Pat, whale, wailing at Pat Wales.
Does the 'S' in Patty S Tomlinson stand for 'softball'? Cos he makes it so fucking easy.
No, child, I'm not, and no, child, I didn't, and no, child, it doesn't. This is why your life is already over.
I just love The Pig so much. He is so utterly irredeemable and vile that I feel no guilt at all about laughing at him. He is repetitive sure, but he always manages to keep things new and exciting. It's like the world's greatest comedy show that runs 24 hours a day but with some fairly long commercial breaks.
"Even funnier than the man who has been made ridiculous, however, is the man who,
having had something funny happens to him, refuses to admit that anything out of the
way has happened, and attempts to maintain his dignity. "
This is the most succinct explanation for why Pat is funny. It is certainly not because the man himself has any charisma whatsoever - Pat has the exact opposite of charisma, and he has got it in spades. No, Pat is funny because he desperately does not want to be funny.
A grown adult arguing with his toilet on Twitter and threatening it with prison is funny. Chewbacca texting you at 3 AM to scream at you is funny. Pat denying the existence of eyes to own the stalkerchildren is funny. Pat treating all of these things as the most serious of business and
absolutely refusing to acknowledge how ridiculous any of it is is absolutely side-splitting. As was recently said, if Pat leaned into the funsters instead of treating the false and lying toilet as if it was a legitimate attempt at identity theft, this thread would die off quickly and the OnA brothermen would forget Pat even exists; they'd move on to someone else, or more likely each other. That won't happen, because Pat is too self-important to ever laugh at himself - and that, THAT is why his life is already over. He chose this path long ago. Enjoy the fart couch, Pat child.
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