Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I think that Lucas is cognizant enough to realize his next homeless saga would be his last. So he is treading carefully - he occasionally makes references to having to modify his behavior at the tard house so as not to incur negative consequences.
IMO, they specifically told him that if he continued to moocow inside the facilities, they would kick him out. Lucas isn't one to connect the obvious dots on his own, so someone had to sit him down and blatantly tell him. Now what's interesting is he's not capable of keeping the dots of "tardrage = evicted" connected without frequent reminders, so it's all a race to determine how many warnings they'll give him until Mallon Place gives up. With that being said, it's also only a matter of time until he flips his lid anyways, where it's so over the top that the 100th warning won't suffice.
 

Lucas 'Cockblocker' Werner in action. I'd have a long giggle if all these people are just telling him they're in relationships to slow down his desperate gaze
You don't hit on another guys girlfriend huh lucas. Thats not whats going on in his description of that situation. Its also hypocritical as fuck considering his multiple videos admitting to attempting to trying to blackmail other men for access to their supposed women and admitted he'll try to steal your woman if you bring her to his fartbox for some reason and admitting to having flat out told some guy who apparently did that that he could go live at the homeless shelter and she could stay with him and be his girlfriend

Lucas is proving he's one of those do as I say not as I do people who gloats and delights in any attempt to steal someone elses girlfriend cause he thinks hes entitled to do so and flips his shit if he thinks someone does it to him
 
The age doesn't help though.
The average woman "18"-25 is going to want a man her own age, not someone old enough to be her father. Same thing with guys. It's okay and perfectly natural to want someone your own age.
The average, yeah. But there are plenty of weirdoes out there and most weirdoes with some weird kink can find some other weird weirdo with the same one.

Not Lucas though.
Lucas is just a pedo trying to use "age gap" as a new form of "bigotry" to get guilt sex, much akin to how "trans lesbians" tried much of the same shit to guilt girls into sucking the lady dick.
We all know Lucas would go down well below the legal age. He's said so repeatedly. He's a total pedo. It's a good thing he'll NEVER be allowed around children. His open insanity makes him an obvious menace.
I think that Lucas is cognizant enough to realize his next homeless saga would be his last. So he is treading carefully - he occasionally makes references to having to modify his behavior at the tard house so as not to incur negative consequences.
He doesn't seem to realize that his social media behavior, ramping up in menacing insanity, will also incur negative consequences such as a new and probably final bout of homelessness. Because he's retarded.
 
He's ramping up his 'girlfriend for lukie day' lunacy. At this rate I won't be surprised to see him angrily ranting on and for a day or two after valentines day about how he totally saw all these age gap couples full of zoomers and gen x men having orgies at the nursing home and everywhere he went all week

Mallon place needs to anonymously give him a couple valentines day cards with a pack of psych meds included that look like those red cinnamon hearts. On that note I wonder what lucas would do if some gay man at mallon place gave him a valentines day card. Probably lose his shit

At this rate the residents of mallon place should just keep him out of their hair by leaving cards and notes on the tables he frequents in the day room that have drawn maps to post street with random places labeled as secret guaranteed spots to pick up zoomer baes if you use a particular code phrase, kind of like hidden speakeasies during prohibition. Lucas would fuck off trying to find them for days and leave everybody there alone

Plus the idea of lucas being tricked such a way into standing at some random door reciting i'm a little tea pot and doing a little dance to prove he's in on the age gap scene and should be let in to the secret hook up spot is hilarious. Sir this is a vet clinic. I'm going to have to ask you to leave as lucas rants and raves nonsensically about a secret note he found and how he knows the staff are hoarding fecund zoomer baes away from him (probably in dog cages in the back)
 
At this rate the residents of mallon place should just keep him out of their hair by leaving cards and notes on the tables he frequents in the day room that have drawn maps to post street with random places labeled as secret guaranteed spots to pick up zoomer baes if you use a particular code phrase, kind of like hidden speakeasies during prohibition.
If we were talking about any other person, this would be a mean joke poking fun at how desperate they are. For Lucas, it's very likely it would work. It's no more obvious a troll than the plane ticket to skid row with accompanying infant "Itsnotinthecards Werner."
 
Oh, mooo, mooo, moooo. More of the comedy stylings of Lucas Werner. I'm sure he pulls these numbers out of his ass. "2/3 of you will vote socialist. " Hook Lucas up with women and stop being so greedy.


You can hear someone walking into/out the building and watch Lucas's eyes dart to their direction. Someone walking by and certainly thinking "oh, Lucas is mooing again. Imagine that IRL.

He's so laughably close to why woman don't want him. That maybe the Lucas Repulsion System isn't caused by Gen Z greedy bigots. Maybe, just maybe, it's something else, but everyone knows the light bulb will never click for him.
 
Oh, mooo, mooo, moooo. More of the comedy stylings of Lucas Werner. I'm sure he pulls these numbers out of his ass. "2/3 of you will vote socialist. " Hook Lucas up with women and stop being so greedy.


At about 1:05 into this video, Lucas has snot dripping out of his nose.
That's sure to attract the zoomer baes, Lucas.
 
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He's so laughably close to why woman don't want him. That maybe the Lucas Repulsion System isn't caused by Gen Z greedy bigots. Maybe, just maybe, it's something else, but everyone knows the light bulb will never click for him.
I feel like he probably knows, on some semi-conscious level, that it's his own behavior that makes him repulsive to women. In my experience, most people like this do. They'll brush right up against the truth, sometimes even touching it very briefly like the graph of a tangent line. The problem is that, if they were to acknowledge (to themselves or anyone else) that their own behavior was the source of their misery, it would open up a whole can of worms.

Addressing your own mental health issues and character defects requires a lot of time and effort even in the best case scenario, along with a willingness to accept that your woes won't be resolved quickly and that your aspirations will likely have to sit on the back burner while you deal with the underlying issues that make them unattainable. On top of that, there's really only a certain critical period that you can spend stagnating in the depths of misery before your life starts to decay irreparably. People get older, their bodies decline, they run out of time to attain certain goals, and the consequences of their actions add more and more weight as time goes on, dragging them down deeper and making it harder to pull themselves up.

Lucas has gone well beyond that critical period. At this point, he's living in a home, hasn't held a job since before the start of the millennium, has allowed his brain to twist itself into such bizarre delusions that his psyche is probably going to be fucked even if he gets on the right meds, and has had run-ins with the legal system. If he'd taken that difficult first step and started to get his shit together sometime around 2012-2014, when he was in his mid-30s, he might have been able to live a relatively normal life and maintain relatively healthy relationships. Now, though, accepting the truth would mean accepting that his future is incredibly bleak and the best he can hope for is to arrest his decline, hold onto his room in a nursing home, spend his days watching shitty cable, and  maybe find an unattractive partner with serious mental health issues of her own to have boring, uncomfortable, and loveless sex with once every week or so. He'd probably become genuinely suicidal if he dropped his delusions now, and I'm not sure that I could blame him if he went through with it. They got him into this mess, but now they're a a form of legitimate self-preservation.
 
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Lucas has gone well beyond that critical period.
I view the New Apartment! video as Lucas' last chance. His own place to live, an opportunity fully given to him. It's your standard subsidized apartment, but Lucas had freedom, a decent roof over his head, and was set with his SSI.

He clearly shows where his mindset was in this video... you can only come to his apartment so he can steal your woman and effectively rape her. And this mindset is what ended up ruining himself, which is why Lucas is such a lolcow.
 
I view the New Apartment! video as Lucas' last chance. His own place to live, an opportunity fully given to him. It's your standard subsidized apartment, but Lucas had freedom, a decent roof over his head, and was set with his SSI.

He clearly shows where his mindset was in this video... you can only come to his apartment so he can steal your woman and effectively rape her. And this mindset is what ended up ruining himself, which is why Lucas is such a lolcow.
The apartment in that video was at Phoenix House and was only 6 mo temporary housing. Long term/permanent housing was the apt he had at Pioneer Pathway House.
 
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Apparently lucas is interested in watching the superbowl to take note of all the masculine men. Lucas thinks he's a macho masculine political man thats progressive (aka a manipulative soyboy male feminist predator) and doesn't like the idea of being told to chop a bunch of wood to prove it

and of course he low key compares women to dogs again
If you like men you must like Lucas because he's a man. It's basic logic. You're not trying to be illogical are you zoomiebae?


"I could just go beat off or get a dog or something"

ksy
 
And his penis carries the mark of the beast (MRSA)
Lucas asked for mercy from god in the form of a cock hungry zoomer bae with a fetish for obese schizo hobos. God was busy playing his favorite mmo at the time with his headphones on, misheard what lucas was praying for and granted him a MRSA infected cock from some grungy homeless shelter shower room

Speaking of which, lucas loves to ree about how he totally can't infect others with it easily to the point you can totally fuck him without any worry yet never stops to think that if what he is claiming is true, how come a) the first thing you're asked during a medical evaluation at the ER is if you have MRSA or have been exposed to someone with it recently and b) if its so hard to catch how did he catch it in the first place unless he was sucking some MRSA cock or playing hide the sausage with an infected fellow hobo

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From his community page. Nice fluid retention in your hand there lucas. That expression makes it look like he shit himself and just noticed the smell as he snapped the picture
 

Lucas 'Cockblocker' Werner in action. I'd have a long giggle if all these people are just telling him they're in relationships to slow down his desperate gaze
He's making all or most of this up.
>Gen Z couple at the group home
>anyways this other guy bought this girl a TV

I doubt any of this is actually happening, and the new pretend bad guy isn't real.
 
This has been fucking amazing. He's SO angry, i'd watch yuor blood pressure lukey. An old man like you with beetus and being 200+ lbs overweight probably shouldn't be angry all the time.

So, Valentines day, all the incels hate it, I'll be with my younger wife. But let me ask you something Pukas the perma virgin? Why is someone who HATES Christians so angry about a holiday for a Christian saint? (ironic he died a virgin much like Lucas will)

I love his captive tard roomies can't stand to be around him and he's screaming into his phone alone. Watching him eat that Reuben was one of my favorite all time Lucas videos. Looks awful, it's a great sandwich imho but far from healthy. Remember this was around start of the month. Lucas instantly burns his tard bucks on food cope. A gas station level sandwich to quiet his anger a few minutes. That was a good chunk of tard bucks. Now if I spent most of my paycheck day one on crack, Lucas would call me a loser. No difference, aside to buy crack I'd have to be around a real negro (hey it's the farms I can crack wise).

I know it's been mentioned many times but hasn't come up during this late spree of milk. It's amazing Luke sees women as a unit or property. I'd actually like to spin that for a second, so Lucas is a progressive like Bernie and AOC. They are all for alt life stuff. Why is Lucas calling these happy poly groups greedy? I'm trolling and pretending he's actually seeing what his lizard brain sees. But maybe chad gen X grey beard has 2 girls and they like that. Taking one woman from a happy "thropple" is just slavery.

Something has made him ultra punchable lately. I hope he tards out and gets caught in the jaw by some kid for tik tok likes.

He refused to get free micky Ds? LOL I also turned down a Taylor Swift blow job. Again if that was true, what kinda freak says "NO I WANT GIRL YOU NO GIVE ME FREE FOOD" can you picture how even in a nursing home sick that sounds?

He's such a fat faggot and I hope some ween sends him a gay V day card, and being a glass tapper uses his real address.
 
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