Nexpo/YT Horror Channels - Do they all suck

[Blackstar]

I thought it ended with the main character suicide bombing the aliens only to wake up in our world? I kind of zoned out after they get captured by the Government Agents working for the aliens and somehow get into a twitter war with their fucking captors.

After that the story continued with the teenage girl Nat being the main character, they found some of the people that got fucked up by a strobe but there was a kid with them that was also hit by it but they didn't kill it but took him in, he can't speak but can draw super detailed stuff despite being a kid. The group that was pro-dark water returned and gave them food but eventually Nat, Tucker, and the kid escaped because the government people wanted to experiment on the kid and the ARG went on hiatus at that point.

 

[The Spoils of War]

Every game has been played by Youtubers. I think you're just unable to express you like the slop.

Iron Lung is better than popular indie games like Poppy Playtime and Hello Neighbor because it wasn't made to be played by YouTubers or sell merchandise. The fact that Markiplier played it and exaggerated his reactions doesn't change anything, as he does that in every video.

I know what the game is, and it was short of even a walking simulator.

I'm sorry that you can't play a game without shooting monsters or having a chase scene every five minutes.

 

[Noxe]

Iron Lung is better than popular indie games like Poppy Playtime and Hello Neighbor because it wasn't made to be played by YouTubers or sell merchandise. The fact that Markiplier played it and exaggerated his reactions doesn't change anything.

And yet Markiplier is going to be in the official movie. And they're making a sequel iirc. How is it not becoming YouTube game? FNAF wasn't made specifically to be played by Youtubers and yet it became a YouTube horror game.

Edit: not to mention mark was also in the FNAF movie

 

[Colon capital V]

Edit: not to mention mark was also in the FNAF movie

I think you're confusing him with Matpat, but yeah.

 

[The Spoils of War]

And yet Markiplier is going to be in the official movie. And they're making a sequel iirc. How is it not becoming YouTube game? FNAF wasn't made specifically to be played by Youtubers and yet it became a YouTube horror game.

You can call it a "YouTube game" because it's popular, but there weren't any enemies or characters that could be sold as plushies, it wasn't a jumpscare fest so that people could put their screaming faces on thumbnails, and there wasn't any cryptic lore for MatPat to make a video on. It's not YouTuber bait like mascot horror games.

 

[Noxe]

I think you're confusing him with Matpat, but yeah.

Markiplier was in the FNAF movie as well. He was in the begining of the movie.

 

[Shek$il]

Iron Lung is better than popular indie games like Poppy Playtime and Hello Neighbor because it wasn't made to be played by YouTubers or sell merchandise. The fact that Markiplier played it and exaggerated his reactions doesn't change anything, as he does that in every video.



I'm sorry that you can't play a game without shooting monsters or having a chase scene every five minutes.

1. Those games are also bad.

2. You're now desperate to imply I'm some mindless action-junkie for rejecting your slop, when you're the one soying out over a game that is so Youtube Game it's going to be a movie starring Markiplier.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Is there anyone else who does a good job covering Latin American content outside of back 2 the drawing board?

 

[Xerxes IX]

Markiplier was in the FNAF movie as well. He was in the begining of the movie.

That was the plan, but it didn't work out because he was busy filming Iron Lung.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

Is there anyone else who does a good job covering Latin American content outside of back 2 the drawing board?

In English your only other option is that Cinna guy that tries and fails to do the spoopy voice. In Spanish, most YouTubers just lift ideas made already by English speakers.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

Sorry if this has already been answered in the video, I don't want to watch it. Too messed up, seen enough shit with the previous zoosadist stuff that I could go without hearing it forever.
But why cats? Is it because cats are an invasive species thus they feel content killing them? Ive met people with that mentality, people on farms. They have no pity for stray cats because they fuck up the bird population and stuff, but still.
I've never seen so much hatred for a species other than monkey hate. Sure people abuse dogs and other animals but I don't see them go out of the way to rally against them in particular in the way these people do with cats.

Alright.
If we try to get into the rationality of a sickfuck zoosadist...
You are a depraved individual who finds joy in harming animals. Dogs can be too much of a risk since big dogs can fight back. Puppies and Kittens are small and fragile... but might seem too easy to not get your kicks in.
So i guess the reason why they target cats isnt for any ideological reason like saving birds or because some cultures worship cats. no. its because they're small, they can fight back but they're too small to kill a human.

I just think, to zoosadist this is all a game.. or a hunt
since alot of zoosadists are zoophiles and want to feel more in tune to their animal instinct so they view cats as prime prey to hunt.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

you're the one soying out over a game that is so Youtube Game it's going to be a movie starring Markiplier.

So is STALKER a youtube game because it has a fan movie that has Wendigoon and OperatorDrewski in it? That has two youtubers so it must be double the soy right?

 

[The Spoils of War]

So is STALKER a youtube game because it has a fan movie that has Wendigoon and OperatorDrewski in it? That has two youtubers so it must be double the soy right?

STALKER has also been played by several YouTubers, which, as you know, means it is slop.

 

[anliteralidiot]

And they're making a sequel iirc.

It's been a few years, and the sequel isn't out. If it was a true and honest YouTuber game, we would be on sequel #5 by now.

 

[Not 6 Foot]

STALKER has also been played by several YouTubers, which, as you know, means it is slop.

So is STALKER a youtube game because it has a fan movie that has Wendigoon and OperatorDrewski in it? That has two youtubers so it must be double the soy right?

No. The thing I think you guys are missing is whether the game is actually playable/is played outside of a YouTuber soy facing to it.

And before you get all, "well yeah I played it," I'm talking the general public. Most people that are into FNAF or Iron Lung are only into it because YouTubers played it. Go talk to your work buddies about Skyrim, Stalker, Age of Empires, etc and they'll have things to say about the actual gameplay or stories to tell. Talk to them about Iron Lung and you're more likely to get, "what's that," or, "yeah I watched (YouTuber) play that."

 

[FILTH Tourist]

Go talk to your work buddies about Skyrim, Stalker, Age of Empires, etc and they'll have things to say about the actual gameplay or stories to tell.

Dude, none of my coworkers have ever played a 15 year old janky Ukrainian game. It had a niche cult following and the only reason why it got popular (and a sequel after so many years) is because of youtubers talking about it and growing the fan base.

 

[Not 6 Foot]

Dude, none of my coworkers have ever played a 15 year old janky Ukrainian game. It had a niche cult following and the only reason why it got popular (and a sequel after so many years) is because of youtubers talking about it and growing the fan base.

Okay. That's your friend group and they need a little culture. You're still purposefully being obtuse and you know exactly why Iron Lung (and others) are considered YouTube games.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

Okay. That's your friend group and they need a little culture. You're still purposefully being obtuse and you know exactly why Iron Lung (and others) are considered YouTube games.

How am I being obtuse? You didn't say friends, you said "work buddies". People I worked with IRL don't play a whole lot of video games and the only time I heard any of them talk about it in the break room was Stardew Valley which is another very popular game on youtube.

 

[scallion]

How am I being obtuse? You didn't say friends, you said "work buddies". People I worked with IRL don't play a whole lot of video games and the only time I heard any of them talk about it in the break room was Stardew Valley which is another very popular game on youtube.

How would you feel if you hadn't eaten breakfast this morning?

 

[Shek$il]

How would you feel if you hadn't eaten breakfast this morning?

I did eat breakfast this morning.

Iron Lung is a game meant to be observed by a Youtube audience- not a game meant to be played for fun. There is no win condition, no decisions to make, no challenge to be met, and there is no gameplay. It is a bad game meant to supply viral videos and essays about atmosphere.

I don't have any negative opinion on STALKER, by the way. Your opaque shrouding of my very clear critique show you know it's slop. That's why you had to keep prefacing with softening language about how it's a cute-indie side-project-smoll bean.