(not) NEW DSP SOUNDBOARD
ALT on TBS just showed this DSP Soundboard with over
5000 soundbytes. Whoever made this masterpiece, I kneel to you.
Album Artwork (yes, there's artwork):
Snippet of Truth
Patchwork of Bullshit
(From DSP-Soundboard-info.nfo)
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Clips .................: 5000
Core Albums ...........: Snippet of Truth, Patchwork of Bullshit
Bonus Albums ..........: 14
Genre .................: Comedy, Drama, Spoken-word
Published .............: December 2024
Runtime ...............: 9h 45 min
Total Size ............: 789.8 MB
Bitrate ...............: 128 kb/s
Source ................: Direct or Dark Dave's Mirror
Oldest surviving clip..: frog-time-baby
Timespan ..............: May 2004 to Dec 2024
Months with clip.......: 203
YouTube ...............: @dspmcmirror
Thanks ................: Egdon Bitervin, Dark Dave, mtcdood
Shoutouts .............: Alcatraz, davet231 & the mentally ill crew
Kozatof ...............: 4 mod
=== Description ===
5000 out-of-context voice clips from video game streamer DarksydePhil (Phil Burnell). Intended for entertainment, educational, and archival purposes. Split between two albums. The 'Snippet of Truth' contains 4K clips each under 10 seconds. The 'Patchwork of Bullshit' contains 1K longer clips above 10secs but within 60secs. Every clip has the original source date embedded into MP3 file metadata. You may sort by date, or use this data to help search for the source video for full context. 95% of the dates are accurate to within two days, with the remainder accurate to the month or year. All clips are original and were created using the free editor Audacity. yt-dlp and NewPipe, as well as exiftool and kid3 were also used. An effort was made to seek the highest source audio-quality where possible. The soundboard covers the full available timeline of DSP, the earliest clips from March 2006 right up to year-ending 2024. 203 months have at least one clip, in addition to every day of the year.
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Originally I made clips in June 2019 to submit to Dark Dave's Mirror restream, but carried on because of how easy and addictive it is. 3.1K clips were made (live) from 2019 to 2021. Then in Oct 2023 I deleted half of them and made 4K more (from the olden days). Roughly 1.5K total were deleted for being shit. Sprout of Doubt contains 500 rejected clips of questionable merit. Also included is a bonus album of classic unoriginal DSP clips ripped from several YT channels that were false-flagged. I threw those in to preserve the clips. Clipping DSP helps me cope through his outrageous behavior. Always question the authenticity of the context and don't take the hatred too much to heart. I own none of the source material, so you are free and encouraged to use the clips however you want without crediting me. Be sure to take breaks as the soundboard induces brainrot in extended doses.
(Abridged file tree/table of contents)
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├── Day-one-DLC
│ ├── artwork
│ │ ├── DSP-Soundboard-artwork.png
│ │ ├── snort-machine-artwork.png
│ ├── DSPClassics
│ ├── DSP-Soundboard-spreadsheet.csv
│ ├── DSP-Soundboard-tree.txt
│ ├── Flash-SWF
│ │ ├── soundboard-rockkickass7-2013-10-20.swf
│ │ ├── soundboard-yak99-2010-12-30.swf
│ │ └── soundboard-yak99-2011-08-24.swf
│ ├── M3U-playlists
│ │ ├── date-order.m3u
│ │ ├── duration-order.m3u
│ │ ├── mirror-meta.m3u
│ │ ├── Philharmonic.m3u
│ │ ├── snippet-hits.m3u
│ │ └── word-salad.m3u
│ └── Sprout-of-Doubt
├── DSP-Soundboard-tree.txt
├── Patchwork-of-Bullshit
└── Snippet-of-Truth
8 directories, 5779 files
Snippet of Truth, 4000 clips, 4h17m duration
Patchwork of Bullshit, 1000 clips, 5h28m duration
There's even flash soundboards in case you wanted to go back to 2005!
Links:
youtube (video) link
archive.org link
mediafire mirror
