A Valentine's Day PSA from The CCCC

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Good morning and Happy Valentine's Day. We at the CCCC know that this is an important time of the year for our Kiwis, but what's even more important is being safe.

That's why the experts at the CCCC recommend you wash your genitals at least three times today. Whether you have a weewee or a cooter, it's very stinky, and nobody wants to smell it, wash your junk.

This has been a message from The Committee for Clean Cocks and Cunts.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

But my Japanese cartoon porn told me women love smelly moldy smega covered penises, they wouldn't lie to me, next your gonna tell me women don't inflate like balloons when you cum in them.

 

[Nicholas Gur]

I'll meet you in middle and wash it 1.5 times

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

fuck you nigger i aint gonna waste my precious time on valentines day on a moot issue

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

I wash mine using your moms mouth

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Define "wash".

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

fuck you nigger i aint gonna waste my precious time on valentines day on a moot issue

moot was 4chan, this is a null issue.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

First thing I thought of.

 

[Axiom.]

I only clean if after I perform the several daily occasions where I would use such a mechanism.