Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Procrastinhater]

To me, he looks disgusted with himself rather than shell-shocked. Like he got up to something really seedy on Peleliu that he doesn't want the other marines to know about.

They say the eyes are the window to the soul, maybe its the deviance behind the eyes of the Troon thats shining through.
Who knows what unspeakable things those eyes have gazed upon?

 

[Jacques1194]

TIM gets denied a babysitting job because the father didn't want a TIM watching his daughters.

 

[Law]

I put his eyes on Thomas Lea's The Two-Thousand Yard Stare painting, and, somehow, the soldier looks even more shellshocked than the original.

Now he looks shell-shocked and constipated. Grim.

I didn't know that. I didn't know about the surgery either. His Wikipedia page doesn't show he died or say he had surgery.

It was pretty recent. The trans Wikipedia dorks are also up to their usual tricks. Also he got an orchiectomy after Orange Man got elected (in December) and he was scheduled for a penectomy and amhole sculpting after, so Trump's election didn't "force him to hide his twu self" or prevent him from getting surgery, and it also means he didn't kill himself over election-sadness. He killed himself a few weeks after his neutering and never got to progress to the next stage of his "life-saving" treatment.
Overall Jamie Shupe was a wackjob and it's hard for me to feel sympathy for him, but at the end of the day he was a person who was suffering so I guess he deserves some compassion for that. I do have a lot of sympathy for his family and I hope they're doing OK.
Some more Shupe content if you're interested:

NYT editorial where he talks about his ID giving him the sads, being ex-military, and transitioning at 49. He says he doesn't want a cock-chop in this one:

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2015/opinion/transgender-today/stories/jamie-shupe

Substack post where the crazy is starting to show. Contains pictures of dildoes cause fucking of course it does:

https://archive.md/0qwAS

Daily Signal article where he calls his "non-binary identity" a "sham". https://www.dailysignal.com/2019/03/10/i-was-americas-first-non-binary-person-it-was-all-a-sham/amp/

 

[Princess Squish'ems]

TIM gets denied a babysitting job because the father didn't want a TIM watching his daughters.
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I have a hunch that the dad thought he was an okay guy over the phone but upon seeing the man in a dress knew that the troon would be a problem. Pretty sure the background check was just an excuse, yeah.

But hey, the dad dodged a bullet of some freak trying to sniff his daughters and/or somehow attempt to skin walk his kids.

 

[Barbenheimer]

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Doesn’t even need to be a pedophile you just know if that troon was allowed in their home and saw let’s say a soccer ball HE would be in the ear of whichever daughter it belonged to trying to convince and convert them into the religion of troonism. Smart man, we need more fathers like him

 

[The Jackal]

Doesn’t even need to be a pedophile you just know if that troon was allowed in their home and saw let’s say a soccer ball HE would be in the ear of whichever daughter it belonged to trying to convince and convert them into the religion of troonism. Smart man, we need more fathers like him

Hell, I don't have any children and I still wouldn't voluntarily invite a troon into my house. If I post an ad for a housekeeper, say, and one of the candidates is an MtF, that's an instant disqualification in my book.

 

[AfghanBlue]

THE DELUSION, KEK.



Even looking straight at one and mouthing Oh My God, is not enough to clue them into anything other than the fact that you thunk they are divinely sexy.
Lmfao fucking hell.

I think the fact the guy was probably halfway laughing, has confused the troon into seeing his amused expression as happy and welcoming.
I think they expect people to be furious as opposed to laughing at them?

Apparently this guy has had a lot of negative interactions, thinking he'd have better stranger reading judgement, but it's probably a lie anyway . He lived at home til 35 til he lied to the Canadian gov about being abused there to be given a sped ap.
So he probably means stand offs with mum about various oven goods.

 

[Potato Burrito]

TIM gets denied a babysitting job because the father didn't want a TIM watching his daughters.
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Dude just told on himself. "It's just so humiliating to be exposed .." Exposed implies that he was hiding something (duh), what an interesting word choice.

Me thinks the true and honest woman doth protest too much, why's he automatically jump to pedophilia hmm? And of course this is Trump's fault.

This whole post gives me the ick. It's one thing when they complain about being denied access to adults for sex but wtf, no one is entitled to anyone else's children you fucking nonce. A parent isn't a hateful asshole for being selective about who they let into their home. I'm sure good female nannies with actual qualifications and glowing recommendations get rejected all the time simply because mom or dad doesn't like the cut of her jib.

I'd love to see what comes up when you search this guy's name and/or email. Who wants to bet he's got a NSFW furry Twitter connected to his actual identity?

Good on dad for protecting his children.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Troons can run to the ends of the earth, but the thing that'll undermine them every time is that they take themselves with them wherever they go.

Sublime.

---Tax---


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Midget pooner complains about being a midget, just like every other pooner ever observed.

The fact that they are all seemingly well below the average height of a man (and this causes them all considerable 'dysphoria') should be some sort of indication that biology and nature itself are trying to tell them something- but of course, the Reddit hugbox is here to save the day by telling them that "they all know plenty of men who are below 5ft tall".

I can say with complete certainty that in all of my 3 decades of being alive, I have never once encountered a grown man who was below 5'3" who wasn't a dwarf or didn't have some other variety of genetic condition. These pooners are just brazenly lying to themselves and each other.

 

[Jizzrag]

Spoiler: Text

Got ditched for a cis guy

I've been dating my former non-binary partner for 3 years, the entire time they insisted they hated sex and didn't want to do anything remotely sexual.

Like any good partner, I was fine with that and respected it.
Now that we've broken up, not even a few weeks have passed before they're now openly talking about banging a mutual friend of ours.

Spoiler: Comments

 

[AMHOLIO]

The fact that they are all seemingly well below the average height of a man (and this causes them all considerable 'dysphoria') should be some sort of indication that biology and nature itself are trying to tell them something- but of course, the Reddit hugbox is here to save the day by telling them that "they all know plenty of men who are below 5ft tall".

In all of my over 3 decades of being alive, I can say with complete certainty that I have never once encountered a man who was below 5'3" tall who wasn't a dwarf or had some other variety of birth defect. These pooners are just brazenly lying to themselves and each other.

Because someone asks this every time this happens, I'm going to preemtively answer the question on some of your minds: why do these short women troon if they will be doomed manlets or shorter than manlets? Manlet life is hell and they can't pass, it doesn't make sense...

Short Answer: they're mentally ill and massively insecure.

There's a few different cases here since females have different goals than trans males. The easiest to get out of the way is the yaoi fan troons because it is her fetish, logic does not comply. See: autogynophiles.

The saddest and the most understandable will always be the type who's trying to get away from any sort of sexual assault anxiety. Some have reasons to fear it, some have sadly had it happen already, and some aren't in danger but they have a hard hitting phobia of it. These types transition to erase the trace of woman in them, to run to safety and to camouflage themselves into the "predator (male)" catagory or into the background as a genderblob. These women usually wish they were taller and can go further with it since the fear of being unsafe is earth shattering to them. They can go super delusional to calm themselves down and not remind themselves that they will always be the unsafe weak prey catagory of woman (in their mind). They're tragic and hard to work with since it's hard to confront terror like that, but some get out of it. Until then, pretend you are a man to calm down and have control.

There are also the massively insecure ones, but ego wise. These women have a bruised ego at men being better than them at something. Sometimes it is something sad like going from the fastest runner in the class to only the fastest girl in the class, other times it is that her parents loved her brother(s) more. They think the feminine is weak and usually have a good dose of misogyny hidden to them in their brain. This is like a short woman Napoleon complex, where she tries to transition to someone great and respected instead of a pushed aside girl. Sadly, it is like all delusions where it is fed by the mind and not reality, so it always ends painfully.

If you don't understand still, realize that you likely don't have the same type of disassociative thinking and body disconnect they have that allows them to do such. The brain isn't working properly, it is easier and more comfortable to be delusional about being a short king than an icky weak vunerable woman. The alternative to their delusion is much, much worse in THEIR minds, not to outsiders, and sadly, they can only live in their minds and can only choose to train themselves out of it. But many don't in the trans cult.

Edit:
Sexual assault anxiety: you must believe you are a man or else your body is convinced you are in fight or flight mode and you act like you're being hunted by tigers everywhere. Their panic levels are elevated and always on, this is one of the maladaptive ways they found to turn the panic levels down... for a bit until the illusion breaks again.

Ego: you must believe you are a man or else your incredible self loathing hits you like a ton of bricks. Your height can't prove you wrong or you have to admit you aren't as good as a man and have to go back to being a subserviant girl or a failure of a woman.

Fetish: you must not care because you are jerking off, do NOT ruin my high.

There's likely a few reasons I'm forgetting (for example, autistic obliviousness and thought processes or true stupidity) but that is why so many lil' doods troon out: if you can't be tall, be a man because they're still respected/feared more than you are now. Again, trauma, personal self loathing, and classic self misogyny can warp the brain hard.

 

[The Noticer]

Midget pooner complains about being a midget, just like every other pooner ever observed.

Not to worry! As is often the case, there is a series of incredibly expensive and excruciating surgeries she can undergo to become her TRUE SELF™!

Leg lengthening surgery can easily give her a couple extra inches of height for the low cost of a lifetime of pain and opioid addiction, which will conveniently help prep her expectations for the rotdog installation. Modern medicine truly is a miracle.

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

Even assuming the "lots of compliments" shit is true...when you get smoke blown up your spinny skirt, it's not genuine if you get it from a "how do I look?" while giving off this vibe.

It's an instinctive discomfort response trying to neutralize a threat, like not making eye contact with a ranting bum on the street.

 

[Bloo]

Sublime.

---Tax---

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Midget pooner complains about being a midget, just like every other pooner ever observed.

The fact that they are all seemingly well below the average height of a man (and this causes them all considerable 'dysphoria') should be some sort of indication that biology and nature itself are trying to tell them something- but of course, the Reddit hugbox is here to save the day by telling them that "they all know plenty of men who are below 5ft tall".

I can say with complete certainty that in all of my 3 decades of being alive, I have never once encountered a man who was below 5'3" who wasn't a dwarf or didn't have some other variety of genetic condition. These pooners are just brazenly lying to themselves and each other.

I know one guy irl who’s shorter than me, he’s 5’2” or so and I’m 5’4”. He also looks a lot younger than he actually is. It wouldn’t surprise me if he had some sort of medical condition but I’ve never asked. Even with him you can tell he’s obviously male. They don’t get that it’s the height on top of everything else that gives them away.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

"I've been dating my former non-binary partner for 3 years, the entire time they insisted they hated sex and didn't want to do anything remotely sexual.

Like any good partner, I was fine with that and respected it.
Now that we've broken up, not even a few weeks have passed before they're now openly talking about banging a mutual friend of ours."

Many such cases. One of my partner's oldest friends was with a man for many years, until he decided to troon out one day without warning when they were both in their late 20's.

He promptly ended the relationship, with the justification being that he's a "woman" now and isn't into "other" women. Fast-forward a couple of months and he's fucking another handmaiden as a proud "transbian".

These people are all liars and manipulators by nature and anyone who gets romantically involved with one of them deserves what they get.

Not to worry! As is often the case, there is a series of incredibly expensive and excruciating surgeries she can undergo to become her TRUE SELF™!

Leg lengthening surgery can easily give her a couple extra inches of height for the low cost of a lifetime of pain and opioid addiction, which will conveniently help prep her expectations for the rotdog installation. Modern medicine truly is a miracle.

I remember reading a BBC News article about someone who had this exact operation, with the headline: "I had surgery to lengthen my legs and then it went horribly wrong".

Basically they break your legs, move the broken shards of bone a few inches apart and then brace them with pieces of metal of gradually increasing length in order to artificially increase your height. The whole procedure sounds like a particularly barbaric method of medieval torture and this stupid woman willingly paid over 50 grand to get it done.

The Hippocratic Oath seems to be nothing more than a distant memory in this day and age.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

It's called being friends amd roommates. I'm so tired of young women not being allowed to have friends, they all seem to think that liking someone means they have to "like like" them. If she liked her like that, they would have had whatever these people are considering sex these days.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

"Lemme guess that nb partner of yours is an afab"

When the gender specials tell on themselves it's both sad and amusing. They know nb is bullshit and go straight to actual sex to explain behaviour.

 

[caffeinated Chihuahua]

"Lemme guess that nb partner of yours is an afab"

It's so interesting how behavior that is deemed wrong can be blamed on sex when it's a woman, but god forbid someone points out the rates of violence and degeneracy in TiMs. It's probably easier to find a woman respecting man in the middle east than in TRA circles.

 

[Procrastinhater]

THE DELUSION, KEK.

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Even looking straight at one and mouthing Oh My God, is not enough to clue them into anything other than the fact that you thunk they are divinely sexy.
Lmfao fucking hell.

I think the fact the guy was probably halfway laughing, has confused the troon into seeing his amused expression as happy and welcoming.
I think they expect people to be furious as opposed to laughing at them?

Apparently this guy has had a lot of negative interactions, thinking he'd have better stranger reading judgement, but it's probably a lie anyway . He lived at home til 35 til he lied to the Canadian gov about being abused there to be given a sped ap.
So he probably means stand offs with mum about various oven goods.

I think they're so gassed up by other Troons in their hugboxes about the incoming Trumpocaust that they confuse any expression other than obvious revulsion and rage as being "accepted".
So because this guy, who was undoubtedly caught off guard at the sight of a Troon wearing cat ears, started to smile in disbelief, this porn sick faggot thinks he's being hit on...
Jesus Wept.

Even assuming the "lots of compliments" shit is true...when you get smoke blown up your spinny skirt, it's not genuine if you get it from a "how do I look?" while giving off this vibe.
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It's an instinctive discomfort response trying to neutralize a threat, like not making eye contact with a ranting bum on the street.

That paralysis demon thing is fucking nightmare fuel.

I remember reading a BBC News article about someone who had this exact operation, with the headline: "I had surgery to lengthen my legs and then it went horribly wrong".

Basically they break your legs, move the broken shards of bone a few inches apart and then brace them with pieces of metal of steadily increasing length in order to artificially increase your height. The whole procedure sounds like a particularly barbaric method of medieval torture and this stupid woman willingly paid over 50 grand to get it done.

But not as much as that leg lengthening scam.
That shit is almost as big a con as Troon surgery itself, I'm amazed its legal.
It sounds like something the fucking Inquisition would do to Heretics.

 

[MuffMonkey]

TIM gets denied a babysitting job because the father didn't want a TIM watching his daughters.
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There's just something so genuinely off putting about a troon being this upset over not getting a babysitting job. All comedy aside what a fucking creep

Growing up I've never known a single male interested in watching other people's kids it's just not thing they do outside of watching their own siblings but even thats rare and when you think about babysitters your mind always imagines a high school girl and so when I come across something like this alarm bells always go off in my head

This father definitely dodged a bullet, not only because who in the hell would ever allow a man to traipse around as a dainty little school girl in his home around his daughters but also because throwing a tantrum over not being allowed access to said young girls is a definite red flag