Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Tiresome]

The thing is Jack DOES have the ability to talk like a normal person, he even managed to fool quite a few people in his slick-talking, quasi-charismatic, pre-strokey days. That just throws the utterly retarded thoughts, opinions and actions he regularly displays, that are in fact the baseline of his brain activity, into even starker contrast.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

At one job I had a guy was planning to quit to take another job. The week before he was going to put in his notice, the company offered a buyout with 3 months salary. He hopped on that chance, took the buyout, and then went to the new job. I never saw someone so happy after being laid off

Hey when things line up like that, you take the deal.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

https://x.com/jakatak4/status/1890240576249094649

I think I've figured out the plan behind his social media sperging. He's trying to get Senpai Elon to notice him and retweet him with "concerning" or "wow". The virality of Elon retweeting him will lead to people discovering his YouTube channel, revitalizing it and bringing back the pre-2014 glory days.

 

[Fae Supremacist]

He's trying to get Senpai Elon to notice him and retweet him with "concerning" or "wow".

Musk reply guys are the lowest forms of sentient life, toe-to-toe with commenters on hentai sites.
Why would you wear the logo of a social media platform on your clothes anyway? I only remember bootleg Facebook t-shirts from China in 2010.

The virality of Elon retweeting him will lead to people discovering his YouTube channel

I'd imagine the crypto spammers find him and he loses a bunch of money on shitcoins.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Hey when things line up like that, you take the deal.

No doubt. If I had an offer, I'd have taken the deal, too. I had a sweet gig there though

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I think I've figured out the plan behind his social media sperging. He's trying to get Senpai Elon to notice him and retweet him with "concerning" or "wow". The virality of Elon retweeting him will lead to people discovering his YouTube channel, revitalizing it and bringing back the pre-2014 glory days.

Of course fatty thinks supporting a nazi is no big deal and someone being against that is the one in the wrong

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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I think I've figured out the plan behind his social media sperging. He's trying to get Senpai Elon to notice him and retweet him with "concerning" or "wow". The virality of Elon retweeting him will lead to people discovering his YouTube channel, revitalizing it and bringing back the pre-2014 glory days.

What an asshole.

And Elon isn't going to be Fatty's friend even if he does try to blow him.

No doubt. If I had an offer, I'd have taken the deal, too. I had a sweet gig there though

Place I worked at did that but I had only been there for a year meaning if I took the deal I would have walked out with two weeks and nothing else. But some guys there had been with the company for 20 years and they jumped at the chance. Half of them took early retirement, some went into business for themselves or had something else lined up afterwards. And the benefits continued for several months afterwards so even if you started a new job afterwards and the benefits don't kick in until after 90 days you were still covered. It was, for some, a very sweet deal.

Of course fatty thinks supporting a nazi is no big deal and someone being against that is the one in the wrong

He doesn't give a fuck about that. He never has. He's a fascist in every sense of the word.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

I wonder what would he would say if 75k new radio DJs just got hired

So that’s why Soros bought all of those radio stations…..


Also…1000 homo DJ’s is fine THX MOM

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

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I think I've figured out the plan behind his social media sperging. He's trying to get Senpai Elon to notice him and retweet him with "concerning" or "wow". The virality of Elon retweeting him will lead to people discovering his YouTube channel, revitalizing it and bringing back the pre-2014 glory days.

If any part of this story is true, I highly doubt a hat would be the last straw for someone spending any amount of time around Jack to end the friendship. Or if he did have an argument with someone he just processed in his stroke brain "Duhh he muss be one dem Libruls who hates Twittuh and Elon" and completely ignored or forgot what was even said.

 

[souschef]

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I think I've figured out the plan behind his social media sperging. He's trying to get Senpai Elon to notice him and retweet him with "concerning" or "wow". The virality of Elon retweeting him will lead to people discovering his YouTube channel, revitalizing it and bringing back the pre-2014 glory days.

What he expect Elon to do about it? lol

Doubt it was the hat, if someone won't be your friend anymore over something that innocuous, they weren't your friend to begin with

 

[Red Dye #5]

Idk, I wouldn’t want to be friends with a dude who wore a twitter hat

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

What he expect Elon to do about it? lol

Doubt it was the hat, if someone won't be your friend anymore over something that innocuous, they weren't your friend to begin with

Especially given fatty's constant praise of Elon and Trump. It's not like it's a secret that fatty fantasizes about being penetrated by Elon and Trump

 

[John Andrews Stan]

No fucking way Jack has any friends. The only people he spends time with are those who are forced to by blood relation or church people who treat him as a pity case. Friendship would require Jack to take an interest in another human, however briefly. He’s not equipped for the job.

 

[souschef]

Especially given fatty's constant praise of Elon and Trump. It's not like it's a secret that fatty fantasizes about being penetrated by Elon and Trump

He'll cream himself if Elon for some godforsaken reason quotes his tweets

No fucking way Jack has any friends. The only people he spends time with are those who are forced to by blood relation or church people who treat him as a pity case. Friendship would require Jack to take an interest in another human, however briefly. He’s not equipped for the job.

Notice how he says that he won't waste time with that friendship anymore. That's not how friendships work, Jack!

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Doubt it was the hat, if someone won't be your friend anymore over something that innocuous, they weren't your friend to begin with

It was likely Dontell Barkevious Benjamin, the Scalfanis' bull on retainer.

 

[abobe]

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I think I've figured out the plan behind his social media sperging. He's trying to get Senpai Elon to notice him and retweet him with "concerning" or "wow". The virality of Elon retweeting him will lead to people discovering his YouTube channel, revitalizing it and bringing back the pre-2014 glory days.

I hope Jack goes full Ian Miles Cheong and just dick rides Elon 24/7.

 

[Adamska]

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I think I've figured out the plan behind his social media sperging. He's trying to get Senpai Elon to notice him and retweet him with "concerning" or "wow". The virality of Elon retweeting him will lead to people discovering his YouTube channel, revitalizing it and bringing back the pre-2014 glory days.

When faced with either actually making disastrous cooking videos that do get traction, since no one wants to see a fat retard sperg about chinesium pans or egg storage, or trying to become a reply guy like all other failures in life who want the fame without doing shit, Jack of course does this about 9 years too late.

 

[a terminal posture]

When I think of Amish cooking I think about crushed up bagged pretzels, pineapple jello and brown sugar substitute.
(bonus: this stupid nigger thinks pizzas have to be round)

 

[AnOminous]

When faced with either actually making disastrous cooking videos that do get traction, since no one wants to see a fat retard sperg about chinesium pans or egg storage, or trying to become a reply guy like all other failures in life who want the fame without doing shit, Jack of course does this about 9 years too late.

This asshole acts all MAGA and muh murrica and then 90% of the shit he reviews is just OEM chinkshit, often something he's reviewed before more than once from some chink outlet that just slaps their own label on something that already is sold under a dozen or more names.

(bonus: this stupid nigger thinks pizzas have to be round)

Somehow, this "Italian" (he's actually part camelfucker) hasn't heard of Sicilian.

 

[p1138]

When I think of Amish cooking I think about crushed up bagged pretzels, pineapple jello and brown sugar substitute.
(bonus: this stupid nigger thinks pizzas have to be round)

Holy shit, that fucking thumbnail.

https://www.amish365.com/homemade-amish-sweet-and-salty-fruit-pizza/

That's the site he ripped it off from, there isn't a damned amish thing about it. Of course their picture doesn't look like scabby ice cream either. Of course Fatty has to make two.

"I don't eat dessert" BULLSHIT. Also confirms he's going to fail at making a shoofly pie. Mentions "brown sugar substitute" wtf would that even be? And he's not using it, he's just using brown sugar.

Couldn't even fucking tip the bowl into the pan himself. For whatever insane reason he wants to tip it to the left... when he could have just used his left arm to tip it to the right. So we get this awkward shot of Tammy trying to help get it out of the pan from the wrong side. Couldn't even layer it in the pan on camera... he was just pushing it around then cuts after Tammy did it for him.

"powdered sugar substitute" still using sugar. So he cuts the plain gelatin in half, but then uses way more than a quarter teaspoon of salt...

HOLY FUCK I WAS WONDERING WHAT WAS WITH THAT CROOKED ON THE SPOON ROB YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD HAHA

For whatever reason Tammy can't use both hands to hold the plate and get a bite, so Fatty has to hold her plate for her. She says too much gelatin, after they already cut out a bunch of gelatin because Fatty thought it would be weird to have too much gelatin even though it doesn't hold together because he didn't use enough gelatin. It's not fucking rocket science. Also the look on Tammy's face... she looks disgusted by it. But of course Fatty isn't going to be eating this double batch baking tray of fruit pizzas...

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Somehow, this "Italian" (he's actually part camelfucker) hasn't heard of Sicilian.

Or any variation of pizza that isn't round.