What method do you use to wash your hair?

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Like when you have shampoo in your hair, how do you wash your hair without it getting in your eyes and without pulling a muscle in your neck?
 
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AnsemSoD1 said:
I simply close my eyes and lather a lot of Pert in my longish dark brown hair.
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What is pert is that some swanky hair softener?

We Are The Witches said:
I think it's called closing your eyes.

You're also supposed to be inside a functioning shower.
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Even if you close your eyes it still burns and it's suffocating.

I am in a functioning shower, the water comes out at a good pressure
 
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AnsemSoD1 said:
Pert is just the shampoo we use, but yeah, its pretty effective, try it.
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I don't think we have that here, I usually use sunsilk or headnshoulders whatever is cheap really

Sparkletor 2.0 said:
How do you get shampoo in your eyes when washing your pubes?
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Because I have a big stonking dick the size of a dreadnaughticus-o-saurus riiiiiight luvvv
 
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Forsaken Wanderer said:
Even if you close your eyes it still burns and it's suffocating.

I am in a functioning shower, the water comes out at a good pressure
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Maybe you need to change shampoos then.

I don't know how that would be suffocating, are you overweight? Use your hands to rinse it away from your face with the water that falls onto you.

With the eyes there's obviously something wrong, as said, change shampoos (the one you have might be the problem), and try to not let it touch you (in that area). So when you rinse it with water, I guess delicately do so by pulling your head backwards slightly, let the water fall onto your head, and with the hands push it away from your face, towards your back.

Something like that, you get the idea. Use less aggressive products.
 
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Try this one, crybaby
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AnsemSoD1 said:
Bro, where the fuck do you live, Europe?
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mini europia, it's a gay place full of sheep shaggers and expensive cheese

We Are The Witches said:
Maybe you need to change shampoos then.

I don't know how that would be suffocating, are you overweight? Use your hands to rinse it away from your face with the water that falls onto you.

With the eyes there's obviously something wrong, as said, change shampoos (the one you have might be the problem), and try to not let it touch you (in that area). So when you rinse it with water, I guess delicately do so by pulling your head backwards slightly, let the water fall onto your head, and with the hands push it away from your face, towards your back.

Something like that, you get the idea. Use less aggressive products.
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What I mean is, who likes the experience of having shampoo on your face, it's not a nice experience, and you end up with dry eyes and a bad taste in your mouth. It's better to avoid that but then you have to strain your neck to keep it going down your face. There is a lot of artistry and skill at play.

I think all shampoo is quite aggressive really is it not
 
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Forsaken Wanderer said:
I think all shampoo is quite aggressive really is it not
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Maybe or for the most part, there are ones which might be less aggressive (the ones for babies & kids), although you have to carefully review it first and see other opinions, apparently some shampoos for babies might be aggressive as well.

There's nothing wrong with that, it's better than to irritate your skin. So I guess you need to do some research on shampoos available in your area.
 
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We Are The Witches said:
Maybe or for the most part, there are ones which might be less aggressive (the ones for babies & kids), although you have to carefully review it first and see other opinions, apparently some shampoos for babies might be aggressive as well.

There's nothing wrong with that, it's better than to irritate your skin. So I guess you need to do some research on shampoos available in your area.
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That is certainly some deep shampoo lore, but surely you know what I'm talking about right, nothing worse than shampoo irritating your face
 
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Forsaken Wanderer said:
That is certainly some deep shampoo lore, but surely you know what I'm talking about right, nothing worse than shampoo irritating your face
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It shouldn't be irritating your face, if it is, you should not use it.

And in such case, you might do like Asmongold and not use any soap/shampoos at all, and clean yourself with a knife.

I'm only half joking, if you don't use shampoos your hair might be still "greasy", but maybe you don't need to use shampoos every day? Even if you shower every day.

So yeah, a combination of a lesser aggressive product and maybe limit the frequency of use, or maybe go to the doctor and see if you have allergies or something.

Or, the ultimate move, shave your head.
 
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