Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Shuhalo]

I'll probably release it on itch once I finish chapter 1, since sharing around random exe doesn't sound like a good idea

Sprite work has taken up about half of my dev time, and now that I'm in the groove its only going to get worse. I could use a few pngs of ms paint style foliage, garbage piles and other assorted decorations. 200x200 pixels is about the size of the player character for reference. Ideas for interactable object descriptions or dialogue would be nice too.

I offer a berry bush

And a companion Gnome (With a festive alternate skin)

 

[Rockzo]

Content Nuke has been dropped on Jason.

PreserveTube, Ghost Archive, local:
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Mario is in the comments on that video.

It seems to me he's keeping an eye on Mald, to the point that he might have google alerts out for any video on youtube that has Piratesoftware in the title. Just in case Mald tries to flag the video with a DMCA.
Imagine pissing off a free speech lawyer so much that he has you on google alerts and is willing to work pro bono just because you annoy him so much.

 

[just Reading a post]

How is he going to super hack his way out of this one guys?
Are we going to get rotating phonebooths and cringe hacker names?

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

He strokes his own ego and gets an erection doing this in some perverted Catch Me If You Can way by knowing he just told the world how he stores his CP but everyone is too dumb to prove it.

I know you were probably memeing, but this is honestly how many perps operate. They get some strange high off of situations exactly like you describe, and for some it's also a bit like a "partial confession" to alleviate the cognitive dissonance.

Not saying I think mald is a perp, just not putting it past him.

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

"20 years"

This was way too much fucking effort for a shitpost, and this is only about 1/5 of "20 years" clips I have. For anyone who wants to lose a fewlot of braincells and actually knows how to use a video editor I've attached all the source links.

EDIT: Cleanup audio, add gnome.

 

[The Stranger]

Sprite work has taken up about half of my dev time, and now that I'm in the groove its only going to get worse. I could use a few pngs of ms paint style foliage, garbage piles and other assorted decorations. 200x200 pixels is about the size of the player character for reference. Ideas for interactable object descriptions or dialogue would be nice too.

Could you upload a few of the sprites you have so we can get an idea of what your current aesthetic is? I don't wanna make something that sticks out and looks like it doesn't belong.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

An exception for the break from KF to bring you fellas a GLORIOUS video game idea:
FIVE NIGHTS AT FERRETS (fnaf)

Lore: you are a entry level employee working at Glizzard (law friendly Blizzard), and your job is to sit in an office on a PC micro managing Mald. It's explained to you via a industry veteran that Mald sits in his room all day streaming WOW or consuming furry...art... and its out job to use audio lures, mechanically similar to fnaf 3, to lure him out of his room to do household chores like laundry, feeding the ferrets, cleaning the bathroom gnome etc

Gameplay: a mixture of fnaf 1 and 3 gameplay mechanics, Night 1 is just you managing mald, but as Mald gets increasingly annoyed at your audio lure nagging, he materializes his ferret second life fursona, the gnome, his furaffinity fursona and WOW mage to stalk you on a second set of cameras in the empty Glizzard offices and you have to use fnaf 1 mechanics to fend them off on later nights. Theres also a ferret counter which goes down if you don't make mald feed them.

At the end of the game there are three ending depending on your performance.
bad end 1: all ferrets dead
neutral end 2: some ferrets survive
good end 3: all ferrets survive

And at the end you get fired because Mald told the higher ups your nagging pisses him off.

 

[slungus22]

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This was way too much fucking effort for a shitpost, and this is only about 1/5 of "20 years" clips I have. For anyone who wants to lose a fewlot of braincells and actually knows how to use a video editor I've attached all the source links.

THIS NIGGA NEEDS HIS EGO STROKED EVERY DAY.... 20 YEARS... 8 YEARS BLIZZARD... PRO WOW PLAYER... LAST JOB WAS HACKING A POWER PLANT FOR THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.... (WITH NO PROOF)

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

THIS NIGGA NEEDS HIS EGO STROKED EVERY DAY.... 20 YEARS... 8 YEARS BLIZZARD... PRO WOW PLAYER... LAST JOB WAS HACKING A POWER PLANT FOR THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.... (WITH NO PROOF)

Just for reference, there's 3256 instances of word "blizzard" across Mald's YT streams (vs. 786 "20 years"). My subs archive is not up to date, but something tells me Mald might have a bit of a problem.

Also, I'm attaching the Python script I've been using to generate the links. Obviously, don't run it if you can't tell what it does. My Python experience only extends to "running the shell as a calculator", so the code is obviously shit. Works for me though .

 

[PHUCKERPRIME]

An exception for the break from KF to bring you fellas a GLORIOUS video game idea:
FIVE NIGHTS AT FERRETS (fnaf)

Lore: you are a entry level employee working at Glizzard (law friendly Blizzard), and your job is to sit in an office on a PC micro managing Mald. It's explained to you via a industry veteran that Mald sits in his room all day streaming WOW or consuming furry...art... and its out job to use audio lures, mechanically similar to fnaf 3, to lure him out of his room to do household chores like laundry, feeding the ferrets, cleaning the bathroom gnome etc

Gameplay: a mixture of fnaf 1 and 3 gameplay mechanics, Night 1 is just you managing mald, but as Mald gets increasingly annoyed at your audio lure nagging, he materializes his ferret second life fursona, the gnome, his furaffinity fursona and WOW mage to stalk you on a second set of cameras in the empty Glizzard offices and you have to use fnaf 1 mechanics to fend them off on later nights. Theres also a ferret counter which goes down if you don't make mald feed them.

At the end of the game there are three ending depending on your performance.
bad end 1: all ferrets dead
neutral end 2: some ferrets survive
good end 3: all ferrets survive

And at the end you get fired because Mald told the higher ups your nagging pisses him off.

The industry veteran is one Johnathan Raymond who asked you because that's normally part of his duties, but his schedule is now too full because of the success of one episode of North Garden where he appeared.

The WoW wizard part is the last level. Joeyray JOHNATHAN RAYMOND hatches a plan to make Mald leave WoW for good by making him fail a hardcore raid, where your sound cues are team orders. Execute them in the right order and his team fails the raid, completing the level. This level is very hard because Mald keeps blinking all over the place.

You're fired after that because Mald has taken to playing obscure MMOs (he still sucks at them) where he is the only notable player. You are let go because Maldy complained too much to the higher ups and because they realized he's a lost cause.

If you get the perfect ending you also unlock a special ferret costume that acts as nightmare mode, as Mald now flies into a horny rage everytime he sees you and instarapes you.

 

[Frightened Rabbit]

Y'know, for a person (the ferret fucker) who always advocates and encourages people to make games, it is brilliant that people's hatred for him inspired people to make games, if only for shitposting.
I wonder if he'd keep up appearances and try to spin it in a "well at least I inspired some of them to make some games", or if he'd crash out and go on a moral rant about it, of course on camera, he'd be seething on the inside like always.

 

[Shuhalo]

An exception for the break from KF to bring you fellas a GLORIOUS video game idea:
FIVE NIGHTS AT FERRETS (fnaf)

Missed the opportunity for the animatronics to be his fans in shitty fursuits. They're all sitting on the mainstage, watching Mald's livestream. As you force Jason to leave to complete chores, the fans begin to enrage, and will begin moving towards your room to stop you interrupting their goon sesh. Make use of locking the doors and playing audio lures of Jason talking to save yourself.


Thread tax (?): A Ferret thats just...sleeping...yeah he's just sleeping really good...

 

[Road Work Ahead]

"well at least I inspired some of them to make some games",

If Jason was capable of responding like that he wouldn't be in this situation.

 

[SlyVMan]

Content Nuke has been dropped on Jason.

PreserveTube, Ghost Archive, local:
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Maldies in full damage control mode now https://x.com/PirateSoftware/status/1889641667424043110 (archive)
https://x.com/MaimFace/status/1889646473601589569 (archive)

 

[Interred]

Nooohoohoo terminally online stalker child

 

[gorgon]

Maldies in full damage control mode now https://x.com/PirateSoftware/status/1889641667424043110 (archive)
https://x.com/MaimFace/status/1889646473601589569 (archive)
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I can't imagine Jason asked this woman if it was okay that he could tag her to vet for him being Definitely Not A Pervert when this whole situation blew up. even if he did get her permission before @ing her everywhere, I can't imagine she appreciates being dragged into this as a type of shield to be propped up to defend the honor of Maldavius Figtree's pristine character.

obviously he's a major narcissist but it's especially apparent with this specific behavior that he has zero qualms using people in an effort to make himself look better.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I can't imagine Jason asked this woman if it was okay that he could tag her to vet for him being Definitely Not A Pervert when this whole situation blew up. even if he did get her permission before @ing her everywhere, I can't imagine she appreciates being dragged into this as a type of shield to be propped up to defend the honor of Maldavius Figtree's pristine character.

obviously he's a major narcissist but it's especially apparent with this specific behavior that he has zero qualms using people in an effort to make himself look better.

Look again. He did get the 'victim' to refute the allegations. The victim seems to, yet AGAIN, be a pooner.

 

[protorua]

Maldies in full damage control mode now https://x.com/PirateSoftware/status/1889641667424043110 (archive)
https://x.com/MaimFace/status/1889646473601589569 (archive)
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"terminally online" is a bold insult for someone who proudly claims to spend 28 hours on the computer every day.

 

[itogi]

Maldies in full damage control mode now https://x.com/PirateSoftware/status/1889641667424043110 (archive)
https://x.com/MaimFace/status/1889646473601589569 (archive)
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The girl that got fired by Mald is also doing damage control under that video

Mald also commented separately

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

The girl that got fired by Mald is also doing damage control under that video
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Mald also commented separately
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Malds finally acting like the skeleton on his avatar.
He's RATTLED.