Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

Blue Miaplacidus said:
It will never happen. Lolcow Live should have been; Hey you want to get paid? Show up on the stream and if you don't ragequit while alogs/trolls/people ask you questions and discuss things with you, you'll get a portion of the superchats.
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Oh my god that would be so amazing... if only.
 
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YaBoi said:
Is this some kind of gayops from the LCL Discord? Brand new accounts pushing nothing-burgers in the thread.
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Danny is desperate to keep it going, and I'd not be shocked if Soulless Steve, the man who encourages his wife-replacement to kill herself via Anorexia for pity is also alting or behind it since he's real fuckin' guilty of that too.
Hassou Tobi said:
Honestly, if Keem wants real content all he needs to do is take Metokur's suggestion and have a few Boogie aloggers present their case on LCL on how Boogie is human garbage. Invite on some of the prolific posters on this thread, even.
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Won't happen; Steve would fake a suicide attempt before the stream and try to cut it off at the hip before then. He will again threaten to knife himself while poorly mimicking Francis, a gimmick he stole from someone else and refuses to move on from, and give eyes to Dan to cut the stream or pretend that his gimp or his wife-replacement cut it on his end.

He'd at most lightly press the blade in the attention seeking direction rather than the correct one on his skin, squeal he's gonna do it while sobbing he hurts from the light booboo of sharp thing irritating skin, and then Dan either cuts it, he drops, or YT kills it since he reported it to youtube prior to that via his gimp. The only way he'll actually kill himself is if he dislodges a bloodclot in his leg while bouncing in fake rage on stream.

Also Baldy would just kick the A-logs to protect his nonce defender/also nonce and his own pathetic ego. Dude's a bigger bitch than Pigroach given that absolute failure of a Rust stream duology.
 
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We actually live in the timeline where we have a "Lolcow Live Extended Universe", LCLEU if you will.

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Terfatron said:
We actually live in the timeline where we have a "Lolcow Live Extended Universe", LCLEU if you will.

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Chainsaw man fell off.

LCL is honestly garbage content, their fans are genuinely retarded. Whenever they have had someone 'call in,' it's always a familiar phenotype. Daniel the illiterate gnome will openly mock them for being a freak while the retard in question will go on to give them money still despite being insulted.

While I'm normally in the camp of laughing at retards wasting their money, it seems their profit is driven entirely by tricking retards into spending more money to be a part of their 'community'. Preying on borderline invalid retards for money is morally abhorrent. I think the only reason no larger YouTubers haven't condemned them is that nobody wants to give these freaks extra attention.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
. Lolcow Live should have been; Hey you want to get paid? Show up on the stream and if you don't ragequit while alogs/trolls/people ask you questions and discuss things with you, you'll get a portion of the superchats.
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That's what it was in the beginning. They called wings a pedophile for 10 episodes straight, then got his biggest a-log (wigger 007) on the show who ended up embarrassing himself to such extent he made wings look good.

In reality, wings has very little to offer in terms of being a lolcow. He's pumped up on antidepressants to the point where he's barely sentient, the accusations against him are like 10 years old, and only 10 people legitimately believe them so it's nothing that will stick.

He doesn't rage and only occasionally says something mildly retarded. He's nowhere as mentally ill as a darksydephil or a boogie2988. He is just fat and lame, which is probably pretty relatable for most of his audience because most of his a-logs who have been doxxed are fatter and lamer than he is.
Blue Miaplacidus said:
Keem is a massive faggot but he's not stupid
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He is stupid but more so than anything he is shameless, and it negates his stupidity. He knows hatred sells, whether it's directed at him or others he can monetize, and he is taking advantage of that.
Officer Barbrady said:
Keem probably realises the boat is sinking and he's cashing in as much as he can before he has to jump ship and leave Boogie to deservedly drown.
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But isn't this the core idea behind manufactured lolcowdom? Take a bunch of broke fucks, milk them for all they're worth, move on to the next bunch of broke fucks. It's almost like a conveyor belt of lolcows. And as all users of this website know - the best milk is organic. You inject fake drama into the formula and you spoil it.
 
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I think they've been trying to milk Boogie's legit suicide by cop meltdown by having him bait killing himself on stream. The day before yesterday, I think, the camera was off and Dezi was saying "get that out of your hand!" and I forget what Boogie said but it was suggestive, and yesterday he said "I'm gonna do what I should have done a long time ago" and turned his camera off, then turned it back on literally fucking barking orders at Dez2 like his bitch. Again it's not a joke when he screams at her because she's a retard and can't tell and he acknowledges she has severe PTSD due to domestic violence. (I didn't watch much for obvious reasons, just happened to tune in to this twice)

Just super fucking lame and I really hope with the frequency they stream that Boogie dies on camera. However having said this, they will probably fake a heart attack. They have been making "storylines" out of posts here (kept saying Boogie is "hiding something" after we posted exactly that here) and it's so pathetic but since we know that at least one person influencing the show is here, likely Keem - go to YaBoi's profile, blow up his mega threads ON SCREEN and make Boogie read every single word, OR get an A-log to come on and cross-examine him for his litany of real shit like pedophilic behavior and repeated instances of real life and online sexual harassment.

You got your most views when you made Boogie flip the fuck out so bad you had to call the police for real. You know what caused that, and that was Boogie being forced to talk about his rape lies, the same way the cancer lies got views. Hell, just fucking message someone from this thread, I'm sure they'd give you a ton of ideas you probably didn't know about. Like when he asked if he should film Uvalde then sold his Frank t-shirts with a fucking gun on it and affectionately called his 10% proceeds a "charity drive."

And don't be a pussy about it like always. Like when you kind of sort of read sure's OG cancer post but then didn't really and just let Boogie say "idk I have cancer" and moved on. Or when you allowed Boogie to talk about "sluts" in high school with their "vaginas hanging out" at prom. When Boogie says shit like that, or talks about how he parents Dezi/"took her virginity", put the fucking heat on until he has a legit meltdown and THEN YOU WILL GET VIEWS. We've spelled it out for you for like a year+ and you still haven't figured it out. You can't even use discord, what the hell is anyone expecting?

Wings, keep the hat on pimp. Boogie, you are a deranged pedophile with an extreme incest fetish and you will die very soon. Like, you're gonna get your fucking leg cut off man. Real soon.
 
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I think its funny how at this point something real could happen to Boogie and people will still think its kayfabe. It just goes to show how he's so desperate that he sold out his entire online identity for Keemstar to play Internet WWE with. He's become such a fraud, with such little credibility, that he could commit murder suicide with Dez2 live on stream and people still wouldn't think its real.
 
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Local Wordmason said:
I think its funny how at this point something real could happen to Boogie and people will still think its kayfabe. It just goes to show how he's so desperate that he sold out his entire online identity for Keemstar to play Internet WWE with. He's become such a fraud, with such little credibility, that he could commit murder suicide with Dez2 live on stream and people still wouldn't think its real.
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Maybe that's his long-term plan so that any future controversy that gets dug up isn't taken so seriously as his fake cancer shit. He could do horrific shit and everyone will just assume it's some gay larp. If some story came out now that he'd assaulted his childbride and she's now missing, everyone would assume it's some cringe storyline by Keem.

At least when something really awful happens to him and he comes crying for serious help then nobody will believe him.
 
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Local Wordmason said:
I think its funny how at this point something real could happen to Boogie and people will still think its kayfabe. It just goes to show how he's so desperate that he sold out his entire online identity for Keemstar to play Internet WWE with. He's become such a fraud, with such little credibility, that he could commit murder suicide with Dez2 live on stream and people still wouldn't think its real.
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I mean he is essentially trying to kill his wife-replacement that he screams abuse at for leaving him by enabling her ED. He needs the pity of when she dies to milk money off of people after all.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
It will never happen. Lolcow Live should have been; Hey you want to get paid? Show up on the stream and if you don't ragequit while alogs/trolls/people ask you questions and discuss things with you, you'll get a portion of the superchats.

It will never be that. Lolcow Live is perfect for Keem and the cows because he doesn't have to wrangle them and beg them to appear. They willingly show up because they're "playing a character". This gives them the shield they desperately need to pretend it's all a joke, on the audience. The audience which is a sea of mouth breathing retards who willingly throw their disability, unemployment benefits, and McDonald's paychecks in superchats at a bunch of people very badly pretending to be stupid. Keem is a massive faggot but he's not stupid, all you have to do is provide a space for people to spend money to say unfunny jokes, alog, and express their parasocial behaviour. The girl cow world of fatties has shown you can make 6 figures very quickly by just providing a place for people to spend money to say "lol fat". It doesn't matter if the content is dogshit, fake, boring, and/or incredibly retarded, as long as you provide that space your bank account will grow. All he's done is monetized parasocial behaviour and hate, which is incredibly profitable in 2025.
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So you're telling me that Lolcow Live is basically WWE for people without athletic ability or charisma.
I guess I can applaud Keem for figuring out that Kayfabe Internet Bloodsports is a decent grift. Let's see how that plays out for him, Cotton.
 
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OrangeJuliusEvola said:
So you're telling me that Lolcow Live is basically WWE for people without athletic ability or charisma.
I guess I can applaud Keem for figuring out that Kayfabe Internet Bloodsports is a decent grift. Let's see how that plays out for him, Cotton.
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Poorly, since every single fucking time people do this they feel the need to be a part of the show due to ego and out themselves as gigantic hypocritical retards.

It's happened every single time, and it was why I called the original concept stupid; I knew the moment it was cooked up it'd never work since the hosts would all eventually become cows themselves.
 
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Adamska said:
I mean he is essentially trying to kill his wife-replacement that he screams abuse at for leaving him by enabling her ED. He needs the pity of when she dies to milk money off of people after all.
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I can get behind this. I dont even think in any realm of possibility Boogie even likes her, at all. Sure he might show her off like a trophy (albeit a dollar store participation trophy) but he feels he deserves better. Im sure when she passes or leaves, or some crisis ensues you better believe hes gonna be there to milk the pity bucks up right away. Then hes gonna use that money to shop for a new paid whore and try to get out of paying her completely by using the same sob story.
 
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hey keem if youre lurking in this thread i have a great idea for the next episode of LCL. we can chain wings to my trucks trailer hitch then tie boogie to his ankles and i can drive down a country road. it would be like the "JUST MARRIED" cans behind someones car but instead its two fat pieces of shit behind a pickup
 
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