Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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He has never been this Nurglesque before.
He's in his Randy era as he cycles through every TPB character. He's gutmaxxing, he's bloat-pilled, very cheeseburger foward.
Also, is cobes trying to make a Jaffar beard thing or what?
He can no longer grow a devil lock on his head, so he grows one on his chin.
Having a professional athlete hock cheeseburgers is so American that I'm willing to let it slide
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Wonder how these taste in a bowl of Jack Daniels.
 
Doesn't have Cobes' horrible spelling of any word above two syllables, comes unprompted with no long-winded 15-minute video where he gets hammered off some awful drink combo while talking about Walt, or any YouToob community post. This reeks of scam, and a scam of a man's funeral expenses no less.
EDIT: Huh. Maybe someone spellchecked the GFM for him?
 
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Doesn't have Cobes' horrible spelling of any letter above two syllables, comes unprompted with no long-winded 15-minute video where he gets hammered off some awful drink combo while talking about Walt, or any YouToob community post. This reeks of scam, and a scam of a man's funeral expenses no less.
"I've spent several thousand dollars... being patriotic..."
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Allegedly one of the troles in the Facebook group texted Josh asking why he didn't make a rip walt video yet and he had this to say. This was before he put up the gofundme.

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People are saying if you mention you're a fan he'll usually respond, lots of poop touchers are doing this.
 
Cobes needs to find out about ChatGPT.

“Hey, doodt type me up some real sad shit. Walt was a veteran and he didn’t need to be bothered by trolls … and … and how they need to leave Ellen alone. I don’t care she didn’t give me a chance, even though I’m a YouTube celerity.. ::belch:: Oh and that poor bitch Angie didn’t deserve this. Yeah, chapGT doodt, something like that…”
 
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Do you really think Josh is out here using, "whom"?
No, I was being rhetorical, but I'm surprised to learn that it is legit. With that being said, Cobra uses talk-to-text for typing 99.9% of the time. He uses porkney or buddy trolls to set things up like this, so it was probably someone on his behalf.
 
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