Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Senior Frogmin]

The only update we have of Adam is that he changed his pfp on Facebook.

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Is this how the story ends? With a vague threat? Couldn't have had it any other way.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Is this Chibi's longest period of radio silence? I can't remember when I first joined the thread, but it feels like he's always been active somewhere even if he's not making an ass of himself.

 

[Whaler]

Is this Chibi's longest period of radio silence? I can't remember when I first joined the thread, but it feels like he's always been active somewhere even if he's not making an ass of himself.

I think it might be, unless he's managed to make an account and keep his mouth shut about it being him. But yeah, he's always been at least somewhat active on some form of social media. I wonder if he has a Bluesky account or something he's been using.

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

Fairly sure we've had at least one break longer than this one several years ago, wouldn't be able to tell you exactly when it was though. ETA: IIRC it started some time before April '22.

As for favorite Chibi media, it's tough to not choose the clip that propelled him into the upper echelon of cringe masters. I guess beyond the classic, my favorite is when Googly Eyes was reading this thread and commenting on it and getting increasingly upset and he was so wrapped up in his vidya that he gave 0 fucks about his IRL GF being upset. It's just such a perfect display of his solipsistic, self-serving narcissism/autism two-hit combo.

 

[The News Crews]

EZScape (the Yugioh guy Chibi did an edit for) already knew who Chibi was and still had him edit content for him anyway. What a dumbass.

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Also complaining like a vagina about Pewdiepie not giving enough to credit to the speedrun event when laughing at Chibi.

I hope you all give credit to GDQ and the appropriate social media platforms for facilitating Chibi's various life disasters.

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IIRC Ezscape was also a bit of a sperg. Constantly getting in twitter spats and threatening suicide after getting pushback, until he finally ACK-ed himself

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

IIRC Ezscape was also a bit of a sperg. Constantly getting in twitter spats and threatening suicide after getting pushback, until he finally ACK-ed himself

I think you're thinking of ApolloLegend. Apollo is the guy who had twitter fights with GDQ and other speedrunners, got sued by Billy Mitchell, then killed himself and blamed DarkViperAU.

 

[The News Crews]

I think you're thinking of ApolloLegend. Apollo is the guy who had twitter fights with GDQ and other speedrunners, got sued by Billy Mitchell, then killed himself and blamed DarkViperAU.

You’re right I’m retarded

 

[Oliver Onions]

I wonder if he has a Bluesky account or something he's been using.

I would put money down not only on him having a Bluesky, but multiple burner accounts on Instagram and other platforms where he does nothing but harass e-girls.

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

then killed himself and blamed DarkViperAU

In that order?

 

[Large Rodent]

I've been going to various titty cosplayers' following lists on Bluesky and searching for usernames related to Chibi, but so far no luck. Does he go by any other names not listed in the OP? Hell, I've even tried Azure and got nothing. I've also just tried searching all of BS and gotten nothing. If he's still active somewhere, it either isn't here or he's come up with a new username.
Has mankind finally invented a cure for lolcow-ism? Has Chibi truly broken free? Say it ain't so.

 

[Oliver Onions]

If he's still active somewhere, it either isn't here or he's come up with a new username.

I would guess it's a completely new username. If I wanted to put my detective hat on I'd say something to do with Donkey Kong or Phoenix Wright because Chibi can't help himself, but if it was me trying to stay under the radar I'd either use a random name generator or something totally generic like VideoGameEnjoyer123.

Despite his constant whining over the years, if Adam actually wanted to stop being a lolcow it would be extremely easy to disappear. Just look at us scrambling for content in his absence.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

I've been going to various titty cosplayers' following lists on Bluesky and searching for usernames related to Chibi, but so far no luck. Does he go by any other names not listed in the OP? Hell, I've even tried Azure and got nothing. I've also just tried searching all of BS and gotten nothing. If he's still active somewhere, it either isn't here or he's come up with a new username.
Has mankind finally invented a cure for lolcow-ism? Has Chibi truly broken free? Say it ain't so.

He'll be back eventually. This is a guy who's desperate for fame and attention and online scrutiny ain't gonna stop him

 

[Snakebottom]

I would guess it's a completely new username. If I wanted to put my detective hat on I'd say something to do with Donkey Kong or Phoenix Wright because Chibi can't help himself, but if it was me trying to stay under the radar I'd either use a random name generator or something totally generic like VideoGameEnjoyer123.

Despite his constant whining over the years, if Adam actually wanted to stop being a lolcow it would be extremely easy to disappear. Just look at us scrambling for content in his absence.

Better to look for common keywords associated with him eg takoyaki OR cosplay OR “giantess porn” AND michigan etc

 

[Brown People are Gross]

Welcome to the Chibi thread, where we talk about Kingdom Hearts and Final Fantasy, and Chibi never shows up.

 

[Next Door Jimmy]

What if Chibi has gotten into an honest to god IRL relationship with a woman semi-aware enough to keep him off the internet for awhile? Once the oxytocin wears off, it will be nut up or shut up time in the relationship so I would expect that's when he comes back to the internet with some velocity. This is the drought before the rainy season.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Welcome to the Chibi thread, where we talk about Kingdom Hearts and Final Fantasy, and Chibi never shows up.

You forgot caveman trooning out.

 

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

it's wild how this guy went from being a pitiable recipient of one of the most infamous cringe moments in internet history to mindlessly exposing himself as a disgusting lazy braindead entitled parasitic scumbag who doesn't deserve a single breath he takes and he never learned a single thing from any of it after all this time. What an unfathomably massive piece of shit, I feel bad for his mother.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Not to be hyperbolic, but if chibi disappears I’ll probably leave the site for good. Dobson is dead. Chris Chan is dead. And most newer threads on the site have people complaining about irrelevant political things that have nothing to do with the subject of the thread. Chibi is one of the last old school lolcows, and he fits the classic definition in the best way possible.

 

[fentanyl tester]

Fear not, I'm sure our nigga Chibi is out there slinging lukewarm octopus balls in the middle of Detroit as we speak

 

[Brown People are Gross]

Chibi is one of the last old school lolcows, and he fits the classic definition in the best way possible.

These new lolcows don't even have jobs or go outside! You just can't get to that same level of cringe without real human interaction.