"Zero Punctuation" and "Dev Diary" by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw - The only thing worth watching on The Escapist

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yahtzee proving yet again he is a chronic midwit and shit at videogames with his pathetic review of kcd2
I think 'midwit' is the most apt word to describe him. He tends to like games which he perceives as being 'art' and 'quirky', but have pretty much no staying power and are usually indie. KCD2 with its decent budget and large scale already had it in his shit list. The only time he liked something which went against his usual grain was Dark Souls, and that's because not liking that game was considered a serious mark against someone at the time, and this was despite hating Demon's Souls. Over the years he sort of personified that smug reddit effete that helped make even more insufferable whilst also severely degrading his wit and capability to be funny.
 
I pirated Starstruck Vagabond and wasn't stuck on it.
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This company can't go out of business fast enough. Nick is a piece of shit and he should consider himself lucky his golden goose is still laying eggs, as old as it is now.
 
I pirated Starstruck Vagabond and wasn't stuck on it.
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Guess I'll withdraw my $5 monthly pittance. Would rather spend it on a bucket of KFC.
 
He decided to be openly political now for no real reason so let's see how this plays out in the future. As of now his comments don't care and are happy.
I haven't watched this guy in years, even though seeing the clown show that is this second wind shit has been funny. But this is what he's doing now? 5 minutes of video to cover 2 fucking games? The first 30 seconds and the last full minute aren't part of the content. Plus this is what his content has become? He just sounds utterly bored compared to when his ZP videos were actually popular. Even within this one video he manages to wear out jokes that already weren't funny to begin with.

And that's all before his moronic nonsense about trump and elon, as if they've actually had any impact whatsoever on his life. It's been obvious that their failed content collective channel does shit for views with 3/4 of the crap they produce that no one is actually interested in. But I guess he wants to go all in on the virtue signaling retardation and write off half of his audience already.

This company can't go out of business fast enough. Nick is a piece of shit and he should consider himself lucky his golden goose is still laying eggs, as old as it is now.
At this point I think his goose is pretty much done, and if it wasn't already it will be if he continues with this dumb shit.
 
Trying to forcibly create a meme shows the dude might as well go "how do you do fellow kids". Especially with clearly aping "current year" right wing meme. The TDS is fucking unreal.
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I thought I'll at least have fun complaining about his take on the first game (that I had a long rant about) but he gives the most boring take possible.
 
Apparently Yahtzee plans on leaving America and going back to England if an abortion ban happens. If Abortion is what's holding you to America then just go back to England then lol

At around 46:30

Gets triggered over JKRowling because my poor trannies and now he's openly seething about orange man and tesla man. The edge has eroded completely, he's just another has-been left wing "comedian" now.
It has to be moving to San Francisco that made him like this right? If you go listen to his old podcasts from back when he was in Australia he was never this bad. It also could just be terminal TDS setting in from orange man being reelected. Feel free to fuck off back to your police state we don't want or need you here in America.
 
So disappointing, he's been getting more and more left since he left Australia. Deciding to tie himself to a bunch of useless content creators and then alienating half of your audience for no reason, when second wind crashes and burns and he ends up with one tenth of the audience he had on escapist it will be his own fault.
For reals. He had the good sense for the past near 20 years to keep his mouth shut about politics, part of the reason he is one of the few old-Internet celebs still around.

Sad to see him catch Cali-brainrot. Maybe we'll get a troon-out like the fat wrestling guy from the escapist.
 
For reals. He had the good sense for the past near 20 years to keep his mouth shut about politics, part of the reason he is one of the few old-Internet celebs still around.
Okay, seriously are you guys forgetting how in 2016 hed almost constantly shove the "Da oraange maaan" shit in his videos? Heck, he wasnt even above taking a crap on the Bush administration.
 
Okay, seriously are you guys forgetting how in 2016 hed almost constantly shove the "Da oraange maaan" shit in his videos? Heck, he wasnt even above taking a crap on the Bush administration.
I think it has more to do with the fact that it's the start of the video unprompted instead of just taking random potshots at political figures as jokes.
My first thought was of Quinton Reviews which another poster also mentioned, but at the same time I don't think much will come of this.
 
He seethed about Tony Abbott too, but people can't be expected to know about Australian politicians, and that was at least tangentially video game related thanks to Abbott's involvement in Australia's restrictions on game sales.
 
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I'm really confused on why he moved to America if he hates it so much.
This isn't even me repeating the classic line, he seemed like he genuinely enjoyed Austrailia. Why'd he move?
Didn't the same thing happen with TotalBiscuit?

Anyway, I suspect that these indignant flails are because Ben knows his time as "big boy games journalist" is coming to an end and these are the last dribbles of spunk before it's back to books that nobody reads.

Trying to forcibly create a meme shows the dude might as well go "how do you do fellow kids". Especially with clearly aping "current year" right wing meme. The TDS is fucking unreal.
I don't know whether this is worse than the "quirky" banter he had with nick in the comments last video.
 
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I'm really confused on why he moved to America if he hates it so much.
This isn't even me repeating the classic line, he seemed like he genuinely enjoyed Austrailia. Why'd he move?
He moved to both Australia and America for a woman. The latter lasted and turned into marriage and children, even if he seems unsuited to the country (or perfectly suited to California).
 
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