Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Aunt Carol]

I have never had cats, is it that hard to keep them from licking your food?

Cats are agile and fast and can teleport, but ultimately you have the big brain so no. Like, don't leave the meat out and wander off. Lay down the law early with the cat about not being allowed on the counter, but be advised that your control is not complete and you have a little opportunist in your home.

I think it's on the level of not leaving the keys in your car.

Once I left coffee and a raised doughnut on the table to answer the door--it was the mailman, so very briefly. When I came back, the entire doughnut was completely gone. Not being eaten, not being licked, gone.

That's how I learned that specific cat was Mr. Bread Vacuum and I had to adjust my cat protocols accordingly. Cat before him, cat after him didn't give a damn about bread products, but this guy was unstoppable and once snaked a piece of buttered toast off a plate by re-a-a-a-ching up with one extended claw. Ultimately I'm the human so it's my responsibility.

Cats only fart when they are super stressed out. Or chronically fucked in the guts. She's doing something wrong.

Or if you're changing food on them, or if they stole and ate an entire doughnut in 30 seconds, so yeah.
Sometimes it can be something less obvious, like a dental infection.

 

[it's pronounced gif]

I am so excited for RFKs appointment and how many cows are going to lose their shit continuously, I knew it wouldnt take long for Staph to cry about it

 

[a hapless toad]

Cats are agile and fast and can teleport, but ultimately you have the big brain so no. Like, don't leave the meat out and wander off. Lay down the law early with the cat about not being allowed on the counter, but be advised that your control is not complete and you have a little opportunist in your home.

I think it's on the level of not leaving the keys in your car.

Once I left coffee and a raised doughnut on the table to answer the door--it was the mailman, so very briefly. When I came back, the entire doughnut was completely gone. Not being eaten, not being licked, gone.

That's how I learned that specific cat was Mr. Bread Vacuum and I had to adjust my cat protocols accordingly.

A previous cat of mine would have had his face in the coffee cup and ignored the donut. I couldn't even set a cup down on a side table and look away for a second.

Current cat doesn't steal food or get on counters so I'm lucky that way. I also live in a place where I can and sometimes do leave my keys in the car. He does puke piles of kibble if I don't feed him Blue Buffalo though (never again!) and he refuses to eat wet food.

All that said, I wouldn't eat a thing made in Staph's kitchen. There's no reason to leave raw chicken out where the cat could get it, even if it's unattended for a minute. Put that shit in the fridge and get your cat off the counter ffs. I love cats and don't think they're necessarily dirty but nigga them paws have been in the litter box and they don't belong on food preparation or eating surfaces.

 

[Stan]

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D-does she normally let her cat lick raw chicken? Does she normally then cook and consume meat that's been licked by the cat? I have so many questions

OT but I thought cats could tolerate eating raw meat…

Moorcat farts if he eats food that isn’t his special food. It’s gross.

Siggy is probably farting because she eats shitty food that’s full of shitty cheap ingredients and there’s something in there she has an intolerance to.

Ye she gives Sig too much low quality food with grains and legumes in it and that ferments in the gut. IMO cats don’t do gray on plain dry food. They do better w moist food but a lot of ppl won’t give it because it’s smelly and the cat “whines” for it because it’s better food .

 

[a hapless toad]

OT but I thought cats could tolerate eating raw meat…

They can, but cats can also get bird flu and it's running rampant in the US poultry industry at the moment.

 

[Chromeo]

A previous cat of mine would have had his face in the coffee cup and ignored the donut. I couldn't even set a cup down on a side table and look away for a second.

Current cat doesn't steal food or get on counters so I'm lucky that way. I also live in a place where I can and sometimes do leave my keys in the car. He does puke piles of kibble if I don't feed him Blue Buffalo though (never again!) and he refuses to eat wet food.

All that said, I wouldn't eat a thing made in Staph's kitchen. There's no reason to leave raw chicken out where the cat could get it, even if it's unattended for a minute. Put that shit in the fridge and get your cat off the counter ffs. I love cats and don't think they're necessarily dirty but nigga them paws have been in the litter box and they don't belong on food preparation or eating surfaces.

My cats love going after fried chicken. We just have to be careful when we throw out chicken bones (and usually end up with at least one dragged out of our trash because the little black cat cannot be deterred.)
When I'm eating something my friendly cat usually wants a sniff just because he's interested, and I've eaten cat-licked food before because I'm just a gross person and don't care, but Stephanie's willingness to feed/allow her cat to eat human foods just crosses a line to me. If it's an accident, or a lick once in a while, nobody's gonna die, but she really just neglects her animals.

 

[JanuaryViolet]

Cats only fart when they are super stressed out. Or chronically fucked in the guts. She's doing something wrong.

It's normal for kittens to have gas very occasionally, their digestive systems are still developing. Luckily, it's a brief stage because I swear kitten gas could clear a stadium in under a minute. Also that sweet kitty deserves better than having to be locked up with that horrid troll that doesn't feed her properly. Keeping an indoor cat away from raw chicken is easy - don't fucking have it around.

Apologies for cat-sperging.

Edited to not double-post: "I've eaten cat-licked food before"
Uh, me too. Perhaps not always intentionally, but I'll share cat-ok food when I'm done.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I've eaten cat-licked food

You're brave admitting this; some people can make ninety-five arguments about why they don't like cat-licks.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I've eaten cat-licked food before

You're brave admitting this; some people can make ninety-five arguments about why they don't like cat-licks.

Listen, they're dear little creatures but it's very hard to discount how much time they spend licking their own butthole.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

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Staph is very cultured.

Not to derail the cat-licking topic (I've done it too, it's also cute as fuck when they lick my hand), but I checked out Otyken and was blown away. Can't believe I got a music rec from Staph of all people. Now if she can just stay away from The HU.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Listen, they're dear little creatures but it's very hard to discount how much time they spend licking their own butthole.

I was making a dumb Martin Luther pun that you were not retarded enough to get.

Speaking of Stephanie and her performative taste in music, I was relieved to realize that Tool is actually safe from her wandering hyperfixation, due to its frontman's open bigotry against minor-attracted persons. Be better, Maynard!

 

[pink cigarettes]

How fucking ignorant and naïve to presume that gay or transgender couples don't argue.

Talk about telling on yourself. If Stephanie thinks that gay/troon couples don't get into ridiculous histrionic slap-fights or have retarded abusive relationships that drag on for years, she's never had a long-term friendship with or spent any real time around any rainbow people lol

Well, she does like to bang drums.

"uwu is it possible for me to talk to people in my own area about issues I care about? Will that help? "
Gosh Stephanie, idk, you're over 30 and keep reminding people you have a degree in Social Work, but you might not be ready yet. Probably best to stay home with your imaginary boyfriend.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

In my opinion, there is nothing remotely weird about obsessively listening to the same two albums. If you love an album, then that's pretty much what you do with it. Guilty as charged. Watching a movie you love every time it comes on TV isn't weird, either. Her statements don't match the OP; going to watch planes every weekend is more autistic coded than her examples.


Good luck with that. It would be easier for you to take some hand sanitizer with you.


Murder or suicide?


Callipygian:

1. Relating to or having buttocks that are considered beautifully proportioned.
2. Having beautifully shaped buttocks.
3. Pertaining to or having finely developed buttocks.

Something Staph's flat ass can't relate to being.


OK.


Memento sounds like a dick, but it's still funny whenever Staph gets told no1curs.


Debbie is supposedly 16 years old.


Trooning out is the ultimate 'not like other girls' thing to do.


Yeah... I don't think that would work.


So many victim doom posts.


Obvious reasons why.


Bargaining. One or the other, fine. Both, she will fight you.


Putting your murderous thoughts about killing your neighbours isn't very smart.


Fat.


Rude and fat.


I can't wait to see this 'for decorative use only' axe.


For fucks sake, stop blasting your neighbours business online, especially because this might be a genuine legal matter. 'Man' up and call the cops if you genuinely think someone is in danger. It's almost like you want them to kill each other.

 

[Poonocchio]

Gay and trans couples can also argue and stay together, like any other couple.

Pretty sure the domestic violence rates for lesbian couples are disproportionately high, no?

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Speaking of Stephanie and her performative taste in music, I was relieved to realize that Tool is actually safe from her wandering hyperfixation, due to its frontman's open bigotry against minor-attracted persons. Be better, Maynard!

What an absolute state Stapphy's life is in when I legitimately think she's more open to a singer having possibly fucked kids than a singer who condemns people who do.

Yes yes, I know, intense debate over MJ, but between 'MJ might have fucked kids' and 'Till Lindeman definitely fucks his fans, probably in weird ways, but maybe also rape' she kind of has a track record.

 

[grimacefetishist]

The fact she presents it as a common issue others would relate to… I have never had cats, is it that hard to keep them from licking your food?

It can be. Many cats are prone to intrusiveness, curiosity, and FOMO.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Staph has received her axe!


More of a hammer than an axe.

 

[Carnivorous Plant]

Pretty sure the domestic violence rates for lesbian couples are disproportionately high, no?

This misconception was the result of a single study that asked participants "have you experienced domestic abuse with a partner". Of the women asked who were in current lesbian relationships the vast majority of the domestic violence they reported was from prior male partners/cohabitants (We can't all be gold stars, can we?)

For a more recent and comprehensive study: https://www.ojp.gov/pdffiles1/nij/181867.pdf Page 29 onwards, 30 touches upon what I mentioned.

Staph has received her axe!

I'm amazed that this managed to look worse than I expected. Also what kind of viking takes a picture of her weapon lying flat instead of an action shot?

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Staph has received her axe!
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More of a hammer than an axe.

Holy shit lol, talk about cheap Chinesium bullshit! I sincerely hope she never tries to actually go and posture with this shit, that axehead looks liable to go flying off if you so much as breathe on it.

The 'Viking aesthetic' symbol on there looks like branding, ffs, it makes it looks incredibly cheap. Setting aside the fact that a quick Google search indicated it's one of those pseudo-historical symbols that's mostly been given any 'meaning' quite recently, much like all Stapphy's druid bullshit is a modern fabrication, if you actually had any reverence for the source material you probably wouldn't turn what's supposed to be meaningful runes into vague blobs.

Same 'fuckit, close enough' energy:

 

[Aunt Carol]

Trooning out is the ultimate 'not like other girls' thing to do.

Pause here--this is more than it appears on a first glance.

Troon OP is saying that if you mention a common thing troons do and a conversation builds around it, one troon will say "not me, I don't do that." OP likens this to NLOG girls.

Stephanie butts in with claiming to be a NLOG girl "until I realized I wasn't really a girl."

It's a good thing nobody pays attention to Stephanie, because what she just said was "those troons must not be real transwomen."

More of a hammer than an axe.

The head-haft mismatch is amazing. I know this is a display piece, but even looking at it feels awkward in the hand.