DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[WhoaMoses]

When PPP says he is still your boyfriend.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Phil is like a woman who cheats then is found out 20 years later, "Why does the past matter that was years ago"

 

[Comma]

You can literally watch any of the first three The Lord of the Rings movies in the time between him starting the pre-stream and starting gameplay.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

DSP just declared that PPP is his internet father.

Ashton is the Dax to DSP's Ethan Ralph.

Metokur will be a more apt comparison if/when PPP finally drops Phil's ass gout

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

You can literally watch any of the first three The Lord of the Rings movies in the time between him starting the pre-stream and starting gameplay.

The 3 hours cope is bad but the dents/LARPers donating for this shit is dumb. To the LARPers, you don’t have to donate to him. He’s going to cry about the interview anyway. Stop wasting your money

 

[GibMoneyPls]

I wish they gave him all their money, honestly. Anyone constantly giving his cash deserves to be broke. Thing is, phil is way more entertaining when there's no tips. Everyone benefits from not giving him anything. You'd figure even they could figure that out.

Edit: Oh, and you know how you've been wanting to play multi-player games with him for 16 years? Let him go 3 days with $0 and he'll be begging Jayde to play SF with him for $3

 

[Smokeski]

I feel warm and fuzzy that Timboslice got a shout out yesterday.

 

[emitter]

Most of my thoughts on the interview have already been posted, but what I simply can't get over is how lazy/dumb Phil is for even taking this interview. Like 98% of people here, I had no idea who Steve Cambien was, but after an arduous two minutes of searching his name and reading his socials it was obvious what this interview was going to be. I mean, for fucks sake, the show is called Truthseekers. How in the holy hell did that not red flag in Phil's gin-soaked brain? The only possible answer to this is that he fell for the buddy buddy trolling of PPP, which only means he's dumber than he is lazy.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Phil has spent the entirety of Valentine's Day thus far coping, seething, and playing video games.

Poor Khet. This is going to send her straight to the fridge...

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

which only means he's dumber than he is lazy

The icing on the cake was during the pre stream, he went on saying he doesn't believe PPP set him up and how they'll be both on the watch for Steve.

I really hope Steve makes it to Kino's show tonight just to add a cherry on top.

He's clearly the biggest moron.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Just imagine that Snort Burnell has been making daily edits of darksydephil without fail for like 10 fucking years at this point.

I'm sure they started out sober, then moved to spirits and graduated to drinking shots of fucking drain cleaner long ago. God knows how they still manage to do it

Snort Burnell is probably a clip gathering AI at this point. If they're still human they must look like Gollum.

 

[Smokeski]

The icing on the cake was during the pre stream, he went on saying he doesn't believe PPP set him up and how they'll be both on the watch for Steve.

I really hope Steve makes it to Kino's show tonight just to add a cherry on top.

He's clearly the biggest moron.

if he wasn't such a greedy asshole id feel bad for him. The fact he's taking PPP seriously is seriously pathetic.

 

[Coke Zero]

Wasn't Phil's tax attorney unmasked in the bank leaks? I wonder if they would be able to shed any light on whether they would encourage a client who was a victim of identity theft to file a police report..

I'm still baffled on how exactly phil was able to get his alleged identity theft issue resolved without a police report. The bank would literally need a police report to get started if money was stolen from his account.

Of course if someone called into the bank for his transaction history and essentially had "read only" access to his account, a police report wouldn't be necessary because like I said, they only had "read only" access to his account so they couldn't steal anything. All phil would need from the bank was a new account but the police wouldn't be needed.

So if there isnt a police report, which scenario is more likely?

 

[A Piece of Coal]

call me a faggot or whatever but if dsp streams nightrein then im going to report him. probably wont do anything but id love to see him get bitch slapped with a channel strike

There’s a million other people that will do it too.

Nothing will happen. The Art of Pigroach Luck.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

the next wrestling podcast will be the perfect time for triple chin to finally end this retarded gayop. if he doesn't then I'm just gonna assume he's succumbed to the pignosis and will become a permanent snortex orbiter. until phil drives him away, like he does with everyone.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

I love when DSP has these little moments where he almost shows self awareness but fails at the last hurdle. I was catching up on his netcode rant from the other day and at one point he said, "People in the FGC were put off because I would insult my opponents during the matches back then" (during SF4)
I wonder what he thinks a viewer would see if they opened his SF6 stream. He's far, far worse now than he ever was.

 

[Balr0g]

Most of my thoughts on the interview have already been posted, but what I simply can't get over is how lazy/dumb Phil is for even taking this interview. Like 98% of people here, I had no idea who Steve Cambien was, but after an arduous two minutes of searching his name and reading his socials it was obvious what this interview was going to be. I mean, for fucks sake, the show is called Truthseekers. How in the holy hell did that not red flag in Phil's gin-soaked brain? The only possible answer to this is that he fell for the buddy buddy trolling of PPP, which only means he's dumber than he is lazy.

What, you expect research from streetsmart PP burnell? What are you, stupid? PP Burnell is so smart he almost signed his main channel to a fake MCN and only his streetsmarts (aka listening to detractors) saved him. Imagine the SoK had shut up about the MCN until after he had signed

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Wasn't Phil's tax attorney unmasked in the bank leaks? I wonder if they would be able to shed any light on whether they would encourage a client who was a victim of identity theft to file a police report..

I'm still baffled on how exactly phil was able to get his alleged identity theft issue resolved without a police report. The bank would literally need a police report to get started if money was stolen from his account.

Of course if someone called into the bank for his transaction history and essentially had "read only" access to his account, a police report wouldn't be necessary because like I said, they only had "read only" access to his account so they couldn't steal anything. All phil would need from the bank was a new account but the police wouldn't be needed.

So if there isnt a police report, which scenario is more likely?

This calls into question another of Phil's lies. Does he have a tax accountant or a tax attorney? A tax accountant does your taxes. Phil's tax guy does his taxes. A tax attorney does not do your taxes. A tax attorney helps with litigation and settlements with the IRS when you have legal tax problems.

Neither one would be someone you should call to ask about identity theft.

 

[Iron Hamster]

hahahah Steve's 8 year old son told him DSP asks for money too much

His non-verbal autistic son at that.

Phil is shown the infamous 'lunch meat sandwich video' and laugh about it and acts like him almost being on the verge of tears as if its all an act and a character he's playing. Total denial of his own past actions and words.

This is why he will always be the piece of shit he always has been.

Phil is a real faggot

'Sissy' - that's the code word now“

phil was on the money with the lie detector.
none of his fans care and steven just wants to milk him for content, you gotta pay up nigger if you want the kings attention

If he was 'on the money' he would have stated that he can't do it because he would phail in spectacular fashion.

To be fair that's an old pic of Kat and she's much fatter now. Phil probably doesn't recognize her.

Damn that blindsided me.

Do you guys think you would ever forgive Phil if he admitted to it all and tried to change his ways, stop lying, etc?

I don't have to worry about it because he can't change. A piece of shit is what he is.

 

[FormerPro]

I couldn't bear to sit through 3 hours that cope session, did he ever bring up why he was posted divorced cat-mom GIFS on Twitter at 4AM or whatever last night? From what I heard he definitely was not bothered in the slightest at all.