Nebula / Standard Broadcast LLC - A Creator-Owned Streaming Service

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now the United States state department usually likes its propagandists to be consistent when it comes to pushing America's strategic interests being anti-israel is not one of them

It depends.

Nebula is fiercely anti-Saudi Arabia (I still can't believe Lindsay Ellis openly called for Crown Prince MbS to die in a plane crash), & obviously anti-Israel - while on the flip side, being pro-Iran & pro-Qatar. There's definitely a subsection of swamp libshits (Obama actually being one of them) who prefer normalization with Iran over diplomacy between Saudi Arabia & Israel. But they're few and far between nowadays, even among Democrats. TLDR, Breadtube politics appears to be permanently stuck in 2010.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Nebula is fiercely anti-Saudi Arabia (I still can't believe Lindsay Ellis openly called for Crown Prince MbS to die in a plane crash), & obviously anti-Israel - while on the flip side, being pro-Iran & pro-Qatar. There's definitely a subsection of swamp libshits (Obama actually being one of them) who prefer normalization with Iran over diplomacy between Saudi Arabia & Israel. But they're few and far between nowadays, even among Democrats. TLDR, Breadtube politics appears to be permanently stuck in 2010.

never tell the neo-nazis that or else they're going to suddenly have to have a complex idea about how power works not scream the Jews rape them in the anus.

the Chicago Inn in Chief president Niger staying hates Jews and is 100% anti-israel he is a black supremacist mixed-race Mongoloid who is confused about who he is because his mother is a dirty Jew and his father was a dirty Niger who loved having sex with a dirty Jew he pushed anti-white policies because like all half and half he always sides with his negroid genetics.
I've actually experienced this in real life I've had this woman who was a friend's wife and she was a half bleed and she was extremely insecure and racist towards white people.


if there was an actual discipline of Sociology that wasn't filled with left-wing Psychopaths maybe you could study this .
what I would coin this type of behavior is mongoloid syndrome

 

[lurkr]

Maybe Nebula does have weird glowie-connections/origins

No celebrity or website on the Internet is organic if it's pushing the million subs count. It's either a manually approved channel allowed to be recommended because (((someone))) checked that it aligns with the agenda that they are pushing at the moment, or it's a manufactured/actively astroturfed public figure. Google was glowie sponsored very early and Netflix was founded by Marc Randolph who is a descendant of Freud, a pseudo scientist pushing for psyops. Just my view of the world after seeing shit getting censored constantly, content taken down for the most retarded reasons ever and it can't be explained for any reason other than ((((someone))) just didn't "like" the content.

This industry is full of glow niggers. Mandatory clip to remember everytime you see something on a screen:

Nebula being allowed to be shilled on Youtube is a reason enough to be sceptic about it.

 

[Temperance]

In today's Nebula news, the Nebula creator Lily Alexandre published an "educational" video on the DIY Hormone therapy scene:

DIY Hormone Therapy is so fucking insane there's really not much I can say about the video other than this series of emojis:

Here's the video: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=o2Ggwe2j0Gc
Reddit troons discussing it: https://old.reddit.com/r/TransDIY/comments/1idi9vl/a_big_trans_youtuber_did_a_video_on_diy_hrt/ [Archive]
https://old.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/1i8tunf/diy_hrt_everything_i_can_legally_tell_you_not/ [Archive]
LOL:

(Panacea Pharma is indeed a notable DIY HRT supplier, btw.)



Overall, I thought the video was pretty boring and very unlikely to get Nebula in any trouble. It's also weirdly shallow / surface-level despite the long runtime (58 min). But maybe I'm just too accustomed to reading wild DIY HRT stuff in the depths of Reddit (see: this entire KF thread). ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Here's a fun clip. Lily Alexandre of Nebula supports minors going on DIY HRT... and even DIY puberty blockers, if that's what the minor wants!

Excerpt:

Here's what I think... If someone's already been forced out of the health system and denied care, they don't need to compromise with that shitty system anymore. They should make the choice that's best for them. And if that is puberty blockers... [shrug] Eh, well... the option's there!

Side-note: It's definitely rare, but I've seen mentions of DIY puberty blockers before. I have zero doubt that there are insane parents who order Lupron or other GnRH analogues from shady Chinese/Indian online pharmacies to give to their very young "trans" children without doctor approval/supervision.

Here's another fun clip. DIY HRT is incredible! To deny it would be to deny everything!

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At the end of the video, Choob (Abigail Thorn) gets a brief shout-out, alongside some other Nebula creators, for providing advice/feedback.

 

[Eventide]

I am very interested to see if the gutting of USAID funding has a domino effect on Nebula and its stable of creators. Either directly through the funding of projects, as a secondary reaction to media funding via shady backchannels or even as a tertiary action of a dropoff in Patreonbux from their paypigs. It's entirely possible there will be a left-wing media revival in reaction to the Trump streamroller, as happened last time, but it doesn't feel like it.

If the Breadtube lot is actually financed by the (American) feds, it's probably via some untraceable glowie method like a briefcase filled with stacked hundies passed to them in a busy airport.

Personally, I think there's waaaay too many signs pointing to modern Breadtube being foreign financed, specifically the countries of Qatar, Russia

Note: this doesn't rule out Breadtube & it's creators from being feds (perhaps Nebula could be a glowie honeypot for foreign Psy Ops?)

Overall, I thought the video was pretty boring and very unlikely to get Nebula in any trouble. It's also weirdly shallow / surface-level despite the long runtime (58 min)

...that describes literally all Breadtube content - especially the educational video essays. I.e. an hour long powerpoint presentation filled to the brim with expensive stock footage, that somehow conveys the exact same amount of information as the educational crossword puzzle on the back of a Captain Crunch cereal box.

 

[Ninon42]

As Hollywood crashes and burns, Nebula posted an obvious PR piece/ad on Tubefilter fishing for anyone with the barest hint of legacy prestige to come and upload content to their streaming site. Actually used that awful Identiteaz original they did as a selling point, which means that is probably the best-viewed of their film-length originals. A snippet:

Nebula Founder with a capital F lol. The guy under whose name this ad was published is Sam Gutelle, an editor at Tubefilter from Ohio who enjoys vegan cooking and looks exactly like you'd expect.

Yeah. Pic from his Xitter account that hasn't been updated since 2022, and the last posts were about his flailing Substack. Stereotypes exist for a reason.

 

[Eventide]

As Hollywood crashes and burns, Nebula posted an obvious PR piece/ad on Tubefilter fishing for anyone with the barest hint of legacy prestige to come and upload content to their streaming site. Actually used that awful Identiteaz original they did as a selling point, which means that is probably the best-viewed of their film-length originals.

There's a very interesting (& probably AI generated) quote from the article:

Wiskus thinks Nebula can be “a prestige home for existing projects.” To make that belief a reality, he is approaching indie filmmakers with perks like Getty and Reuters archive access

...my basic library card offers free Getty and Reuters archive access (Along with Lexus Nexus, and a bunch of other neat research databases). It says a lot about Nebula, that their CEO thinks this is some groundbreaking perk worthy of being bragged about. Like, do creators on the educational streaming platform not own a library card/visit the library/know how to do proper academic research? (..considering how monumentally incorrect & error-filled Nebula video essays often are, I'd wager they probably don't?)

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

If the Breadtube lot is actually financed by the (American) feds, it's probably via some untraceable glowie method like a briefcase filled with stacked hundies passed to them in a busy airport.

The people were willing to stab the nation in the back usually are doing it to multiple nations simultaneously I think there was a famous case during the Cold War there was a guy working for both US intelligence Soviet intelligence Chinese intelligence and Indian intelligence.
also people have not met the modern FBI agent a friend of mine nearly got prosecuted for some **** reason and he thought he would be confronted by some well dressed Mormon looking dude no it was a fat Mexican and ugly black chick.
The cia and fbi have fallen for their own psyops so now they're infested with idiots who don't know how to run proper psychological warfare.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

...my basic library card offers free Getty and Reuters archive access (Along with Lexus Nexus, and a bunch of other neat research databases). It says a lot about Nebula, that their CEO thinks this is some groundbreaking perk worthy of being bragged about. Like, do creators on the educational streaming platform not own a library card/visit the library/know how to do proper academic research? (..considering how monumentally incorrect & error-filled Nebula video essays often are, I'd wager they probably don't?)

I wager most people in Nebula don't know this and are hoping to find other suckers that can fall for this fake prestige.

Indie filmmakers already have several platforms to upload their work to that are more transparent than doing it in FedTube.

 

[Eventide]

I honestly cannot tell if this Bluesky post is intentionally being sarcastic/like "hint hint, nudge nudge". I mean, there's 3 or 4 black creators on Nebula, 2 or 3 Arabs, and a whole bunch of rich white libsh!ts who look like they'd cross the street if they see anyone approach with skintone darker than a brown paper bag. Not to mention, Wiskus was very vocally opposed to having Nebula viewers recommend popular streamers they like who could join Nebula, which could have been a way to diversify the platform.

Also, lol at Lindsay's soyfaced Iranian supremacist friend being mad about "Gaza Genocide" (not a genocide, and the war in Gaza is the direct result of his beloved Iran funding terrorist groups across the mid-east such as Hamas) enough to bring it up in a post about Google calendar deleting holidays. Mind you, many of the holidays removed were Jewish, so you think they'd be happy about that (since they hate Jews and all).

 

[Ninon42]

Also, lol at Lindsay's soyfaced Iranian supremacist friend being mad about "Gaza Genocide" (not a genocide, and the war in Gaza is the direct result of his beloved Iran funding terrorist groups across the mid-east such as Hamas) enough to bring it up in a post about Google calendar deleting holidays. Mind you, many of the holidays removed were Jewish, so you think they'd be happy about that (since they hate Jews and all).

Funny because most diasporan Persians hate the current Iranian regime with the heat of a thousand suns. It's only the soyborn who think the Islamic Republic is a good thing, actually, and ignore their funding of various terror groups in the Middle East. Kaveh is a weak, balding man who draws cartoons poorly for a living and failed at hosting a podcast centered around his ignorance of musicals. His only hint of relevance is that Lindsay so clearly wanted to ride his dick.

 

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Funny because most diasporan Persians hate the current Iranian regime with the heat of a thousand suns. It's only the soyborn who think the Islamic Republic is a good thing, actually, and ignore their funding of various terror groups in the Middle East. Kaveh is a weak, balding man who draws cartoons poorly for a living and failed at hosting a podcast centered around his ignorance of musicals.

Yeah, but most diasporan Persians aren't being paid by Qatar (a country that is very pro-Iran) to spew Qatari propaganda across the internet (Kaveh has a Nebula show - 1,000 Open Tabs).

*tosses a few more casino chips onto the "Nebula is funded by Qatar" betting pile*

His only hint of relevance is that Lindsay so clearly wanted to ride his dick.

...you know, Lindsay's terminal case of "not-like-other-girls"-itis, paired with her apparent attraction only to hideous soymen (I mean, one of her exes is so ugly, he has to wear a paperbag mask over his face to run a Youtube channel!), is starting to set off my gaydar

 

[Ninon42]

Yeah, but most diasporan Persians aren't being paid by Qatar (a country that is very pro-Iran) to spew Qatari propaganda across the internet (Kaveh has a Nebula show - 1,000 Open Tabs).

*tosses a few more casino chips onto the "Nebula is funded by Qatar" betting pile*



...you know, Lindsay's terminal case of "not-like-other-girls"-itis, paired with her apparent attraction only to hideous soymen (I mean, one of her exes is so ugly, he has to wear a paperbag mask over his face to run a Youtube channel!), is starting to set off my gaydar

She's proudly bi, she announced that in 2015 in the same blog that she said she and Todd broke up. It only comes up when she needs queer points amongst the professionally oppressed. Lindsay has also talked about her love of lithe brown men in an even earlier blog (whom she can call sand-nigger affectionately, not even joking). Lindsay was in early with Nebula, and it's Kaveh's connection to her that got him on Nebula as a content creator, if you can really call it that.

 

[Disco Snake]

Personally, I think there's waaaay too many signs pointing to modern Breadtube being foreign financed, specifically the countries of Qatar, Russia

My money was on them receiving grants from USAID. I keep an eye on DOGE news just in case anything Breadtube related pops up.

 

[Eventide]

My money was on them receiving grants from USAID. I keep an eye on DOGE news just in case anything Breadtube related pops up.

If that were the case, Elon would have made a spectacle of defunding them; especially since Elon is petty af & Breadtubers frequently talk smack about him in their video essays.

However; I do hope the Trump administration's FBI gives Breadtube a good & thorough once-over. I think there's a lot of shady foreign funding shenanigans going on/unregistered foreign agents within Breadtube. They need to get Tim Pool'ed.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

My money was on them receiving grants from USAID.

I want to live on this timeline.

 

[Eventide]

I want to live on this timeline.

But in my "Breadtubers work for Qatar" hypothetical timeline, they possibly end up in prison. *well, not literal prison, but definitely arrested/fined/monetary assets seized by feds.

...sorry to 'sperg, I just really really want see a "Breadtubers gets arrested for crimes against the state" arc. Because it'd be funny.

 

[The_Bladder_Splatter]

I just really really want see a "Breadtubers gets arrested for crimes against the state" arc. Because it'd be funny.

They are commies , of course they hate their home nation and would rather let it burn, i just want to see how much Wiskus can go before Nebula's eventual blow up and the subsequent handwashing of it's contributors saying that it was never good to begin with & they where better earning from patreon

 

[Return of the Freaker]

This industry is full of glow niggers. Mandatory clip to remember everytime you see something on a screen:
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I've seen this clip before but I've never found any context

 

[Eventide]

I just want to see how much Wiskus can go before Nebula's eventual blow up and the subsequent handwashing of it's contributors saying that it was never good to begin with & they where better earning from patreon

I mean, isn't that already the case?

Most Nebula founding members/original creators (idk what to call them - the Breadtubers who joined Nebula first?) never discontinued their Patreon when they joined Nebula (despite said platform being created so creators can make a living wage & no longer have to grift from fans to get by).

List of creators (that I know of) with active Patreons while still on Nebula:

Lindsay Ellis
Mr. Bag-on-his-head Todd in the Shadow
Second Thought (still has one even after he left the platform to create his own commie-Nebula)
Hbomberguy (I guess that's how he pays for his drugs)
That other annoying British dude with a bad hairline
That annoying bike autist

...there's more but I don't care enough to list them.

Wendover, of all folks, seems to be the only Nebula-er who doesn't have an active Patreon. But I think he comes from money so I guess that makes sense.