Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - Wannabe Lolcow-tuber edgelord zoomer grifter, "Her Prostate," Poster boy of using threads and not crediting sources, Chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, Pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, Supports cheating, rejected by Kiwi Farms

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Tom has been doing something even worse than glazing Destiny, he's been (not so) secretly dating/hooking up with the dog girl, Meowdalyn. She flew out to his place on January 24th for the weekend and if you look at some of her IG videos uploaded on Jan 28th, 29th, 31st- she is recording in Tom's bedroom (grey walls, white open door closet) if you have seen tom's house dox, you'd recognise it. I'd upload videos/pics but i've just joined and don't have time to figure it all out rn. I know the turkey will be reading and i wanted him to know that the internet always finds out, since he thinks he is so slick with his personal life. One thing about these bpd e-thots is that they will always leave a trail of breadcrumbs.
They've both been missing from streaming the last week or 2 but once he goes live, i'm donating and asking him when he will go public with his gf who barks for a living lol
 
the dog girl, Meowdalyn
The what?!

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What the fuck is this

:cryblood:
 
Tom has been doing something even worse than glazing Destiny, he's been (not so) secretly dating/hooking up with the dog girl, Meowdalyn. She flew out to his place on January 24th for the weekend and if you look at some of her IG videos uploaded on Jan 28th, 29th, 31st- she is recording in Tom's bedroom (grey walls, white open door closet) if you have seen tom's house dox, you'd recognise it. I'd upload videos/pics but i've just joined and don't have time to figure it all out rn. I know the turkey will be reading and i wanted him to know that the internet always finds out, since he thinks he is so slick with his personal life. One thing about these bpd e-thots is that they will always leave a trail of breadcrumbs.
They've both been missing from streaming the last week or 2 but once he goes live, i'm donating and asking him when he will go public with his gf who barks for a living lol
The what?!

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What the fuck is this

:cryblood:
People be asking "what self respecting bitch would ever thirst after Tom??" You have to remember it's either women who aren't far off from how Tom looks, crazy hoes like the dog woman, gold diggers, or all 3.
 
People be asking "what self respecting bitch would ever thirst after Tom??" You have to remember it's either women who aren't far off from how Tom looks, crazy hoes like the dog woman, gold diggers, or all 3.
What happened to his previous gf?! The one who made him tacos? Did he dump her for this filler faced dog bimbo?
 
What happened to his previous gf?! The one who made him tacos? Did he dump her for this filler faced dog bimbo?
IIRC he dumped her cuz he wanted to focus more on his YouTube, whether the Lerix cuck shit had anything to do with it I'm not 100% sure, but he's apparently now comfortable letting Instragram/Tiktok hoes film in his house.
 
He wouldn't be the first content creator who used the pretense of a "collaboration" in order to get into someone's pants.

However, the man is usually pursuing an attractive woman rather than some butterface pretending to be a dog.
 
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Tom has been doing something even worse than glazing Destiny, he's been (not so) secretly dating/hooking up with the dog girl, Meowdalyn. She flew out to his place on January 24th for the weekend and if you look at some of her IG videos uploaded on Jan 28th, 29th, 31st- she is recording in Tom's bedroom (grey walls, white open door closet) if you have seen tom's house dox, you'd recognise it. I'd upload videos/pics but i've just joined and don't have time to figure it all out rn. I know the turkey will be reading and i wanted him to know that the internet always finds out, since he thinks he is so slick with his personal life. One thing about these bpd e-thots is that they will always leave a trail of breadcrumbs.
They've both been missing from streaming the last week or 2 but once he goes live, i'm donating and asking him when he will go public with his gf who barks for a living lol
You would think that Tom would be above doing this sort of thing.
 
It's fine if he fucks the dog girl. It's probably a good thing for this chick to have a relatively normal and stable boyfriend. She could be with a lot worse. If it is true, I hope Tom has the balls to be honest about who he loves, especially because she's already a public figure. If she was just a random girl you shouldn't show her off to your weird fans but they're both wannabe e-celebs. I'd be very offended if my boyfriend didn't want to be seen with me in public and he was scared to talk about me. Hiding he's fucking the dog girl is double bad for his image. Firstly because he's the dog girl fucker and also because he's ashamed of it. Either own up to your actions or don't do it. I hope they start doing more collabs , it would be interesting to see him start not giving a fuck about image.
 
Look, i think getting pussy is alright, even if its from the dog girl, but you gotta remember that tom got that gooner demon in him. Every time a hot woman comes across his timeline he always stops and stare in awe of any average looking woman.



Also, this is the same guy who constantly talks about how gooning is bad, having an only fans/doing sex work is always damaging to a woman, etc, so him banging a girl who fetish baits on instagram is very ironic, since (at least in my opinion) fetish baiting on IG is way worse than just doing straight up normal porn OF, it is way more degenerate.
 
If this was anyone else caught fucking an "e-puppy dog girl," like a subject in one of Tom's video essays, he'd never let them live it down. I can vividly hear him clowning on someone else for the same exact behavior.

*Nasally voice* "And to make matters worse, that's when people found out that [insert lolcow like Low Tier God or Boogie2988 or DarksydePhil] was engaged in a secret sexual relationship with 'Meowdalyn,' a self-described 'e-puppy dog girl' who panders to, uh, men who want to fuck girls pretending to be a dog, I guess? Okay, I believe that what people do in their bedrooms is their own business, but when you make degeneracy like this public then you're inviting onlookers to call out your disgusting deviant behaviors!"

Unless it was that tranny pedophile predator Sodacat or their boyfriend F1NN5TER, then Tom would be tripping over himself to excuse it away.
 
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