DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[neger psykolog]

Nobody cares if he passes the polygraph (which he wouldn't, people far smarter have tried and failed). But depending on the questions asked by the interviewer, a lie detector test would only serve to humiliate Phillip.

I don't know. DSP is such a weird case where he lies about literally everything (is his name even Phil or is it actually Philip?) that I fully expect the DSP cinematic universe to deliver some bizarre ass shit like it usually does... in this case it would be that he's 100% telling the truth about everything (in his mind).

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

He thinks with a new release more eyes are on him, so he tries to mimic how he thinks popular streamers act in the hopes that new people will come across his stream and be like "Wow this guy is so funny and likeable, I should stick around and give him money."

Not only does he acts like a clown the whole time but there is also that weird obsession with graphics and playing the game like he never played any videogame before.

He literally tries every button and goes "oh X is for attack"

And before any gameplay he has to sit on the settings screen and be handheld through it. (He usually ends up just setting the text to large)

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Grab your pitchforks boys, if you had anything to do with researching or verifying the bank leaks years ago you should be PISSED at Steve because he didn't give you credit according to Phil.

And I was wondering why my salary for fucking with Phil from Null for January was just $12k rather than the usual $15k. Steven "The Plagiarist" Cambian stole all of our work!

 

[dent_whisperer]

This calls into question another of Phil's lies. Does he have a tax accountant or a tax attorney? A tax accountant does your taxes. Phil's tax guy does his taxes. A tax attorney does not do your taxes. A tax attorney helps with litigation and settlements with the IRS when you have legal tax problems.

Neither one would be someone you should call to ask about identity theft.

I think Phil's tax person is probably from one of those debt relief companies that flood AM radio with their shit tier adverts.

 

[Balr0g]

Watching through RawPhil's stream and Phil seems to have found a new excuse "Can't do anything because she (he was playing against AKI) is using pattern she copied online" But Phil? What if the AKI player did as you and watched matches like preparing for a tournament? You are seriously slandering another human and you should be thrown into jail for that!

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

Phil couldn’t take a polygraph in the first place since the little sensors wouldn’t be able to stick on his oddly-shaped head.

 

[neger psykolog]

I think Phil's tax person is probably from one of those debt relief companies that flood AM radio with their shit tier adverts.

His bankruptcy lawyer was from a strip mall or some shit.

But to be fair she won him the case.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

Polygraphs are just pseudoscience. I don't know why Americans are still obsessed with them. They only work when you believe they work.

 

[neger psykolog]

Remember guys, he's above us all, he's ballin' (so hard like The Mayor), and his begging is a joke.

I'm bringing back this gif.

 

[myone]

I finally caught up with the interview, skipped through some parts, but I don't think I missed anything too important.

It's not bad, some amusing parts, but seems to me the current vibe around is a little overrated. I guess it's interesting for people who don't know much about Phil's lies, because Steve and Brosydephil laid them out in a lot of details, but that's not for me. I already know all that stuff, I wanna see Phil squirm and come up with his retarded explanations on the spot (which bite him in the ass later). There was too little of that, IMHO.

Sidescrollers was almost perfect, because Phil never realized (or realized way too late) that he had a more or less hostile interviewer. So he felt very comfortable and gave us all the Prestream bulllshit. DSP on the recent interview didn't even want to try anymore.

 

[dent_whisperer]

Polygraphs are just pseudoscience. I don't know why Americans are still obsessed with them. They only work when you believe they work.

Since you've got all the answers enlighten us on the alternative that nobody in this country is apparently smart enough to use.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Polygraphs are just pseudoscience. I don't know why Americans are still obsessed with them. They only work when you believe they work. don't think polygraphs

Probably cause they show up in police fiction fairly often where they're portrayed as working. Cops do know they don't work, since they're inadmissible in court, but they're useful as an interrogation tool. There's just enough "science" to it that it isn't just an empty box with "LIE DETECTOR" written on it.

Also it is funny when a compulsive liar takes one. Like Jeremy Dewitt, who larped as a cop while doing funeral escorts and has a thread, got a -37 on one which is the lowest score you can get on a polygraph.

Since you've got all the answers enlighten us on the alternative that nobody in this country is apparently smart enough to use.

Yeah I think Xerox came up with one

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Kino Casino clip pn the whole thing

"See you on the show next Tuesday!"
-PPP to Steve

 

[BScCollateral]

Polygraphs are just pseudoscience. I don't know why Americans are still obsessed with them. They only work when you believe they work.

It's an interesting subject.

Polygraph results are not admissable evidence in a court of law. I'm perfectly happy to believe this decision was based on a double-blind study and was the correct conclusion.

Both Mythbusters and Penn & Teller tried to beat a polygraph on their shows. They were unable to do so, except when the polygraph operator didn't believe they worked, and was trying to prove they didn't. I'm perfectly willing to believe they do not work, but I've never seen a demonstration where they failed, even when Penn & Teller explicitly set out to prove they didn't work.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Thanks for the Valentine's Day money, dummies! I guess Kat had to play Skyrim alone.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Thanks for the Valentine's Day money, dummies! I guess Kat had to play Skyrim alone.

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$1745 is literally more than what some people would spend on an actual nice vacation. What a fucking pathetic faggot.

 

[DPRK Is Real Wakanda]

Polygraphs are just pseudoscience. I don't know why Americans are still obsessed with them. They only work when you believe they work.

Correct. Even the US federal government started ramping down the polygraph requirement for a lot of TS/SCI clearances. Especially during covid when they couldn't get people in-person. Also, a lot of the polygraphers (yes, that's the job title) quit because apparently the job is quite boring.

It's more of the theater of the thing. Someone who is willing to strap themselves into a machine and get grilled over their SF-86 in-person is more likely to be trustworthy. The results of the test itself are secondary. People go in and get the same question repeated over and over until the signals from the machine indicate "true".

 

[Iron Hamster]

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Darkest nig indeed. Stationary even!

 

[Cats]

Welp, here it be, in no terms uncertain, black and white, straight from the denthole:



They Just Don't Care. They'll continue sending their govt tugbux and mommy/daddy's social security lifealert money to Phillip the forty two year old toddler no matter the cost, tyvm. Now I know this is all very old news, and everyone already knows that each and every one of the phil dents was born with the wiggly kind of chromosomes. But there's always this really strange atmosphere that settles down around the chat whenever one of them just flat out admits, like, "hey. I have no self worth or esteem whatsoever and intend to continue paying money to a person so they can show me zero respect and lie directly to my face."

It's like they all suddenly get a little quiet, almost somber for a moment, as if wrapped up in some attempt from their addled brains at a little honest personal reflection...and then *poof*. It's gone, they've immediately forgotten everything they were just thinking about and return to trying to get Phil's attention with tips.