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Well, we know they have cleaners, because Becky’s talked about how they’re such great friends because they consider this spoilt Albanian to be basically a sister. Does anyone cook in that house? Becky certainly doesn’t.
Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS
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Stinkyboy
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So Hunnhuh is already "a mistake".
Stay classy, Becky.
Stay classy, Becky.
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These two threads back to back are prime examples of why it's just so fun to laugh at terminally online "leftists"--there's no consistent ideology whatsoever. One minute she's praising the policies of the anti-abortion, transphobic Pope, then the next, wailing that her daughter, who will only be five years old at the terminus of Trump's presidency, is forever doomed even though she lives in a state that would literally fucking never outlaw abortion and will fight tooth and nail for tranny bullshit until the ship has completely sunk. It would be hilarious if some good-faith legal immigrant showed up and was genuinely curious as to her logic behind why deporting illegal immigrants is bad. Is it okay to deport a Honduran national who murders and rapes women? Uh oh too late, Becky's already moved on to another cause du jour and will never bother to actually explain why the Bad Thing she Abhors is So Bad.
That would genuinely be one of the scant few indications that Becky actually does have autism or ADHD instead of merely being a lazy bum.
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For once, I agree with a Becky cause de jour! Only because searching "Yonah Bex Gerber" on DDG pops up her Kiwi Farms thread within the top 6 results whereas on Google you have to go to the second page to find it.
Definitely a better search engine for that alone.
He was so assmad about Gulf of America he had to remove the location pin on his DDG map
Over on Reddit Becky's been a busy lil victim, making shit up wherever it suits her. Did you all know she's lived AND worked in several countries? I'm guessing she means her lil college jaunt around Europe, but she's so disingenuous it's hilarious.
Her grandfather nearly died in Dachau, now. Good to know.
She's also the victim of. . . Violent Christian pamphlets? Like, just get a "no soliciting" sign to slap on your door, bitch. It's not hard.
Definitely a better search engine for that alone.
He was so assmad about Gulf of America he had to remove the location pin on his DDG map
Over on Reddit Becky's been a busy lil victim, making shit up wherever it suits her. Did you all know she's lived AND worked in several countries? I'm guessing she means her lil college jaunt around Europe, but she's so disingenuous it's hilarious.
Her grandfather nearly died in Dachau, now. Good to know.
She's also the victim of. . . Violent Christian pamphlets? Like, just get a "no soliciting" sign to slap on your door, bitch. It's not hard.
isn't at least a little about his screeching Ex Fake-Wife who has been saying "I don't know how to keep going, it's the end of the world" so much, I stopped bringing those posts over here
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Ooh that Daniel repost. “Hey babe the new vidya comes out soon, I’m pumped.” “Wooooow. I’m literally being rapemurdered by harmful thoughts and violent disapproval from strangers on bluesky, whose approval I value more than yours and hahnuh’s combined. Think of someone besides yourself for once?”For once, I agree with a Becky cause de jour! Only because searching "Yonah Bex Gerber" on DDG pops up her Kiwi Farms thread within the top 6 results whereas on Google you have to go to the second page to find it.
Definitely a better search engine for that alone.
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He was so assmad about Gulf of America he had to remove the location pin on his DDG map
Over on Reddit Becky's been a busy lil victim, making shit up wherever it suits her. Did you all know she's lived AND worked in several countries? I'm guessing she means her lil college jaunt around Europe, but she's so disingenuous it's hilarious.
Her grandfather nearly died in Dachau, now. Good to know.
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She's also the victim of. . . Violent Christian pamphlets? Like, just get a "no soliciting" sign to slap on your door, bitch. It's not hard.
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isn't at least a little about his screeching Ex Fake-Wife who has been saying "I don't know how to keep going, it's the end of the world" so much, I stopped bringing those posts over here
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Autistic Nonetheless
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I presume he fell off a guard tower.
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No, he's a green card holder, though iirc.
Later addition: pretty sure you can hear Papi on the most recent Hah-nuh video on Becky's Bluesky. I have no idea how to grab it, but it's a vid of Hah-nuh playing with a stuffed elephant on the floor with one of the dogs and you hear him ask "Es un elefante, Hah-nuh?" Or something like that. Def a deeper, male voice and afaik Danny and Jack don't speak Spanish to her. Becky's prob hiding that she's reconciled with her Papi because she needs money/coddling.
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The very first fact Becky wants you to know about her is that she was once a "child model." For like, her entire childhood, guys! Has she mentioned she's very pretty? She's already gotten 10 likes in the first 3 minutes, but even 10 minutes later there are no other facts yet. Just Becky the child model. She really wants someone to know that.
20 minutes later, she tells everyone she also really loves drugs.
We finally have more facts. Here's everything you ever wanted to know about what Basic Becky wants you to know about her.
Bonus: Becky now says her biomom sold her baby for drug money. Amazing. And watching a musical turned her, a heterosexual woman, "gay."
Also, if you read between the lines on #13 Becky is spitting hard r's all over the place.
Here's another fun fact about Becky that's just as true as her "child modeling" career: she has lived and worked in "numerous countries."
Becky has never worked or had a work permit outside the US. I believe she maybe briefly did a study abroad program in college and also had a couple weeks abroad in her master's program. But she'd love to tell everyone how cultured she is.
All this adds up to: she's desperately insecure about whoever Daniel's new girlfriend is. Going to guess whoever it is, is thin and pretty (at least comparatively) and has traveled a lot more than Becky for these to be the places her insecure mind goes. Alternative: the new girlfriend is a homely chubby Midwestern thing that hasn't been outside the US in her life but has a kind personality and is nice to Daniel, therefore Becky has to put on her best Jolene act.
20 minutes later, she tells everyone she also really loves drugs.
We finally have more facts. Here's everything you ever wanted to know about what Basic Becky wants you to know about her.
Bonus: Becky now says her biomom sold her baby for drug money. Amazing. And watching a musical turned her, a heterosexual woman, "gay."
Also, if you read between the lines on #13 Becky is spitting hard r's all over the place.
Here's another fun fact about Becky that's just as true as her "child modeling" career: she has lived and worked in "numerous countries."
Becky has never worked or had a work permit outside the US. I believe she maybe briefly did a study abroad program in college and also had a couple weeks abroad in her master's program. But she'd love to tell everyone how cultured she is.
All this adds up to: she's desperately insecure about whoever Daniel's new girlfriend is. Going to guess whoever it is, is thin and pretty (at least comparatively) and has traveled a lot more than Becky for these to be the places her insecure mind goes. Alternative: the new girlfriend is a homely chubby Midwestern thing that hasn't been outside the US in her life but has a kind personality and is nice to Daniel, therefore Becky has to put on her best Jolene act.
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My vote is for a nice(r) lady who might have lived a relatively sheltered life and probably isn’t much to look at, while sharing some overlap in nerd hobbies based on Becky’s retconned backstory involving celebrities and globe-trotting and weight loss bra size bragging.
Becky is basically screaming, “I’m so much more interesting and unique and SKINNY than that simple hag you left me for!”
Becky, Daniel, and Jackson are ALL a bunch of Kansas City Faggots and I would not have sex with them.
Lol I hope Daniel has some phone vids of Becky quoting Blazing Saddles while high and just SCREECHING the nigger word held in reserve to shamelessly edit out of context when she inevitably accuses him of raping her (again).
Becky is basically screaming, “I’m so much more interesting and unique and SKINNY than that simple hag you left me for!”
Becky, Daniel, and Jackson are ALL a bunch of Kansas City Faggots and I would not have sex with them.
Lol I hope Daniel has some phone vids of Becky quoting Blazing Saddles while high and just SCREECHING the nigger word held in reserve to shamelessly edit out of context when she inevitably accuses him of raping her (again).
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I think we have photographic evidence against that- and not in a good way.
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Whether she is big for her age or not ... at the doctor's office today, I saw this and thought of Becky.
Never 4get block-headed baby.
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The Kraut finding a quirky but not full Cluster B girl in his league would be the best opportunity for him. Oldfags might remember old Jake Rapp, the face of 
and a guy tethered to his own Cluster B nightmare so thoroughly he took her last name when they married. He was all in on being Cuck King, having a tumblr blog and even making an account here to try and defend it.
Then he met Fran, a quirky girl who made him realize he could do better than being shackled to a Dorito-farting e-whore who would wrap a belt around her neck and slam her head into the nearest wall when she wasn't getting her way. He realized he could stop humiliating himself online trying to become some kind of cuck coach and instead become a new brand of weird where he did a developer boot camp and decided to try out van life with Fran. Once he also figured out he didn't need to publish every thought about it all online, he ostensibly rode off into the sunset into a new weird life era that doesn't get documented here.
(There's also the tale of how said Cluster B e-whore ended up deleting everything and vanishing to her own obscurity even still shackled to search results, but we know at this point reeBecky is too addicted to stay away from attention whoring to receive that ending or she'd have stayed gone after one of her classic social media flounces a long, long time ago.)
So yeah, for the sake of this narrative actually getting a twist rather than the general holding pattern it's had for the past decade we can hope he's found a girl just weird enough to capture his interest and make him realize he doesn't have to live this way. Unfortunately, he has the complication of Hannah now to make it difficult to detach, but if he takes it a day at a time there's a path away from his psycho goblin BPD baby momma.
Or he can be weak yet again and fuck it all up. This isn't the first time he's snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. At least at this point Becky's actually marginalized enough that anything she makes up can be easily dismissed. Nobody in the circles he works in listens to her like they might've back during Rape Accusations 1.0.
and a guy tethered to his own Cluster B nightmare so thoroughly he took her last name when they married. He was all in on being Cuck King, having a tumblr blog and even making an account here to try and defend it.Then he met Fran, a quirky girl who made him realize he could do better than being shackled to a Dorito-farting e-whore who would wrap a belt around her neck and slam her head into the nearest wall when she wasn't getting her way. He realized he could stop humiliating himself online trying to become some kind of cuck coach and instead become a new brand of weird where he did a developer boot camp and decided to try out van life with Fran. Once he also figured out he didn't need to publish every thought about it all online, he ostensibly rode off into the sunset into a new weird life era that doesn't get documented here.
(There's also the tale of how said Cluster B e-whore ended up deleting everything and vanishing to her own obscurity even still shackled to search results, but we know at this point reeBecky is too addicted to stay away from attention whoring to receive that ending or she'd have stayed gone after one of her classic social media flounces a long, long time ago.)
So yeah, for the sake of this narrative actually getting a twist rather than the general holding pattern it's had for the past decade we can hope he's found a girl just weird enough to capture his interest and make him realize he doesn't have to live this way. Unfortunately, he has the complication of Hannah now to make it difficult to detach, but if he takes it a day at a time there's a path away from his psycho goblin BPD baby momma.
Or he can be weak yet again and fuck it all up. This isn't the first time he's snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. At least at this point Becky's actually marginalized enough that anything she makes up can be easily dismissed. Nobody in the circles he works in listens to her like they might've back during Rape Accusations 1.0.
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So the unmarried cuck managed to escape himself...
Gotta deduct some points for not taking Hannah with him and putting her in a helmet pronto.
Suppose this time it will mean she will stand to lose the only source of actual income in the household.
Easier when the other cuck had a coffee fetching job at disney.
Alternatively, is Daniel just playing his cards so well she just keeps in the plausible denial that he's going to stay and not take his ball somewhere else?
Gotta deduct some points for not taking Hannah with him and putting her in a helmet pronto.
Wonder why she's taking so long to launch the nukes.
Suppose this time it will mean she will stand to lose the only source of actual income in the household.
Easier when the other cuck had a coffee fetching job at disney.
Alternatively, is Daniel just playing his cards so well she just keeps in the plausible denial that he's going to stay and not take his ball somewhere else?
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This post is fined one Internet Point for not including the word "toots"
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ParasiteSteve
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Was he a cuck though, I thought Alison was pimping him out, or was that a vicious rumor about this lovely Christian couple...
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It doesn't really matter how Danny plays his cards - Becky isn't about to let him go without a fight. Idk if you've ever witnessed a BPD breakup, but they're never straightforward or clean. She will cling, one hag toenail clutching on to him, until he does something extremely dramatic, like move out. And then she will continue to follow him around the Internet, probably sending anonymous messages and bugging any future partners under the pretense of "warning" them. For the rest of time, in all likelihood. My source is watching a few BPD relationships implode, but bmmv.
She talks a big talk, but behind the scenes I'm sure she's working overtime trying to seduce him back. She's not going to let this stand.
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JK Rowling salt. I think this is great casting. I'm excited for the show, tbh.
Couple more factoids Becky wants everyone to know about her for whatever reason:
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Not just that, she claims her adoptive parents bought her. Even in her attention-seeking narc mind you'd think she'd understand the implications of saying something this insane, she's accusing her adoptive parents of child trafficking.
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He was a cuck, as Alison was whoring herself out while working for Nintendo. Her whore ad was hilarious and delusional, assuming that people paying her for sex would also want to have long discussions about intersectionalism with her (lol). But yes, Alison was pimping Jake out, or at least forced him to make a whore ad for himself. It's unclear if there were any takers for him. It was very clear Alison was successful at finding johns, due to Jake's sadposting while people came over to rail his wife.
Though nothing will ever beat Alison's Patreon post where she asked her pervy followers what kind of cosplay content they wanted her to do, and they unironically and nearly universally told her to do hardcore porn. Her disappointment was so immense you could feel it through the screen.
Good times.
BONUS: in case it isn't clear, AnOminous's gif is from the time Alison used some kind of motorized dildo on Jake's ass. He clearly hated it, but she relished his pain so much she posted it online for all to see.
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