head, he just refuses to cut his hair or comb it because his fear of losing another.
One thing, we all know he's dangerously mentally ill, but you think about how bad it would be to be sure on so many non truths. His fantasy life to him is true because two things, one he's schizo, two he's actually really a dick. I mean we all can dream about world peace hope but if you walk thru Gaza, Syria, Detroit etc you know it's not real. To Lucas this angers him not as much because it's reality, but it's not how he wants things to be so he flat ignores it.
Could you picture you get the terrible news, you have cancer. But you just say no I don't. You walk out of the doctors and weeks later your shitting blood sore all the time etc, and you just start screaming ITS THE WIND STUPID CUSTARD MAKERS I'M HEALTHY!! That's how Lucas chooses to live. He has access to help,meds etc he's such a narc he knows best and prefers his ideas so he lets the mental illness win and we the tax payers are forced to pay for him and his pretend land.
I'm just kinda glad this final season of the wern is giving us so much to remember him by, before he drops dead as renal failure being 400+, MRSA, etc take him.
I'd like to PL for a second not to pat myself on the back as much rub salt into Lucas wounds (not that with his blood pressure he needs more) a few years ago my father in law got remarried it's a long boring story so I won't get into it. Being in FinServ he's asked me to deal with the Will etc. He loves his step kids, great young men I dig em too. When he had me make changes instead of his wife and daughter getting everything they are getting some too. Since mrs and I share things, I'd be getting some loot roughly speaking.
With pride and joy in my heart did I redraft things, welcoming them into the family and making sure when he goes they will have something. That was money out of my wife and my pocket. I kinda hope Lucas gets a copy of the folks wills so he can see he's getting nothing. It's his only hope for any income in his life that's not tard bucks.
Speaking of that, it's been a while to remind him... Lucas Mallon takes all the money, you know you'd be eating good big steaks at Clinkerniggers if you just left Mallon. The bridge calls you Lukey. There's a zoomie bae collective their right now! I finger fucked this 20 year old with blue hair and a AOC shirt. You could have it but you must escape.
