Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Windy Moors]

I don't know if his Trump derangement can lead into something equally hilarious or more. I doubt he can top the paint balloons but I shouldn't discredit him since he proves he's dumber than he seems, from failing to sue randos calling him fat to advising people to salt their fucking gardens, Fatrick will be sure to pull off something dumber with his piggish sloppiness.

I can't wait for the 20 xeet spergout thread if the Ukraine war ends, thanks to Trump. He will twist himself into knots trying to explain why preventing further deaths on both sides is in fact evil, akshually.

 

[RollingRock2]

I never saw the complete lappening photo album. She looks so happy having PCJ's arm around her.

 

[Farmer McColl]

I can't wait for the 20 xeet spergout thread if the Ukraine war ends, thanks to Trump. He will twist himself into knots trying to explain why preventing further deaths on both sides is in fact evil, akshually.

Anything less than Vance getting a deal signed in which Europe gets to drop a dozen nukes on Moscow while Putin personally rebuilds Ukraine before being publicly beheaded by Zelensky will be proof Trump is subservient to the Kremlin.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

New update to Pig Canon.

I hereby declare that Jenny Bitchtits Tomlinson is legally and morally Canadian
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proud member of the 51st state?

 

[NaggotFigger]

Uh oh, stinky beer Lesbian of Pig goes oink oink squeal squeal again!




Patrick Abbott W, Patrick Tomlinson L. Self-entitlement ends you up with a fat faggot who has a very limited vocabulary and can't even hit back the lesser followers Patrick's tough shell; and broke the camel's back (piggy lesion on his ginormous stomach). Too bad that Rick has no redeeming qualities, even his "writing" and "job experience".

The only thing that he highly valued is himself, xeeting about Orange Man bad, cheap beer, chili jams, food and nothing else. Rage-fueled little piggy.

edit: Even more ragepig and childing. Total Libs of Bluesky W, Civilians won, Jenny L.

 

[Big White Bwana]

"Whom" you are?
Err... wut? And this creature calls himself a writer?

 

[Summer of George]

I never saw the complete lappening photo album. She looks so happy having PCJ's arm around her.
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Did you know that Ade and PCJ went out after the Lappening and enjoyed a romantic evening at the Wisconsin game?


(happy Valentine's day, everybody)

 

[TurboNAS]

Patrick Abbott W, Patrick Tomlinson L.

The better Patrick has three books available on Amazon and an interesting bio:

Patrick Abbott is a certified coach. Coaching has given him the opportunity to challenge himself and others while seeking to help people live better lives. Previously, he served in Iraq and Afghanistan. When not writing, he is active in his church, enjoys reading and the outdoors, and watches baseball to relax.

He’s going to rile up piggy Patrick worse than the Kyle parody account.

 

[Ring of Basilius]

I hope more fledgling authors discover the strat of "antagonizing Patrick S. Tomlinson = minor boost in exposure and sales."

 

[Maude Snew]

I hope more fledgling authors discover the strat of "antagonizing Patrick S. Tomlinson = minor boost in exposure and sales."

Legend has it if you get childed by Fat Rick and wished a million dollars by Nick Rekieta at the same time you will become fabulously wealthy.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Fatrick is way too corpulent and piggish to not expose himself. The Robinsons failed to cut him out of the christmas card due to how fat he is.
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I don't know if anything could top off the paint balloon shit because I remembered normies who had no idea who Fatrick was unironically believe he was some sort of Russian gay ops account trying to trick Ukrainians into killing themselves. I don't know if his Trump derangement can lead into something equally hilarious or more. I doubt he can top the paint balloons but I shouldn't discredit him since he proves he's dumber than he seems, from failing to sue randos calling him fat to advising people to salt their fucking gardens, Fatrick will be sure to pull off something dumber with his piggish sloppiness.

I heard about him when I heard he cheated on a fun run long before the funsters found out about him, forgot about him, then remembered him all over again.

Patrick S Tomlinson is fat and can't even briskly walk a 5k.

I've had IRL melties at my husband over the "salting the garden" comment. Then again I don't think Fat Rick knows that if you plant a pickaninny's penis in the ground if you salt it it does not grow up from there preseasoned.

 

[Big White Bwana]

And here's to you, Mr Tomlinson
KF loves you more than you will know,
Oh, woe, woe, woe
God bless you please, Mr Tomlinson
Quasi loved it when you had to pay
Eighty-Three-Kay
You're fat and gay.

We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files
We'd like to help you learn to write a novel
Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes
Wallow in the filth of your half-hovel

And here's to you, Mr Tomlinson
KF loves you more than you will know,
Oh, woe, woe, woe
God bless you please, Mr Tomlinson
Quasi loved it when you had to pay
Eighty-Three-Kay
You big fat gay.

Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
In your pantry with your pepperoni
It's a little secret, just the Tomlinsons' affair
Most of all, you've got to hide all the dead nigs

And here's to you, Mr Tomlinson
KF loves you more than you will know,
Oh, woe, woe, woe
God bless you please, Mr Tomlinson
Quasi loved it when you had to pay
Eighty-Three-Kay
Fat lisping gay.

Reverse-queefin' Nikki's chuff on Sunday afternoon
Going to the FurryCon debate
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you've got to choose
Every way you look at it - YOU LOSE!

Where have you gone, Tiny Tim in Space?
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you,
What's that you say, Mr Tomlinson?
Prison's where those children ought to play..?
You creepy gay
Fat piggy gay...

EDIT: I am a relative newcomer here, and it's quite possible, that, somewhere in these 1400+ pages, someone else has already done this...
...but WTF, I just had to.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Can't say I'm surprised that Patrick would rather argue with a older woman online than spend Valentines day with his wife. Guess he couldn't afford going back to Chubby's.

 

[Entomologist]

I know that Pat is generally a huge pussy IRL. If he does actually get a visit from the feds, what are the odds of him trying to take a swing at the FBI agents trying to arrest the oinking insurrectionist pig-man for fedposting Orange Man's nazi stormtrooper jackbooted CIA gangster thugs arresting him to silence his voice in The Resistance? Pat enjoying federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison would be the most poetic ending to his saga.

 

[FinnSven]

I know that Pat is generally a huge pussy IRL. If he does actually get a visit from the feds, what are the odds of him trying to take a swing at the FBI agents trying to arrest the oinking insurrectionist pig-man for fedposting Orange Man's nazi stormtrooper jackbooted CIA gangster thugs arresting him to silence his voice in The Resistance? Pat enjoying federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison would be the most poetic ending to his saga.

Depends if he knows he is being filmed or not.

If he thinks there are no cameras on he will meekly do what they say.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Wow. Goanna be a busy weekend for the Pig.


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EVS calling anyone else a fat faggot is a huge fucking hypocritical stretch and yet Rick is such a portly piece of shit (with bitch tits) that makes everyone immediately hate him Ethan can do that here with no issue.

Jeffrey Dahmer, were he alive today, could call Patrick an evil faggot and nobody anywhere would say, "Hey, wait a second!"

 

[NaggotFigger]

It’s almost time for him to oink and squeal. He’s dreaming sweet dreams about being a successful nigger butcher, selling quality niggeroni across America, and is popular amongst Wisconsinites for being multitalented!

…Very fat and all lies and delusions. It’s a cycle that Piggy loves to repeat, sleep, eat, fart, shit, Xeet, seethe, and nothing else. Simple as.

And he’s very rotund. Very fat, and fat in terms of grease and many lies pulled out from his ass and ass knife.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

i really want pat to win lolcow of the year 2025.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

i really want pat to win lolcow of the year 2025.

No, child. ThaT will noT occur. Enjoy 3rd place every year, stalker.

 

[Laburnum]

i really want pat to win lolcow of the year 2025.

Maybe I'm being optimistic but it looks like Rekieta is winding down a bit from the high drama of last year. A good court case for fatty should put him in good stead for the next Julays.