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I am in the UK and have abso-fukken-lutely no idea what this pizzagate of what you speak is about.

I am a member of the lizard illuminati however, so I guess I've got some reading to do :(
Hillary Clinton runs a sex dungeon with child slaves in a pizza parlor's basement, apparently.
 
I am in the UK and have abso-fukken-lutely no idea what this pizzagate of what you speak is about.

I am a member of the lizard illuminati however, so I guess I've got some reading to do :(
From wikipedia:

"Pizzagate is a debunked[2][3] conspiracy theory that emerged during the 2016 United States presidential election cycle alleging that John Podesta's emails, which were leaked by WikiLeaks, contain coded messages referring to human trafficking and connecting a number of restaurants in the United States and members of the Democratic Party with a fabricated child-sex ring."

TL;DR: Hillary campaign chairman sent emails about kiddie pr0nz using pizza themed code.
 
From wikipedia:

"Pizzagate is a debunked[2][3] conspiracy theory that emerged during the 2016 United States presidential election cycle alleging that John Podesta's emails, which were leaked by WikiLeaks, contain coded messages referring to human trafficking and connecting a number of restaurants in the United States and members of the Democratic Party with a fabricated child-sex ring."

TL;DR: Hillary campaign chairman sent emails about kiddie pr0nz using pizza themed code.
If pizza=child sex I don't even wanna know what this is
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From wikipedia:

"Pizzagate is a debunked[2][3] conspiracy theory that emerged during the 2016 United States presidential election cycle alleging that John Podesta's emails, which were leaked by WikiLeaks, contain coded messages referring to human trafficking and connecting a number of restaurants in the United States and members of the Democratic Party with a fabricated child-sex ring."

TL;DR: Hillary campaign chairman sent emails about kiddie pr0nz using pizza themed code.

You know, I wonder what Phoebe has to say about their pet conspiracy being referred to as 'debunked' and 'fabricated'
 
You know, I wonder what Phoebe has to say about their pet conspiracy being referred to as 'debunked' and 'fabricated'

Probably she'd claim that it's real and that the media is peddling 'fake news' while putting her own tin foil hat.
 
Reminder that there are still people who think the Bermuda Triangle is a thing.

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“[It]is actually a secret underwater illuminati base which is kept classified by the government. its 3 dimensional and part is underwater, part is above. a synthetic merkaba. ” -Nick Malmberg

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Also the Titanic thing metioned earlier can not be overstated, to him it really is one of the most important events in human history, because the people on the boat could’ve stopped Congress from voting on The Federal Reserve. It’s interesting to see other 20th century events than the Kennedy Assassination through the eyes of the conspritard.
 
Reminder that there are still people who think the Bermuda Triangle is a thing.

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“[It]is actually a secret underwater illuminati base which is kept classified by the government. its 3 dimensional and part is underwater, part is above. a synthetic merkaba. ” -Nick Malmberg

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Also the Titanic thing metioned earlier can not be overstated, to him it really is one of the most important events in human history, because the people on the boat could’ve stopped Congress from voting on The Federal Reserve. It’s interesting to see other 20th century events than the Kennedy Assassination through the eyes of the conspritard.

Interestingly enough, the Titanic actually was the victim of a conspiracy. New evidence all but confirms the breached section of hull was weakened by a massive fire which started three weeks before and was still fucking burning by the time she struck the ice. But White Star Line covered it all up.
 
Phoebe Doe Show Admin (he does it for free!) Nick Malmberg shared this copypasta. I've never laughed so hard. This is not a joke, a real human being on Earth wrote this:

"ok theres alot with pizza slime im trying to keep it as brief as possible while covering all the key points.
the howbowdah girl has a clothing and music deal with a company called pizza slime.
pizza slime claims to be a kid and teen site. clearly they fuckin arent. they post disturbing content on all their social media accounts complete with pics of porn, road kill , satanic shit and their comments are rife with cheese chicken beanie baby and pizza references. alot ...of their friends are private accounts..m its comet all over again. they have several stores one of which requires a passcode to enter.they are proffitting off the howbowdah girl calling her a bad bitch, a hoe etc. she exploits her own self on instagram and pervs comment knowing she is 13.... they also have an app a fuckin pizza slime app
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ugghh howbow dah girl is 13i know i just said that but seriously.i have a 13 year old theres no way in hell i would allow her to work for a company like this. the rapper she did the music vid for is kodak black- he is in jail awaiting trial on violent rape charges. the girls mom seems to be ok with all this.
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pizza slime is a clothing and merch and music company that also does photography that was started by 2 guys who refuse to reveal their identities because 'theyre ugly' - they only go by stoveman and hobin.in one of their interviews with vice .com they say asking someone to pick their favorite pizza is like asking someone to pick their favorite child
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they talk about north west alot , and have pics of her in a pizza slime shirt. lady gaga is a fan of theirs she supposedly wore pizza slime at the superbowl? ugghhh... i feel in my gut there is something major going on there. voat censoring my post makes me feel my gut is correct. uhmmm what else.... oh yeh a freind of mine traced the ps tumblr ip back to a john schnAtter- this is the name of the founder of papa johns im sure it isnt the real papa john probably some creep using his name. we also think we have found the real stoveman or hobin via mutual friends of pizza slime. the guy posts about meeting with celebs, links to sell howbowdah girls clothing and pics of his dj equiptment. i wont give his name yet as im not 100% sure he is one of the ps guys... but it looks like he is"

For those not aware of who the "Howbowdah girl" is, it's a meme about a Dr. Phil guest who was extremely confrontational to the audience telling them to "CATCH ME OUTSIDE, HOW ABOUT THAT?!". The author seems to believe she works for this site, when they are clearly making fun of her.

This is the site in question:

http://pizzaslime.com/

Author is Crystal Maillet, who was so autistic she was banned from Voat.


On an unrelated note, Phoebe reminds me a lot of Norma Cox, a conspiracy theorist back in the pre-internet days. There unfortunately doesn’t seem to be much about her online, which is a shame because she believed that Greek Gods are real and are from outer space and live in the center of the earth. Every war in history is actually a battle between those who worship Zeus and those who worship Apollo (so which then are we, Kiwi?). She appears to be dead now, which is a real shame, she would probably become an internet legend if she was around today.

http://web.archive.org/web/20081204114216/http://www.pacifier.com/~dkossy/cox.html
 
Phoebe on chemtrails:

“i have traveled through 9 states in the last 2 months. all of them are heavily sprayed. i have seen Xs and Os, tic tac toe, and even the anarchy symbol in our sky, no lie. why do peeps think this is normal? all that shit becomes part of our atmosphere and falls to the ground into our water supply, our food supply, our bodies. no thanks, i prefer NOT.”

She’s pretty obsessed with Antarctica as a place of lost treasures. Nazis and aliens galore. This fascination for these people makes more sense considering they as flat earthers believe it’s a circular wall of ice trapping us from the dark secrets of beyond. Also, she believes that the mountains there are man-made pyramids. Just wait until we get people saying that Indians built the Rockies.

http://mirrorspectrum.com/behind-the-mirror/ruins-of-ancient-city-found-in-antarctica

Video of the “pyramids” from the article shared. They are clearly natural ice and rock formations:



From Susie:

A kids shirt? You mean chemtrail indoctrination!
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This image is a pretty good insight into the conspritard mind. They think they are genetically superior to normies because they don't drink tap water.

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Sunscreen is a hoax! Let the children fry under radiation!
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Keep in mind that Susie is a nursing student and thus should know better about things such as vaccines. Would you pay to have this woman tell you that apple juice will cure your child's measles? I bet the other students relentlessly mock her.

More evidence of pizzagate can be found in this Simpsons display:

"1. "panda" is pedo code that alludes to the bruised black eyes. A panda is = a "beaten young boy sex slave".

2. note the disturbing penile shaped shadow on the belly of the boy (?) panda (a possible imprint / mark of ownership, like a brand?)

3. Homer has the pedo boy love symbol of the triangle above his genitals on his belly.

4. a freemason : Illuminati type angular clubhouse symbol with an eye of horus in the middle over the panda head?

5. Where are homers hands?

6. Double triangles in the sails

7. The big pink donut "O"?

8. Are they all on
a Hollywood "casting couch"?"

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A scientific study on the effects of playing a game of ping pong? Clearly an endorsement of pedophilia!
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Evidence that Hitler was on the moon!: (Clearly not a random shadow. Or a photoshop.)

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This is so dumb, I need to address it at length. First off why spent money going to the moon when you are fighting a bloody war against three of the most powerful countries on earth (USA, UK, and USSR). Seems like a big waste of cash. America and USSR were not in direct conflict with anybody when they began their space programs.

Secondly if you do go to the moon, why not make it public? “Hey look at us Aryans, we got here before all you mud people. We really are the best!” Why miss out on a huge propaganda tool? If you have the ability to travel there, it would scare the shit out of everybody, a great psychological weapon. But they don’t use it? At the very least, suspicious.

Third, why would future countries with space programs not disclose it after they found out? Are you telling me that nobody would say “This is some cool historical shit up here. Maybe if we let the public know, we can get interest in preserving and studying it.” And that none of this Nazi Moon shit could be seen from a third party? There is a huge list of independent people who have proved America went to the moon. Is every country with a significant astrological presence hiding something, including people not working for any government?

Third parties who have claimed that America went to moon here: What’s stopping them from saying Germany did too?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third-party_evidence_for_Apollo_Moon_landings

This is something that I just can’t understand, that people believe that everything we know about space comes from NASA research and is therefore not be trusted. Not true, an independent scholar can easily prove things like Heliocentrism and a Spherical Earth if they understand the math. You know, like what we’ve been doing for centuries before NASA?!
 

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Why can none of these conspiritards make an image that doesn't sear my eyes in their socket with their horrible jpeg artifacts overload?


Also, by their logic, they should never, ever eat anything containing salt, since that consists of natrium and chloride. If you combine two poisons, clearly you must end up with something super toxic!
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I can't wait to see what these nutters think if the blue tag of shame.
 
now they know about our moonbase, where are we going once the chemtrails start working?
 
I thought these people believed the moon is a two dimensional disk thirty miles in diameter. He was could someone build a base on it?
 
Freaking out about a music video set in a pizzeria. Song's not too bad actually:


And the director made a documentary about CHILDREN with AIDS. What a monster!

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Kareem pointed out pizzas in the pizzeria! What a sleuth!
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Kareem's a total ass by the way, he once called Yemen an African country for sympathy points, which was just the grossest shit I've ever seen. They're Arabs you fucking mongoloid. It's an Arab on Arab war, you have nothing to do with it. Why do you black people claim everything the middle east ever did?

He also believes that aliens built everything Asians did and that they are the real Hindu gods. Can't have successful non-blacks now can we?
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Hooray for white genocide!
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Also, somebody needs to tell this google the hypocrisy in accusing others of cannibalism.
 
Is nothing sacred?
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A scientific study about gorillas eating other primates (which is by no means an act of cannibalism under any definition) was FORGED to normalize cannibalism in humans.
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"FUCK YOUR MODERN MEDICINE!"
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"English motherfucker, do you speak it?!"
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"Been a while since we had a genocide, eh?"
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this is like a conspiritard rat king. everyone associated with it is a loon. great find
 
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