Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.6%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 156 40.4%

  • Total voters
    386
Not sure the best place to post this but Coomalot just crashed about 20 cars on Lap 5 of the Daytona ARCA race. He was in 8th, went into the wall and took out everyone behind him. Here's a replay of the crash, he's the turquoise car:
Some clips from Xitter. Unable to upload them at this time.

Different angle of the crash: link to post
Camelot interview: link to post
 
I've seen some "relatable" YT cooking bits where it appears the large families eat on those paper dishes every night

If you've got a large family, I'd have thought it'd be more important to save the money rather than spunking it on paper plates, but what do I know? I'm not the law pope.

But regardless of the costs, who the fuck could bear the idea of eating every meal of a paper plate? It's obnoxious enough when you have to tolerate it because you're at a conference or a big wedding, or whatever, and somebody prefers the idea of more guests so they skimp on that aspect of the catering. I don't like it, but I understand it. I'm not going to insult the host, regardless of how poor I think their decision making/organisational skills might be.

But a whole family, sitting and eating off those things every night? Well, if ever you needed a reminder that money doesn't buy you taste, you can count on Balldo Boy to keep on delivering it at every available opportunity.
 
Camelot interview: link to post
That's not the one he did immediately after as he was walking out of the medical Care Center. It was much longer and he looked much more shook (probably got a little concussion). I'm hoping FS1 or Foxsports has the full replay available later for fun clippage. The race is still live here (Coom's crash stopped the whole race for a long time): https://www.foxsports.com/live/wvue-dt

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I'd honestly pay good money to see Sean confront Viva over Barnes's claim that Sean is "constitutionally illiterate" and nobody should ever hire him as a lawyer.
That Boss Baby looking faggot needs to STFU. Sean is probably the one of the whole loltube lot with an actual grasp of constitutional law. I'm not saying Barnes is "constitutionally illiterate" either. I think he has some solid ideas in the realm. I think he's constitutionally INSANE and prone to take extreme positions and then present them as if they are actually current law.

I even agree that a number of his positions are where the law should be but isn't, but he's such a walking hemorrhoid I just can't stand him, especially after his absolutely imbecilic predictions of what would happen in Rekieta's case while being insufferably smug and accusing anyone who disagreed of being a grifter (which he is himself).

And fuck that grinning shit-monkey leaf sidekick.

That said he's actually doing a good job in the Amos Miller case and got the injunction narrowed to his sales within the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, so effectively it doesn't matter since most of his business is interstate. I'm not sure if he'll ultimately win, but Barnes kept him from being entirely put out of business.
 
Not sure the best place to post this but Coomalot just crashed about 20 cars on Lap 5 of the Daytona ARCA race. He was in 8th, went into the wall and took out everyone behind him. Here's a replay of the crash, he's the turquoise car:


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Nobody hit him to cause that and he blamed the [Timcast] car in the interview.
First: I hope no one was injured

Besides that for all the talk of watching lolcows being like watching a never ending automobile wreck in slow motion it's so bizarre to actually see one related to lolcows.

There's never going to be a better and more appropriate time to drop this clip:
 
Do we know when she deleted her Twitter?
If anyone can still see her IG account, it may be worthwhile to see if Nick's many comments on her pics are still up.

I was only checking her Instagram, and on Feb 13th, her IG was still online; it only disappeared on Feb 14th, as I mentioned in my previous post.

One would guess that she cleaned up her other social media accounts on the same day, but you never know... As far as I've seen, there were no new comments or posts on her Instagram profile on the 13th.

Here are the results when searching for her previous Instagram account:
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(Link)

Yesterday, I verified that her Instagram was still online.

She might have blocked the throwaway account I was using, but I don't think so... When searching on other engines (flufi.me), I could not find her handle, and I did not find any other April on Rekieta's following list.
 
ARCA racing is mostly a paid LARPing experience. You do better based on the car you are in. The car you are in is better or worse based on how much money you are paying them to be in it. I can't see anyone wasting a better car on Camelot given where he is right now and I don't think he has enough money to buy his way into a really good car.
 
Not sure the best place to post this but Coomalot just crashed about 20 cars on Lap 5 of the Daytona ARCA race. He was in 8th, went into the wall and took out everyone behind him. Here's a replay of the crash, he's the turquoise car:


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Nobody hit him to cause that and he blamed the [Timcast] car in the interview.
Potent "satnav said to turn right" energy.
 
That Boss Baby looking faggot needs to STFU. Sean is probably the one of the whole loltube lot with an actual grasp of constitutional law. I'm not saying Barnes is "constitutionally illiterate" either. I think he has some solid ideas in the realm. I think he's constitutionally INSANE and prone to take extreme positions and then present them as if they are actually current law.
I'm not a lawyer, and even I knew that Barnes's argument that you can't get a warrant based on what the government observes going on during a livestream was complete horseshit (and, in any event, the cokestream was secondary evidence to the reports by the church).

I understand the situation that technology often outpaces law, but we've had livestreaming for decades now. The law has caught up enough. If it was ever that far behind

Barnes was treating this like the Nick's livestreams are some ethereal realm where the law can not touch Nick.

Fuck Barnes.

And fuck that grinning shit-monkey leaf sidekick.
#DeportViva #DayoftheRake #SeanwasRight
 
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And I'm going to say this, bc spending 5 minutes thinking about their home choices reminded me: it is the STUPIDEST decision I've ever heard of (I mean, you know, other than all their other ones) to decide to live in bumfuck and have 5 kids WHEN YOU ARE TOO NERVOUS TO DRIVE. First of all, get therapy, and get a grip. For real. That's ridiculous. Second of all, live closer to town. Live IN a little town. Third, don't have a damn chicken brood if you physically can't take care of them even one day a week.

That one is weird to me. Because they are 3 miles from Spicer, only 11 miles outside of Willmar and there is no traffic to speak of in that area. Spicer is a small but serviceable town. They don't really live in a typical isolated rural minnesota area at all. It almost seems to suggest a social interaction problem rather than a driving problem.
 
Coomalot just wrecked the fuck out of his ARCA car at Daytona this weekend:
Context for those of you who are normal and not retards like me that enjoy watching rednecks drive in circles, ARCA is like the 4th tier of stock car racing. It's a developmental league with mostly younger/pay drivers and is used as a stepping stone to get into higher forms of stock car racing and climbing up the NASCAR ladder. Coomalot, being a dude in his 30s-40s and still being stuck in ARCA because he sucks and doesn't have the money/connections to buy a Cup ride gets to enjoy being lapped by literal teenagers who have better equipment and more talent than him.
EDIT: late and gay lol. Either way Coomalot is a retard and can't drive for shit.
 
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Nick should be getting a day job. He certainly has no job right now and he will need it for the probation
He can get a job at Mr. Smiley Dairy Queen. It would be just like that movie about that pedophile that he loves so much!
Historically people don’t like flags with random squiggly lines signifying nothing. If you’re gonna do that then just make it the background
If it doesn't have dragons and lions and unicorns rampaging and trampling shit and breathing fire, it's gay. Unless it's murrica flag, then it's epic.
mommy paid for him to go to some bottom barrel law school where he clearly barely passed
He claimed at one point to have been Order of the Coif, which would be top 10% of the class. That said, Mitchell Hamline is definitely a fourth tier toilet.

That said when you have an actual career nobody really gives a shit where you went to school. There are incompetent morons who matriculated from Harvard Law School, and Stephen J. Wentzell, the judge on Nick's case, graduated from William Mitchell (a predecessor of Mitchell Hamline).
Is it likely that the court hearing gets covered by local media? Or is there some provision that allows victims of revenge porn to conceal their sluttish behaviour from all and sundry?
The Casillas case, where the Minnesota Supreme Court upheld the facial constitutionality of the state's revenge porn statute, used initials for the name of the victim.
Not sure the best place to post this but Coomalot just crashed about 20 cars on Lap 5 of the Daytona ARCA race. He was in 8th, went into the wall and took out everyone behind him. Here's a replay of the crash, he's the turquoise car:
Has this faggot ever had a race where he DIDN'T crash? When exactly are they going to ban Crash Masterson here from racing?
 
One would guess that she cleaned up her other social media accounts on the same day, but you never know...
Her FB account appears to be deleted as well. (It was probably linked to her IG.)

It only contained 3 posts (2 pics of flowers and the profile pic she used on Twitter and IG). It did have a scant list of people and businesses she followed such as the shooting range in St. Cloud.
 
I'm not a lawyer, and even I knew that Barnes's argument that you can't get a warrant based on what the government observes going on during a livestream was complete horseshit (and, in any event, the cokestream was secondary evidence to the reports by the church).
I think it might be shaky to base a drug warrant solely on a livestream, short of something like literally cooking up a spoon of smack and injecting it on stream, but warrants are totality of the circumstances, not "does this one thing by itself establish probable cause." There have certainly been other cases where warrants have been obtained solely because of a livestream, though, like cases where someone beat their girlfriend up on stream, made death threats, etc.
 
Not sure the best place to post this but Coomalot just crashed about 20 cars on Lap 5 of the Daytona ARCA race. He was in 8th, went into the wall and took out everyone behind him. Here's a replay of the crash, he's the turquoise car:


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Nobody hit him to cause that and he blamed the [Timcast] car in the interview.
Why is Pool paying for a Discount Nascar Car?
 
Not sure the best place to post this but Coomalot just crashed about 20 cars on Lap 5 of the Daytona ARCA race. He was in 8th, went into the wall and took out everyone behind him. Here's a replay of the crash, he's the turquoise car:


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Nobody hit him to cause that and he blamed the [Timcast] car in the interview.
How's he still allowed to race in Nascar with the amount of crashes he causes? Is crashing a common thing in Nascar or do they just keep letting him in cause he gives good money?
 
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