The eggs thing is especially enraging.
I keep hearing about egg prices, limits on egg purchases, and empty egg shelves but when practically the exact same thing happened a few years ago it was never talked about by the media.
If the Dems and MSM had any credibility at this point they would have destroyed it all in the first couple of weeks of Trump's second term.
You will never be a real homesteader. You have no land, you have no chickens, you have no eggs. You are a wistless urbanite twisted by industrial society and modernity into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish dependence on supply chains behind closed doors.
Farmers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed them to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trendies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a pastoralist. Your lack of famers' tan is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy to work your land with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, deficient soil.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your lack of acreage, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a renter is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably city-slick.
This is your fate. This is what you Chucked. There is no Sneeding back.