Local Lolcow Lore

[#FreeRoss]

People in the Kiwifarms chat keep mentioning local forum lolcows such as @WolfeTone and @PeggieBigCock I asked for information about them only to be told it was in deleted DM chains and you just had to be there, so I'm wondering why we don't have threads documenting these people. What happened to archiving everything?

 

[PositiveMonk]

OP you are a faggot. Stop making shitty threads.

 

[Ass to Ass]

That information is classified, newfag.

 

[Axiom.]

Because most newfags, including me, are retarded so they don't get to sit with the cool kids table .

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

Second poster isn't positive

He's not positive at all D:

 

[Vect]

What happened to archiving everything?

What's wrong with you?

They're archived. Here on the site. Search their names and look for their posts. It's not like that would impede on your valuable time.

 

[Just A Butt]

he doesn't know about the secret threads behind the paywall where we make fun of poor people lmao

 

[MARlNA]

Most intelligent Ross post

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

There is this user, @#FreeRoss, who was so down bad that he tried to ask out another kiwi, @Helvetia.

After getting rejected he got so MATI that he made a thread calling Luigi Mangione evil because Helvetica has him on her pfp.

The femcel chick reminded me of Luigi Mangione, and I decided to make this thread, but that's not the sole reason. This is how genuinely I feel about Luigi Mangione. Also, I thought it would be funny to see her reaction to my opinion, so it's sort of a combo reason why I made my thread.

 

[Eternal Spirit of Light]

OP, you are heterosexual, continue making good threads.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Because most newfags, including me, are retarded so they don't get to sit with the cool kids table .

Lurk MOAR

 

[seri0us]

@#FreeRoss Imagine simping so hard you turn into a literal shabbos goy

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

@#FreeRoss every post I see from you is gayer than the last lmao

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Eddie Riggs, just please shut the fuck up, this alt is so fucking gay.

 

[IKOL]

@#FreeRoss every post I see from you is gayer than the last lmao

Like scat fetish gay porn, his posts are.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

Eddie Riggs, just please shut the fuck up, this alt is so fucking gay.

This doesn’t seem like Eddie if I may input

 

[Eternal Spirit of Light]

@#FreeRoss every post I see from you is straighter than the last lmao

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

every post I see from you is straighter than the last lmao

Internet bullying really does work wonders for the disabled

 

[Treatlerite]

That information is classified, newfag.

Because most newfags, including me, are retarded so they don't get to sit with the cool kids table .

This is not true. If you autistically keyword search and stalk old / spergatory'd threads you too can become enlightened newfag.

 

[Irregardless]

I'm just saying, you should be careful because your quickly becoming one yourself bud