DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
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You should kill yourself NOW!
We need the Karen filter on this.

Also, imagine being so retarded that you can't even look up the EULA yourself. But when chat sends your links to it, you react like this:



He has to be playing stupid on purpose in order to find an out in case he gets slapped for streaming it. "Where was it in the EULA? You still haven't told me!"
 
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He's about to get filtered by the water puzzle in onimusha. This shit is gonna be good

Edit: lmao he died to the floor puzzle. This section of you fail means you have to sit through unskippable dialogue. He's gonna be mad

Edit 2: bitching about save states, this man is a fool
 
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You know, I try to not be vicious, but lately, I want Phil to fail, I mean out on the fucking street begging, in the Seattle rain.

He carries a grudge against Atlus for their Persona stuff, and he wants to be a fucking clown and say people have no power over him if/when people were to report shit to Bandai Namco. Also, no one holds power over him, as he begs for money and food. Fucking kill yourself Phil.

Now the retard gets filtered, twice, by a simple floor puzzle because he's too stupid to realize the floor tiles drop based on whether you stand on an + or X. Finally on the third try, get filtered by the water puzzle, fucking low iq alcoholic nigger.

Edit: This faggot has never done a sliding puzzle before, look at him flail.
 
We need the Karen filter on this.

Also, imagine being so retarded that you can't even look up the EULA yourself. But when chat sends your links to it, you react like this:

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He has to be playing stupid on purpose in order to find an out in case he gets slapped for streaming it. "Where was it in the EULA? You still haven't told me!"
This is one of the few times I'll give him the benefit of the gout. I don't know why, but the FAQ is stupidly hard to find. I literally had to search "FAQ" inurl:eldenring.bn-ent.net on Google/DDG to make it show up.

Yeah it's still Phil, but even if he tried searching for it he wouldn't have found it. IMO at least.


Edit: That's the wrong URL, I ended up finding the right one after digging through the ToU from the announcements page.
You agree that you will not reveal or disclose any suggestions, feedback, or non-public data or information related to the Services (including, but not limited to, information about images, gameplay, or bugs in the Services) to any third parties without BNEI’s prior written consent.
Obviously nothing is going to happen, but that's a pretty broad scope.
 
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He's about to get filtered by the water puzzle in onimusha. This shit is gonna be good

Edit: lmao he died to the floor puzzle. This section of you fail means you have to sit through unskippable dialogue. He's gonna be mad

Edit 2: bitching about save states, this man is a fool

He got it first try. I don't
You know, I try to not be vicious, but lately, I want Phil to fail, I mean out on the fucking street begging, in the Seattle rain.

He carries a grudge against Atlus for their Persona stuff, and he wants to be a fucking clown and say people have no power over him if/when people were to report shit to Bandai Namco. Also, no one holds power over him, as he begs for money and food. Fucking kill yourself Phil.

Now the retard gets filtered, twice, by a simple floor puzzle because he's too stupid to realize the floor tiles drop based on whether you stand on an + or X. Finally on the third try, get filtered by the water puzzle, fucking low iq alcoholic nigger.

Edit: This faggot has never done a sliding puzzle before, look at him flail.

He looked at a guide, I'm certain of it
 
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You should kill yourself NOW!
Deflection at its finest. Unreal.

A man who quite literally was reduced to being Ashton's bitch boy in his own stream has the audacity to think he's more important than everyone else. It's shit like this that makes me wish he was swinging from a fucking rope. The narcissism and inflated ego displayed here is both expected and mind-boggling. It'll never cease to amaze me just how awful a human being he is...
 
We need the Karen filter on this.

Also, imagine being so retarded that you can't even look up the EULA yourself. But when chat sends your links to it, you react like this:

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He has to be playing stupid on purpose in order to find an out in case he gets slapped for streaming it. "Where was it in the EULA? You still haven't told me!"
Unintended bonus, the stroke mouth on the close ups is too hard to ignore if you're looking for it.
 
He's pissed he can't get his usual new FromSoft release whale out in support. He doesn't even want it on his PS5 if it doesn't make him money hahaha
What I find specially retarded is he used multiple emails to get that code and refuses to use it if he can't stream it.

I want him so much to offer that code against a large donation that would be the icing on the shit cake.
 
I skimmed through it all the texts came from a friend of hers named Amber not Mrs. Ed and on that topic how long before the balding polack forced her to stop communicating with Amber?
Knowing Phil, as soon as soulmaid moved in. Also, I loved how Amber called Phil the "Twitch guy". Not DSP, not by his name, just "The Twitch guy." He probably told soulmaid that there's "loads of trolls out there" and for her to disappear from the internet, all while bragging that she was "undoxxable". It took the detractors one hour to find EVERYTHING about Khat: her Twitter account, last known address in Michigan, her arrest record, the hair tricks video, her being under court order for psychiatric evaluation, and my personal favorite piece of Khat lore - finding out why she wasn't under her mom's custody, due to her mom wanting to kill her because she thought she was a demon.

Not sure where Amber is now, nor do I want to find out, as I'm sure she's living her best life and sure she probably hasn't heard from Khat since she officially moved out to Washington.

Hell, even that wacked out diaper wearing sister, Jenna hasn't heard from Khat. All I know about Jenna is that she's still fucking Tyrone's and shitting her pants trying to become a LOLCOW in L.A., while telling the world that she "wants to get in contact with her sister."

I still wanna know what Phil thinks about his sister in law. He never really came out and gave his thoughts about her, just that she "threated to kill me." I mean, she did *shrug*. It's all hallowed threats, however. Knowing Phil, he has that hatchet at the ready for Jenna to try to break in and rescue Phil's prized Clydesdale.
 
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