DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
He desperately wants to be viewed as some OG trailblazer of the fgc who’s been there from the beginning grinding away in arcades like an Alex Valle.

When in reality he was never relevant and I use that term loosely until the mid 2000’s. Even then his biggest accomplishment was coming in 4th place in a bootleg version of a 10+ year old game.
Analogy time: I always likened those early fgc days like the first few years of the UFC where it was a couple legit fighters and a bunch of titty bar bouncers and strip mall karate senseis Phil thinks he was the Royce Gracie or Dan Severn of that period when in reality he was the sumo guy who got his face caved in or the black dude who wore a single boxing glove.
 
He didn't hit the double streak last night. His goals hit stands at nine. So will we be treated to another stream of we need to hit the goal before 3 PM to order food? Then if he doesn't make it by then, he will have to tell his mom wife to heat up the frozen food. Then again, maybe a 'hail mary' tip came in off stream.
 
Im legitimately high atm so stupid question but has anyone try visiting Phil in person before. Someone in his area must be aware of the legacy of dsp. I know that Phil talk about his gated community like it fort knox but it probably some lower middle class area. Also Phil isnt boogie so you either have to deal Mommy wife or phil shitting himself.

Again stupid question but just surprised that no one has try it before.
He keeps an axe by the door, so no detractor would dare mess with him dood.
 
Im legitimately high atm so stupid question but has anyone try visiting Phil in person before. Someone in his area must be aware of the legacy of dsp. I know that Phil talk about his gated community like it fort knox but it probably some lower middle class area. Also Phil isnt boogie so you either have to deal Mommy wife or phil shitting himself.

Again stupid question but just surprised that no one has try it before.
Phil has seriously said hes in the top 50 most persecuted people on Earth and views the trolls as ruining his life. However with how long hes been hated online, to such a large audiance and with how he makes people hate him so quickly he never really gets fucked with. Some trolls lost their job to fuck with his internet connection for a month and thats about it. Many other people get troll food deliveries, people coming to their door, hate letters/mail. He doesn't know how good he's got it. Someone coming to his door will shatter a part of his mind and he would cry about it on stream and use it to beg forever.
 
“I have expert opinions but nobody takes them seriously because I’m darksyde Phil”
I thought everyone loved Phil now.

wasn't his whole thing for the new system specifically NOT having the pressure of meeting a streak? it's basically the same thing now, having a fucking due date for the goals lmao. nigga can't do anything right.
Somehow it's worse now that he has to hit multiple goals the same day instead of just one per stream. Remember, he's learned from his mistakes, even though the vest streak begging looks humble compared to now.
In reality, we all knew this was going to be a streak anyway because Phil is too much of a faggot so he wanted a system where he has a streak but also said streak cannot end. Just remember all the stalling, mysterious +100 last minute tips, begging and excuses with the last streak and all the segments about how it was totally legit or how he wasn't counting certain days.
 
Phil has seriously said hes in the top 50 most persecuted people on Earth and views the trolls as ruining his life.
"I did nothing wrong. I did everything correct. Ok, alright, some would argue?" :stress:
Analogy time:
Phil Burnell believes he's CM Punk dropping pipebombs everywhere daily. He actually is Phil Brooks, in UFC, however.
 
The FGC rant was legendary. And all this because his ego, losing a lot past day2. And then he said he has no ego.
ALT was playing clips of him talking about LOOKING UP TECH VIDEOS which he is talking against now.
DSP read a few comments from under the guys video but he had to scroll down to hell to find them cause nobody liked those bullshit comments.
 
Analogy time: I always likened those early fgc days like the first few years of the UFC where it was a couple legit fighters and a bunch of titty bar bouncers and strip mall karate senseis Phil thinks he was the Royce Gracie or Dan Severn of that period when in reality he was the sumo guy who got his face caved in or the black dude who wore a single boxing glove.
DSP being compared to Art Jimmerson is not one I had on my bingo card today lol, strong work. I now want to see Phil fight prime Tank Abbott
 
Within the 10 minutes I could handle watching them (I don't understand how ANYONE watches any Phil stream for more than an hour) it was fun to listen to Phil explain wrestling stories while also trying to dance around the years he supposedly wasn't watching wrestling. "Oh yeah, I remember.....from seeing a headline because I WASNT WATCHING WRESTLING!"

Hilarious.

I see he also was making fun of gamblers losing bets on the Chiefs. The irony of him spending $2600 on his mobile game addiction the same week.
 
The best part of that rant was how he inadvertently admitted no-one would share knowledge with him.

One line I did hear on Alt's stream, not sure if it was him or he was reading chat, but it was along the lines of "Phil is a bully who is too much of a coward to bully people", which sums him up very well.
Phil always says he played at the mall. There was a big arcade about 20 minutes from him where all the actual competitive people played. They had tons of fighting game cabinets. Easily 100 people there on weekends for MvsC2 when it came out. It was intimidating for teenagers. There was trash talk, and insults, and fights. As far as I know, Phil never played there, and my guess as to why is that he is/was a pussy ass bitch. Him saying he dominated CT or the area is insane. He played at a fucking mall that no one went to for competitive fighting games.

Oh, and the crowd was probably 50% minorities. Guess that didn't help in his decision-making.
 
Maybe tax season is scaring him. He also just blew almost 3k on sweaty men JPGs. He goes into super ultra mega beg mode once he misses a goal.
This has been unprecedented begging.

I believe the vicious cycle of high tips > gin and jasper > hogan pulls fueled by blackout G&J > waking up to no money in his account has finally taken its toll.

He can’t control his spending and is also too lazy and impulsive to do anything about it. This year is going to have a cataclysmic event in his finances. Affirm and Amazon are gonna fuck his life up.
 
This has been unprecedented begging.

I believe the vicious cycle of high tips > gin and jasper > hogan pulls fueled by blackout G&J > waking up to no money in his account has finally taken its toll.

He can’t control his spending and is also too lazy and impulsive to do anything about it. This year is going to have a cataclysmic event in his finances. Affirm and Amazon are gonna fuck his life up.
I'm convinced he is already juggling credit lines and desperately applying for any new one he can find.
 
The best part of the good ol days was how the East coast community literally would say he wasn't one of them he was that much of a garbage person.
It's funny how he has no real stories about the Chinatown Arcade or anything from that era. I know he said he went there, and I don't doubt it, but I can't recall ever hearing anybody talk about him, his gameplay, or even really anything about somebody named Phil.

Phil also leaves out that the trash talk was about the game, while playing, etc. Phil's idea of trash talk was just calling people bitches and saying he'd beat their ass just out of pocket in talks online. At least at that time, if you talked shit online you'd have to back it up physically.

Also as an out of towner visiting there, Phil would have been shunned, probably more so than us, coming from suburban CT trying to be a tough guy.
 
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