Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 60 16.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 138 38.5%

  • Total voters
    358
Confirmed, by Nick himself:
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Also, if you believe Keanu...

I tortured myself through her livestream from last night - a follow-up stream from when Nick was causing havoc in chat on UntowardTuesday. Don't look for it. It's not currently on her channel. She keeps getting copyright claims for showing Superbowl clips like the genius she is.

It was an excuse to yell at Melton who tweeted a clip of her showing that she did not know the definition of "dissemination" (she didn't, initially).

She said two halfway interesting "facts" related to the RP case.
1. It won't be going to trial. She knows this because she "has information and knows people" (obv Aaron).
2. Kayla does not want to testify (shocker).


What Chrissy Mayr does. That is to say, not much but she does have a handful of loyal paypigs.



I genuinely choked on my coffee reading these. I wish we had a LMAO reaction.


I wrote an effortpost on that. I believe he was doing a LOT of ketamine.
Sigh. Nick's problem here is that it wasn't disclosed as a nude on the stream and Aaron had no way of knowing it would get back to Kayla, since neither Keanu or Geno knew her.

His brain is swiss cheese. That's like the my video argument.

No idea what Keanu said about dissemination, but I remember when researching the statute that they used a non dictionary definition. Dissemination traditionally meant spread widely. The statute made it mean to just one person. One of the few times she probably wasn't retarded.
 
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What you missed is that on maybe 2 or possibly 3 days during the week he is driving a four hour round trip from Spicer to minneapolis to buy his drugs. Add in one more hour beyond the driving to hook up with his black dealers and there is probably a 4pm to 9pm window at least two days a week totally devoted to buying drugs because he is too dumb, too socially isolated and too into black people to buy his drugs in the area where he lives.
There's no coke in Spicer. St. Cloud, maybe. But he probably has to go to "the cities" to score.
 
This is how I imagine the daily week routine of King David:

The kids he hates wakes him up at 7 AM, he angrily wakes up and gives them a shit breakfast consisting of sugary cereals. Kayla stays in bed like the lazy pilled-out failure of a mom she is. An hired plebian go drive the fucking keeds to school. The dog gets shoved back in the bathroom that smells like piss and shit.

Nick makes himself a coffee and has a quick magic gas sniff, he locks himself in his streaming studio and starts his 9-5 larp job that consists of browsing X and hanging in pedophiles' youtube chats.Kayla wakes up at 11 and locks herself in a room to watch DeepSpace 9 season 5.

It's 3:30 PM and Nick is then reminded the fucking keeds will be back home and starts malding, he gets downstairs for another magic gas puff, shoves the dirty dishes in the sink and makes insta mash potatoes, and shoves frozen sausages in the oven.

The kids come back home and they eat quickly, Nick cope smiles at his youngest telling him about his day but he coudln't give a shit about it. Kayla eats in silence and stares at the wall. The eldest partially cleans the mess in the kitchen and takes care of his siblings.

Nick escapes this hellish landscape by going for a drive because his fucking parents forgot to buy groceries. He speeds 40 miles above the speed limit and wishes he could run over small wildlife. He comes back home and angrily tosses dirty laundry in the washing machine listening to his pedo buddy Melton trash talk his scorned ex lover Aaron. Nick puts the youngest to bed since Kayla disapeared for last 3 hours again.

It's now 10 PM depression hour so Law pope huffs another happy gas canister before going to bed alone and decides to partially crank one out to April's nudes on his phone.

Rinse and repeat.
Is April locked on the same bathroom the deceased dog used to be? Does he go for a pat in the head a few times a day or is she receiving the same treatment the dog did?
 
What you missed is that on maybe 2 or possibly 3 days during the week he is driving a four hour round trip from Spicer to minneapolis to buy his drugs.
Speaking of, I'm astonished that he never seems to have gotten a single DUI despite getting pulled over by the cops and acting like a schizo cokehead multiple times. Did none of those cops say "I wonder why his breath smells so much like whipped cream"?
 
There's no coke in Spicer. St. Cloud, maybe. But he probably has to go to "the cities" to score.

He doesn't have to go to "the cities" (lol, I love that) to score. Plenty of it where he is, in St. Cloud, or at worst in Mpls western suburbs (check any high-end Lake Minnetonka-area restaurant, and between kitchen staff and ((real)) trust-fund bussers, there's coke aplenty), which would shave 40 minutes off the trip. If he drove downtown for coke, he just did it because he thought it was cool and/or badass.
 
And he's back
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It's the washer and dryer's fault that his kids were smelly and his house was a putrid dumpster.
It's neither his retarded "fast fashion" over-consoooomerism nor his laziness.
Remember he had some faggy clothes subscription. Probably just wore clothes until they were filthy and then just threw them on the floor like a degenerate animal and never wore them again.
angrily tosses dirty laundry in the washing machine
Immersion broken.
 
Sigh. Nick's problem here is that it wasn't disclosed as a nude on the stream and Aaron had no way of knowing it would get back to Kayla, since neither Keanu or Geno knew her.
I believe the state needs to prove a couple things at trial that need witnesses.

1. That Geno received a nude image from Aaron. Presumably April got the image and/or text message details from Aarons account. This would need to be Geno testifying.
2. That the nude image is an image of Kayla. Likely Nick or Kayla (or photographer) would need to testify. Geno wouldn't as he presumably couldn't distinguish between photoshop or real Kayla.

I think they need the image and the two witnesses agreeing that Aaron sent it and that it was Kayla.
 
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I believe the state needs to prove a couple things at trial that need witnesses.

1. That Geno received a nude image from Aaron. Presumably April got the image and/or text message details from Aarons account. This would need to be Geno testifying.
2. That the nude image is an image of Kayla. Likely Nick or Kayla (or photographer) would need to testify. Geno wouldn't as he presumably couldn't distinguish between photoshop or real Kayla.
You missed a bunch.
(ii) from personal information displayed in connection with the image;

(2) the actor knows or reasonably should know that the person depicted in the image does not consent to the dissemination; and

(3) the image was obtained or created under circumstances in which the actor knew or reasonably should have known the person depicted had a reasonable expectation of privacy.
For instance, how did Aaron even have this? What were the circumstances?
 
If that's not a new purchase (which would be really retarded) then he should have had issues with piles of laundry even before the arrest/drugs, how the fuck is this answer making things better for you Nick?

Unless its just another sad racist jokes refering to some Asian boy he hired to do laundry.
Sounds like brokie talk to me, it should be something like what, $2500 for a ultra capacity washer and dryer combo? Just sell your fucking wacom tablet if you're struggling for cash Nicky.

Or better yet just ask Null for money, he does have $6k burning a hole in his pocket, all you have to do is release the cam footage and you can get the *best* washer and dryer for your clothes. Come on Nicky you keep saying you love your kids, what's a little ignominy compared to them being able to always have clean and nice clothes?
 
For instance, how did Aaron even have this? What were the circumstances?
My biggest problem is that I do not see the evidence he did this for the purposes of harassing Kayla. I firmly believe Aaron is a shameless moron who shared that with Geno because he wanted to flex. Ergo, I could see the misdemeanor. He's a dummy. But not felony level dummy. He didn't disseminate it across the entire Internet like somebody who really wanted to embarrass her probably would (if he did, it probably would have showed up by now).

This is the type of shit that makes me think Minnesota is fucked up. Yeah, we totally need to protect the dignity of the pilled out failure of a mother who willingly sent that picture to another married man. What's that you say? Nick got caught with 27 grams of coke in the same house as five children? His 8 year old daughter tested positive for coke, and the kids went unfed and unwashed? Well, he just needs more money for them programs and sheet (which Nick will either not avail himself of, or openly mock if he were forced). He is a "whitebread ass nigga," after all.

Give me moai heads, if you want. I don't care. I am beginning to think Minnesota, like many blue states, has an utterly retarded criminal justice system. No wonder I hear horror stories coming out of MSP all the time.

EDIT: Elaboration.
 
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Give me moai heads, if you want. I don't care. I am beginning to think Minnesota, like many blue states, has an utterly retarded criminal justice system. No wonder I hear horror stories coming out of MSP all the time.

EDIT: Elaboration.

Aside from you said, should sharing an image with one person, of an image shared with you (apparently in a group message, and when Kayla had previously shared lewds onto a internet community with over 5000 paying members), .... should that be a crime? Even under Minnesota's stupid law? Like you've said, maybe the misdemeanor under the letter of the law. Definitely not the felony.

But under a moral code (rather than a legal one)? Hell nah, dirty Kayla Rekieta got what she deserved- in fact, she deserves more shame and embarrassment.

And please people, no speculation about the tripod used to take the pic.

Edit to add: Keanu apparently said Aaron took the picture?!? If so, there's even less proof of what the image is, without Geno or Aaron or Canoe coughing up to it.
 
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Aside from you said, should sharing an image with one person, of an image shared with you (apparently in a group message, and when Kayla had previously shared lewds onto a internet community with over 5000 paying members), .... should that be a crime? Even under Minnesota's stupid law? Like you've said, maybe the misdemeanor under the letter of the law. Definitely not the felony.
Right.

To be clear, I think "revenge porn" should be punished under a number of circumstances. There are cases where people have an expectation of privacy, and that privacy could be breached and cause a person emotional distress.

I'm thinking of the boyfriend and girlfriend in a private monogamous relationship, and some lewd images that are supposed to remain between them are smeared across the Internet after they have a nasty breakup (though really, you should probably just never allow such images to be taken, and then you're golden).

Or... obviously... a situation where Aaron serendipitously took the image would be right out. In this case, we know from the police report she willingly sent it to him though. A point which Nick himself humorously admits to in the report, because he considers getting back at Aaron more important than sparing him and his family further embarrassment.

That said, I don't think, when this law was passed, they were thinking of protecting the privacy of an openly degenerate and adulterous drug-fueled polycule that has already demonstrated its penchant for gross exhibitionism.

Or maybe they were, and the MN legislature is retarded and just likes wasting police resources. They don't seem to do a good job when there's an actual threat to public safety.

But under a moral code (rather than a legal one)? Hell nah, dirty Kayla Rekieta got what she deserved- in fact, she deserves more shame and embarassment.
FAFO. That's what I say in this case. They all deserve their embarrassment.

EDIT: Typo.
 
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