DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I know it's "old content" but the one thing I do want is Phil to get hammered about his $5,000 monthly expenses. He likes to try to side-step it by stating his bankruptcy attorney made the paperwork up, completely missing the part about he signed them under penalty of perjury. He's also said how he and his bankruptcy attorney sat down and went line by line and even credited some detractors to fix some of the line items; but is somehow still unable to explain the monthly $5,000. Sure, maybe I just want to call him a fat fucking liar and tell him as cool as it was to get one over the IRS, he deserves to be fined and jailed for being such an obnoxious fucking fraud. Fucking AttorneySydePhil wants to say the bank leaks aren't admissable because they were the product of a crime; but is unable to admit that what he wrote down, whether it was the bankruptcy attorney herself or them together, whatever version you want to believe, he'll never admit he lied his ass off there. We know what that $5,000 in expenses are, we know it's his gatcha addiction, and I don't exactly have a path for it, but I just want to hold him down and use it to nail him to a cross. I also know it won't affect his dents, because as horrible as it was to hear, he's not wrong, his fans, that is the true believers, they don't care if he lies to them.
 
ALT just confirmed Steve (Aka Kylo King) and BSP will be on TBS tomorrow (11AM EST)

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I would say this is wayyy too obvious but if there is a single person in this entire planet mentally ill enough to believe this is actual praise then it has to be Phil.

To be fair im sure there are a few detractors retarded enough to believe he is being sincere and that ppp is throwing his friend steven under the bus for fucking dsp lol.
 
Looking at DSP's chat now and seeing a couple of the unsaveables (hardcore dents like BigPapaPhil who are too far gone to ever escape the pignosis), I wouldn't be surprised if some of them will visit DSP's stream today and throw him a nice sum of pity-bucks. You know who I'm talking about: LisaLou, ndo103, some "Anonymous" contributor, etc. etc.

EDIT: someone who supposedly is Kick paypig Rare Tricks is Super Chatting in Raw Phil's re-stream and shitting on DSP (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoYrRg_Iqu4).

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User channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCowTcsSYM11umD6dUTskGuA
 
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Looking at DSP's chat now and seeing a couple of the unsaveables (hardcore dents like BigPapaPhil who are too far gone to ever escape the pignosis), I wouldn't be surprised if some of them will visit DSP's stream today and throw him a nice sum of pity-bucks. You know who I'm talking about: LisaLou, ndo103, some "Anonymous" contributor, etc. etc.
That's what I'd do if I was DSP, even after the SideScrollers interview happened, he did get a lot of pitybux. Just go onto an interview, answer nothing, play the victim and watch the dollars rain.

That said, you have to let Phil do the talking because he says a lot of stupid shit and digs himself deeper. This "LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME YOU DID IT FUCKER" does nothing because he just shuts down.

I genuinely believe that if you are going to interview a lolcow and not let the lolcow speak, you are a certified retard. The more Phil talks, the more people tend to hate him, if you talk over him then you basically redirect that towards yourself.
 
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I'm tuned into the prestream, does DSP still play "thugs on the floor" or should I just mute this shit for like 4 hours until he actually turns up?

edit: there is some kind of a shitty new wave remix of "thugs on the floor". I do not approve. I want the old one.
Do your sanity a favor and tune in to one of the restreams. ALT's live right now w/ Snood and Atlus will be live in 20 minutes or so.
 
Do your sanity a favor and tune in to one of the restream. ALT's live right now w/ Snood and Atlus will be live in 20 minutes or so.
No I endured years of torture listening to prestreams and the old "thugs on the floor" song to the point I enjoyed hearing it. Now it's not there and its deeply triggering my autism.

These new songs suck dick - I want thugs on the floor

anyway, what restreamers would you recommend? (please include links)
 
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