Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Blackstar]

 

[#FF0000]

Ok I'd usually Clean-o-Vision this but I am lazy as shit (you'll figure out why this was impossible while watching this clip without doing it frame by frame and I ain't doing that shit nigga), Austin tried to do another dumb DDR thing and just gave up after the first couple of seconds (please ignore the first visible YouTube comment, kthx).


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I wanna see him try BMR A

 

[Winter]

DAMN THAT EEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH NICE

 

[Kees H]

Austin is so back on crack, he just went full Terry A. Davis on a random rat calling him on the phone . Just needed a mention of God and nigger and you'd say it's his fucking son. We are so fucking back.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Oh you wanna holler at me? WELL ILL JUST HOLLER AT YOU AHH AHH AHH AHH

 

[Red flaming panda]

Oh yeah, Austin out here putting all these RATS in their place.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Austin is so back on crack, he just went full Terry A. Davis on a random rat calling him on the phone . Just needed a mention of God and nigger and you'd say it's his fucking son. We are so fucking back.

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God's Lonely Gambler

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Of course he's back on the crispy crackerooski swishing rats and losing it all.
Do you think Da Vinci would have stopped if they made painting illegal? Would Shakespeare have stopped if it was a crime to write plays? Would it have dissuaded Michael Foucault if the Tunisian authorities prevented grown men from having sex with underaged boys? Of course not. Bossman was put on this earth to do three things: smoke crack, gamba, and make ratdad regret not pulling out.

 

[DrunkenLemon]

"The CIA riggers, they glow in the dark, you can see them when you're driving.

You just run 'em over, thats what you do."

TAP

TAP

TAP

"Fuckin' CIA riggers."

 

[moocow]

Makes sense. It's not like the courts will ever actually do anything substantial to him no matter what he does. It's a license to do whatever he likes with impunity.

 

[Tahini Sauce]

I hope Trump issues an executive order allowing Bossman to smoke crack.

 

[Love Is Blue]

I wanted so bad for Austin to get his shit together and quit his shit and he goes and double triple chucks his case and smokes crack. see you space gambler...

 

[Laughingator]

Crack bros? We're so back!
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DAMN THAT THUMB BLACK!

I'm sure he just broke a black marker right ?

Magic 8 ball says "Jail stripes in your future".

 

[Looney Troons]

Crack bros, please chill out. The black thumb obviously comes from him gripping the back of his chair while pretending to play DDR for 30 seconds.

 

[Radiaux]

I guess he really likes jail.

 

[GEEKBARDOODLEJUMP]

u guys voted me trash when I called it early

no but fr this is sad bro's let's enjoy the content while we have it.

 

[Focken Kiwi]

I hope Trump issues an executive order allowing Bossman to smoke crack.

RFK Jr. declares a cracked out Bossman Jack is good for the humours.

 

[Drama Fan]

RFK Jr. declares a cracked out Bossman Jack is good for the humours.

He needs it to clear his sinuses. It's medicinal!

 

[Anakin Soywalker]

AustinDoesHardTime doesn't have as nice of a ring to it...

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Maybe it's just the lighting, bros