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Newblood as a company should be mocked into the dirt. Why the fuck do all these retard games take so long to properly release?
Fallen Aces and Gloomwood were announced almost 5 fucking years ago and they still aren't ready.
Ultrakill is still in EA since 2020?
Even more insulting is that the time between Dusk Chapter 1 and the full release was a year and a half, and the whole game was made by one guy while New Blood handled the non-development busywork. Meanwhile it feels like the number of people working on Ultrakill doubles with every update
 
Social stuff can lead to a lot of funny or horrid outcomes. Like for instance of non-tranny social shit on a more mundane level, my pfp gimmick switching from donald trump/monkey statue pfps to some homestuck character was tied to several gradually formed inside jokes spawned from some goofy and weird thread where someone claiming to be them vanished mid-question answering and never came back. This has changed perception of me to some people, though in reality I'm still the same monkey avatar shitposter despite the pfp change.
That's what they all say. One second it's an inside joke and the next second you're stuck inside your home or whatever it is they do I never read the comic.

saw this available in beta on steam and it caught my eye because i always wanted to play something like tomodachi life/animal crossing but couldn't due to being a poorfag. still, the artstyle and themes set off my troon radar so i decided to look at reviews and of fucking course:
This looks like a Roblox game. Why do these people never have actual lighting or shadows? Surely whatever game engine they're using has lighting as a built-in feature, right? Anyhow the game's like two months old and there's already drama and scam allegations in the reviews. Archive
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Review:
Dear players, please do not play this game, especially for the fact that the creator of this game has scammed me via Patreon SUBSCRIPTION of 15€ PER MONTH in order to make me able to afford the so-called "Early Access" version(s) only THEN to give a STILL unfinished game to the point that he STILL tries to blame me with cheap excuses JUST because I criticised his game and after I reminded him about these subscription terms and conditions on his Patreon website he blocked me BEFORE I could get a chance to ask him to give me my 15€ back for such a scam and for another fact that he EVEN himself admitted that he scammed me. Be smart and don't play this game and don't be fooled by the creator of this "game". And a message to you the creator: I want my 15€ back you hypocritical and dishonest crook!

Developer's response:
You were not scammed. You were being outrageous and inappropriate in the discussions tab on Steam, where everyone can see what happened. The thread has been locked. People can still view it.

Being demanding and being extremely rude are different than criticizing. Please do not come back to the New Day fan-base as this kind of toxicity is not allowed.

I'm also a woman, not a man.
>I'm also a woman, not a man.

Alright, let's see the discussion post. Archive
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Furry: I like the concept of giving your islanders food (and drinks) and that they consume them. But wouldn't it be better to kind of give the player the option to decide what kind of food/drinks the specific islanders should have? Because I have some islanders who I wanted to be (for examples) vegetarian, and one other islander who prefers sweets, or one who prefers meat, or one who prefers spicy food, etc. And also (Spoiler Alert): In the current Early Access version of this game I'm playing, I have minimum 2 islanders who are so intolerant towards the current food I am ABLE purchase that it becomes a little too difficult to increase their positive view towards me the player.

Furry (3 days later): Hey, what's the problem? The last time someone made a discussion about some suggestions/ideas that person at least received a message that that person's suggestion/ideas has been read AND that the creator of this game at least thinks about whether to add it into the full version or not. I am now waiting for around 3 days for a response. So at least give me a message that you've read my idea and that you think about whether to add it into the full game or not! And yes, at least my current impatience is justified and appropriate!

Troon: First off: Islanders are their own being. They choose what kind of drink/food to like. That's their choice, not yours.

Second off: Your impatience is not justified nor appropriate. I'm not always on Steam. You cannot get mad at me for not being active on Steam when I, and everyone else, actively has a life to attend to. I'm not always going to be available. Yes, I'll reply when I have the chance, but you shouldn't get mad if I don't respond immediately. That's really immature.

Furry: Reminder! I was one of the people who is PAYING you via Patreon. MY MONEY = MY RIGHTS TO ARGUE ABOUT YOUR NARCISSISM!

Troon: The Patreon does not give you exclusive rights to immediate responses on Steam of all places. Steam is not one of the main game's outlets of communication. The game has a Discord for that. Narcissism is definitely not the right word here. And if you could honestly just cancel your patreon, that'd be well received. I do not have a need for this kind of toxicity in the New Day fandom. Sorry.

>Islanders are their own being. They choose what kind of drink/food to like. That's their choice, not yours.

Mr. Werewolf was highly upset by this, as evidenced by his profile. Archive
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Yes, I do rage when others scam or lie about me, I do say naughty things, BUT AT LEAST I'm not a psychopath like them because I only offend people when they earned it, and they only offend others because it's fun for them. So I am not a psychopath because I am not

Who's in the right here? Are they both gay and retarded? Probably. I'll let you be the judge.
 
That's what they all say. One second it's an inside joke and the next second you're stuck inside your home or whatever it is they do I never read the comic.
If I lose the keys to my house while inside it and somehow can't get out I'll let you know lmao.
Mr. Werewolf was highly upset by this, as evidenced by his profile.
"yes I do say naughty things"
what the gay penis hell is this user talking about?
 
Another chapter for “The fnaf revolution and it’s consequences“

I can't get over the title. Puppy Pināta World sounds like something you get after picking three random words from a dictionary. It feels like the title for a YouTube Kids video that some Indonesians churned out in five minutes.
 
If you want to rewrite a BASIC interpreter for better speed, be my guest. Otherwise, sit down, STFU, and don't pretend that you actually understand what it is that the adults are talking about.
dont misunderstand me, it's still incredibly slow, and that is a liability u have to work around

but u can make a game that is not a laggy mess if u know what ur doing
 
Retro no, indie horror slop (for troons) yes. Another chapter for “The fnaf revolution and it’s consequences“
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These are the same fags who made FNaF 1 "but the animatronics animate and move around" and it's not very good. Also nearly canceled it due to getting sent gore instead of ignoring it.

They also have a kickstarter for this if you wanna support your local mascot horror troonslop: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/taarynirt/pinata-puppy-world
 
dont misunderstand me, it's still incredibly slow, and that is a liability u have to work around

Unfortunately, you didn't give me (or anyone else) much to understand.

but u can make a game that is not a laggy mess if u know what ur doing

Sure, optimising code will help. And yes, it is possible to make a playable game in BASIC. Hell, I've done it. That wasn't the point, however.

The point was that this was not a language used for development of that commercial software targeted at game consoles. There's also a reason why a lot of BASIC interpreters from about the late 1970s onward have a mechanism for including and executing inline machine language.
 
If this just becomes "Troons in my games griefing thread" I'm fine with that.
they could have this one it’s nothing I haven’t seen before.
They also have a kickstarter for this if you wanna support your local mascot horror troonslop: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/taarynirt/pinata-puppy-world
Support them on kickstarter … haven’t heard that one before :story:
also theres a monster with a blank paper plate for a face… do kids find this shit scary?, no wait than they would’nt play it
This looks like the video brinquedo version of viva pināta.
I can't get over the title. Puppy Pināta World sounds like something you get after picking three random words from a dictionary. It feels like the title for a YouTube Kids video that some Indonesians churned out in five minutes.
its to try and sound cute or some shit it’s the biggest fucking trope I’ve ever seen. When someone is “innocent“ these days I automatically go oh yeah, indie horror.
 
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The point was that this was not a language used for development of that commercial software targeted at game consoles. There's also a reason why a lot of BASIC interpreters from about the late 1970s onward have a mechanism for including and executing inline machine language.
yeah, i didnt try to argue about that point, it is perfectly fine

i apologize for the misunderstanding, sir
 
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