DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Culex]

This 43 year old man thinks fish isn’t meat. Really? You graduated college? You “R” word mother fucker

Dood it’s the Catholic church’s fault!

 

[Kheapathic]

Slight PL but as someone who also grew up on the east coast and frequented a lot of the same arcades and east court tournaments Phil mentions. Hearing him call himself a “former pro fighting game player” always irked me.

What gets me, is even if he was as hot shit as he likes to pretend he is; all his professional experience is out of date. Whenever he gets on his high horse and claims he knows how fighting games / Street Fighter is supposed to be, he always goes back to Super Turbo, a game that came out in 1994. Grandpa is stuck in WW2 with his M1 Garand and 1911 chambered in 45ACP, God's Caliber. No one will ever say those were bad guns, or that Super Turbo was a bad game, and there's nothing wrong with enjoying them in #CurrentYear. But just like it's been 100+ years since the 1911, it's been 30+ years since Super Turbo, and plenty of shit has changed; and some people are literally stuck in the past and fail to even acknowledge that shit has changed. WW2 and Vietnam guys ain't gonna touch Glock, because it's plastic and 9mm is weak; Phil isn't gonna like anything older than Super Turbo, because it's his equivalent to "Two World Wars!" (and the Japs beat him)

 

[BlastMonk]

Phil is transitioning to a findom feeder channel. Where you are abused and berated to doante to watch a fat man wolf down food in a bizzare psychosexual manner. Phil ate three fast burgers like they were nothing. I shouldn't be shocked after hearing him admit he heats up frozen pizzas for a midnight snack but its crazy to see. Also bitching about the price to have food delivered, like yeah Phil its pricey just go get it yourself its not hard. I predcit we will see him demand a certain level of support beffore had takes the first bite sometime this year.
Phil is a skinnyfat deathfat.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Wtf lol. Anybody got the clip?

It’s at 30:56

 

[FarageSmile 2.0]

This is spot on lmao.

Slight PL but as someone who also grew up on the east coast and frequented a lot of the same arcades and east court tournaments Phil mentions. Hearing him call himself a “former pro fighting game player” always irked me.

This analogy sums that up perfectly. At the time of Phil’s peak in the fgc there was really only a handful of people you could truly consider “pros” and Phil was definitely not one of them. Putting yourself into debt flying around the country to enter tournaments doesn’t make you a pro.

He’s never been sponsored every tournament he’s ever been to was paid for out of his own pocket. Outside of maybe some CT locals I doubt he ever even made a profit off of anything fgc related during that time.

And further to the point, when the video surfaced of him playing money matches in that arcade, he was the arcade's ATM. He was, is, and always will be the example of someone who can't back up anything he says. Every supposed W hides a L. That will be his legacy. Not the channel. Not the begging. The bitch.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

If his wife was really starving or dead, then he's committed a felon and it's real this is essentially good riddance.

I hope he's just lying or exaggerating things here.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Phil as usual kills something til it is dead. His DSP tries it used to be his "enjoyable" content but it's just awful now. It feels like he has been watching Foodie Beauty because he eats very similarly to her and we know Phil steals gimmicks.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Phil as usual kills something til it is dead. His DSP tries it used to be his "enjoyable" content but it's just awful now. It feels like he has been watching Foodie Beauty because he eats very similarly to her and we know Phil steals gimmicks.

It also makes no sense. It’s shit everyone tried before. For example, he tried a Big Mac. Who haven had a Big Mac? People payed a man 2k to eat something and his “opinion” on something everyone knows. Also, his opinions is bitching and saying either “yummy!” Or “ewwwww”. He talks like a toddler with brain damage

 

[Iron Father]

Eating like a "retarded fish" is definitely a new one.

 

[DerelictOnion]

Phil is transitioning to a findom feeder channel. Where you are abused and berated to doante to watch a fat man wolf down food in a bizzare psychosexual manner. Phil ate three fast burgers like they were nothing. I shouldn't be shocked after hearing him admit he heats up frozen pizzas for a midnight snack but its crazy to see. Also bitching about the price to have food delivered, like yeah Phil its pricey just go get it yourself its not hard. I predcit we will see him demand a certain level of support beffore had takes the first bite sometime this year.
Phil is a skinnyfat deathfat.

The best part? He is not even doing it intentionally, eating food is literally the only thing he can offer as a reward. He is either too lazy, too haughty or simply too inept to think of/create anything else.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

If his wife was really starving or dead, then he's committed a felon and it's real this is essentially good riddance.

I hope he's just lying or exaggerating things here.

Brother, if Kat was actually starving, she would have already eaten 80-90% of Phil's setup on top of the food in the house

 

[Iron Father]

...his wife was really starving...

She's fine.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

This 43 year old man thinks fish isn’t meat. Really? You graduated college? You “R” word mother fucker

Phail misinterpreting what he was taught by the hot nuns at Catholic school once again, what a shocker. Fish is considered meat, it's just not considered "flesh-meat" by Catholics because fish and seafood meat doesn't look close to man's flesh like land animal meat does, so fish and seafood is allowed to be eaten on during lent when you're supposed to be fasting by abstaining from flesh-meat.

 

[Mastr Blstr]

What gets me, is even if he was as hot shit as he likes to pretend he is; all his professional experience is out of date. Whenever he gets on his high horse and claims he knows how fighting games / Street Fighter is supposed to be, he always goes back to Super Turbo, a game that came out in 1994. Grandpa is stuck in WW2 with his M1 Garand and 1911 chambered in 45ACP, God's Caliber. No one will ever say those were bad guns, or that Super Turbo was a bad game, and there's nothing wrong with enjoying them in #CurrentYear. But just like it's been 100+ years since the 1911, it's been 30+ years since Super Turbo, and plenty of shit has changed; and some people are literally stuck in the past and fail to even acknowledge that shit has changed. WW2 and Vietnam guys ain't gonna touch Glock, because it's plastic and 9mm is weak; Phil isn't gonna like anything older than Super Turbo, because it's his equivalent to "Two World Wars!" (and the Japs beat him)

I've said this before but Phil acts like someone's 60 year old single aunt who hasn't had a date in 35 years but she's giving you relationship advice.

 

[Balr0g]

This ginbrained, mouthdrooling fat fuck can't do anything right. Just look at those video uploads

I've said this before but Phil acts like someone's 60 year old single aunt who hasn't had a date in 35 years but she's giving you relationship advice.

Who said anything about acting? He IS 60 years old

 

[dent_whisperer]

Sir, we call those urban style people here. Don't be toxic.

Nigger

 

[Lazycunt]

Since we are bringing up food, does anyone remember when he was talking about getting a snack pack of random Japanese snacks and eating it wouldn't make sense because they aren't related.
I almost put my head through the screen.
Like so many people already have eaten random assortment of snacks from what ever forgein country on youtube for years now.

It's so god damn amazing how much of a retard he is.
These rants are so embarrassing, his levels of self reflection and and shame are in the negative
I'm actually surprised Phil isn't a flat earther

 

[#lurker]

I try to not be vicious, but lately, I want Phil to fail

When will you guys learn. After the atomic bombs are dropped and nothing is left on planet earth (not even the cockroaches), Phil will still be sitting there streaming away to an audience of 0. The sooner you accept this the sooner you will find peace.

 

[Brother Wind]

Realistically at this point most people in the FGC probably don't know or think about him sort of like everybody else

I can confirm from a very fringe part of the FGC. DSP is a perpetual punchline. Most don't like to think of him. But those people will still take a crack at him, zero qualms.

it's impressively one of the most fucking dented things i've ever seen from him, which is pretty fucking staggering

when people find and share strategies and guides for new fighting games, it's because they are passionate about the game and want to help other players get better at the game quicker too, so they get more invested, and everyone has more fun and more competition at a higher level because people learn the game better and learning the game is more accessible

apparently what they do is "expose the meta" for money and fighting games are "disposable" because people make videos and people don't take years to "discover shit anymore"

this is just so fucking beyond retarded, i really can't believe it, he doesn't even know how the only thing he's ever been good at actually works, look at any number of other competitive games, a major example i can think of would be counter strike, there was and still is so many videos about different strategies, mechanics, tricks, etcetc that you can learn and implement in your gameplay and practice over time, how many people are playing counter strike? about a million players daily, so why are they all still playing if "there's nothing left to learn and the meta was exposed"? it's almost like dipshit phil is wrong

i just legitimately can't believe this stupid faggot had a rant like this today, i'm so tired of this cockroach speaking from an area of authority when he knows nothing about anything at all, hope he gets hit by a fucking truck on his next trip to the liquor store

It is deeply fucking stupid, because odds are his real leg up is that he bought guides. He didn't have many people showing him shit.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Since we are bringing up food, does anyone remember when he was talking about getting a snack pack of random Japanese snacks and eating it wouldn't make sense because they aren't related.

thats just pure autism