Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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I wonder if he is abusing prescription meds rather than illegal ones like crackerooskie thinking his levels will be higher but he won't flunk a piss test since he has a prescription for those drugs ?

The thing is in too strong a dose, those drugs can REALLY screw you up and maybe causing his strange behavior ?
No doctor would prescribe any drugs to Austin he would want to abuse or make him more cracked out. The only thing I’m aware of that he’s been prescribed, and BossDad reminds him to take, are anti-psychotics/ anti-depressants which would just slow his roll.

BMJ behavior isn’t strange for BMJ, it seems pretty par for the course for Austin’s crackhead ways. Maybe he’s taken an interest in galaxy gas or some new synthetic stuff.
 
The craziest thing is Austin doesn’t use any kind of a system gambling, so even if he triples his money instead of stopping for the day he just raises his bets.
Bossman employs a little-known, mathematically unassailable system known as the "Austingale strategy". You start with a bet size of whatever you have, and then each bet after that is doubled, thereby doubling your winnings. Nerds with little tic-tac peenies doubt this system though, saying that if you are unlucky enough to hit a losing streak greater than 0, then you can lose it all. I however cannot remember this ever happening in history, because all of that brainpower was used to store fond wistful memories of your mom's pussy.
 
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Since kenochat was sperging about bossman fleeing taxes by seeking in asylum in Russia, I couldn't help myself from making this:
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HOLY BLYATBALLS, DONBAS IS SQUIRTING! LET'S DO A QUICK IN-AND-OUT DOUBLE CHUCK ON KHERSON. MODS BAN THE FUCKING PIGS IN CHAT...
:lossmanjack: I LOST IT ALL! ANY COMRADE IN CHAT COULD HOOK ME UP WITH A 1000 RUBLE JUICER?
 
Austin had an interesting reaction to AC/DC's song Highway to Hell:

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He thought it said nigger and deleted the vod
Lyrics for those too young/hard of hearing:

Livin' easy
Lovin' free
>Season ticket on a one way ride
Askin' nothin'

Idk how he heard nigger from "Season ticket on a one way ride"

Crack is a helluva drug
 
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bmj thinking that one of, if not the most popular, vanilla, mainstream butt rock bands of all time, playing one of the most popular songs in butt rock history, would just casually throw the word nigger in there, is fucking hilarious to me

earlier during one of his schizo filibusters he played guns n roses.. next time he asks for song requests someone should suggest One in a Million..

that's right
 
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