Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.4%

  • Total voters
    319
Also worth a mention that if you heard the name "Dixie Ultras" you would think its some female hygiene product.

I'd immediately assume that it was a reference to a gang of white supremacist soccer hooligans
It's not even cool Roof Koreans that are abusing his kids.

But the Roof Koreans left the AR-15 next to the cocaine. Rekieta had hired them to make sure that niggers didn't steal his coke.
I liked this loon. In fact, all my favorite submissions had a loon theme.

I'd have liked that flag better if that star was actually a reticle.
 
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Incorrect, sensei. Those are "Great Value Everyday Disposable Paper Plates 200ct". I was volunteered for an event where I cooked and served food in Dec, and had the pleasure of doing the supply run to restock for the following day's volunteers. Here's the link to the listing. Here's a quick image comparison.
I dont understand... if someone goes the nigger trash route and use disposable plates everyday because they are too lazy to do the dishes, why not buy the plain looking ones instead of these gaudy "ornate"? Doesn´t it make it more depressing?
 
His kids are dirty and smelly. It's obviously Koreans that are making them dirty and smelly. They probably rubbed cocaine in his dirty and smelly kids hair. It's not even cool Roof Koreans that are abusing his kids.
The only thing vaguely Korean about the way his kids are treated is that Nitrous Nigg Niggieta makes them go through the equivalent of the squid games whenever they ask for a meal or clean clothes.
 
His kids are dirty and smelly. It's obviously Koreans that are making them dirty and smelly. They probably rubbed cocaine in his dirty and smelly kids hair. It's not even cool Roof Koreans that are abusing his kids.
You ever eat kimchi?
Those damned korean must have snuck those kids some and turned them into stink factories!
 
Incorrect, sensei. Those are "Great Value Everyday Disposable Paper Plates 200ct". I was volunteered for an event where I cooked and served food in Dec, and had the pleasure of doing the supply run to restock for the following day's volunteers. Here's the link to the listing. Here's a quick image comparison.

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DSP (DarksydePhil) is notorious for using only paper plates and plastic silverware, and eats onstream regularly. He regularly also complains about the small amount of trash they are allowed in his state, and how much food he has to shove down the disposal unit rather than use the supplied compostable trash, and has piles of trash bags in his garage for monthly trips to the dump from Doordash containers and paper plates/plastic silverware. I do not know where these people come from, but they need to go back. Hopefully the microplastics take them soon.

I am not that critical of getting to the point of having disposables stocked in a busy household. Especially with kids quite young and around the house all day. Yes, of course, kids should be taught to put away stuff, do their dishes, run the washer, blah blah. ...and you should never run out of an ingredient, never leave the house with a loose thread, and never be overdue for a dental checkup.

I've seen some "relatable" YT cooking bits where it appears the large families eat on those paper dishes every night. Big families, busy [WORKING] parent/s, COOKING MEALS (even if...not great, they are at least hot and mixed together and dished up at home), etc. - it can be a pragmatic choice for how to manage and spend time.

But if it's necessary even when there are 2 adults and neither one works, and neither one cooks & cleans - daily - there's a problem. And the problem is addiction and laziness.

Nick and Kayla would find the family life that they chose, and are fortunate to have, a LOT less stressful and a lot more joyful if they got their priorities right. They're tired, inattentive, have odd hours, and are stressed because they're doing substances (legal or illegal), and because their minds are on sex and tattoos and other relationships, and on living their tackiest middle-class nouveaux lives of gadgets and bougie services and doing dumb things like a) buying Walmart wagyu and then b) putting it in some monstrous slop - ON CAMERA.

...And because they're both naturally indolent and self-indulgent, and they enable and encourage that in each other. I'm sure friction comes when one of them decides, ok, enough, things need to get better, and the other one isn't feeling it or agreeing on where to start. And then the moment passes and the lure of all their temptations does its thing, and then it's back to a messy house and living on snackfood, speeding tickets, and fake narcolepsy.

And I'm going to say this, bc spending 5 minutes thinking about their home choices reminded me: it is the STUPIDEST decision I've ever heard of (I mean, you know, other than all their other ones) to decide to live in bumfuck and have 5 kids WHEN YOU ARE TOO NERVOUS TO DRIVE. First of all, get therapy, and get a grip. For real. That's ridiculous. Second of all, live closer to town. Live IN a little town. Third, don't have a damn chicken brood if you physically can't take care of them even one day a week.

They are a rotten, rotten idiotic combination. Not a rational brain cell between them. Foolish, aimless, and shiftless.
 
I'm not sure how to distinguish between an account deletion and a simple change in Twitter handle, but it appears that April deleted some of her social media accounts (or changed their handles).

When you search a previous Twitter thread where her account was involved, this is what you find:
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Here are the results when searching for her previous Instagram account:
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Yesterday, I verified that her Instagram was still online.

This is pretty big news and fairly ominous. I had to sleep on it to try to make sense of it.

Do we know when she deleted her Twitter? That might help figure this out. (I feel like I checked her Twitter around 10 days ago and it was still up.)

My speculation about the reason(s) why April might delete her (fairly big) Twitter account in loose order of probability:
  • The widely speculated NDA/payoff that the Rekietas (probably Bob and Celeste) made her sign. It demanded she delete it.

  • To hide damaging information from the Presentence Investigation and Parole Officer that Nick is being subjected to.

  • She is getting sober and is embarrassed about the content.

  • Other information in her tweets (or DMs within Twitter) that damage her or others. I can't think of anything off-hand but God only knows what DMs she was sending. (Fwiw, the left wing is currently sperging about whether Elon/X has access to private Twitter DMs.)

  • Something something about the revenge porn case? I don't recall her discussing nudes or lewds. She definitely threw shade at Kayla but that hardly seems relevant to the RP case.

  • Something something about the cyber crimes case? Again, I don't recall her commenting on any of that but she may have known Aaron's passwords.

  • Love. Nick and April are still planning a future together. The tweets (particularly in early November) demonstrate how gross, drugged-fueled, and pathetic they were. She wants to clean that up. (This is countered by Nick's recent tat that seemingly confirms his commitment to Kayla.)

  • Love II. She's found another guy and wants no evidence of Nick.
If anyone can still see her IG account, it may be worthwhile to see if Nick's many comments on her pics are still up. I (and others) documented many of those ITT.

Edit to Add: I keep forgetting that Ashley has an active HRO against April because April didn't show up to court. It lasts another 2 years but this hardly seems relevant to deleting her Twitter.
 
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Fwiw, the left wing is currently sperging about whether Elon/X has access to private Twitter DMs
They do, when you request your data you get an unprotected zip file that contains your DM history as well.
Can't tell me they can compile all your data and its 100% automated and secured, encrypted and nobody can access it.

Not that April has anything to hide from Elon, lol.

I think her cutting contact with her past life is the likeliest possibility, doing rehab and cutting away the cancer that is her Nick arc.
 
Not sure the best place to post this but Coomalot just crashed about 20 cars on Lap 5 of the Daytona ARCA race. He was in 8th, went into the wall and took out everyone behind him. Here's a replay of the crash, he's the turquoise car:




Nobody hit him to cause that and he blamed the [Timcast] car in the interview.
 
Not sure the best place to post this but Coomalot just crashed about 20 cars on Lap 5 of the Daytona ARCA race. He was in 8th, went into the wall and took out everyone behind him. Here's a replay of the crash, he's the turquoise car:


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Nobody hit him to cause that and he blamed the [Timcast] car in the interview.
Did he black out? Looks like he suddenly slammed on the brakes and cut the wheel for literally no reason.
 
Not sure the best place to post this but Coomalot just crashed about 20 cars on Lap 5 of the Daytona ARCA race. He was in 8th, went into the wall and took out everyone behind him. Here's a replay of the crash, he's the turquoise car:


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Nobody hit him to cause that and he blamed the [Timcast] car in the interview.
I don’t know why but every time coomalot crashes a car it makes me stupidly happy.

HE’S SO BAD AT IT.

Edit: grammar/spelling is hard.
 
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Did he black out? Looks like he suddenly slammed on the brakes and cut the wheel for literally no reason.
I'm really pissed because they had a long interview with him after he was released from the Care Center and my recorder was stopped. Basically he just says something broke but you could tell he knows he fucked up real bad.
 
Not sure the best place to post this but Coomalot just crashed about 20 cars on Lap 5 of the Daytona ARCA race. He was in 8th, went into the wall and took out everyone behind him. Here's a replay of the crash, he's the turquoise car:


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Nobody hit him to cause that and he blamed the [Timcast] car in the interview.
The fact that people keep giving this dumbass redneck money and cars to crash is endlessly entertaining.
 
Nobody hit him to cause that and he blamed the [Timcast] car in the interview.
Hopefully without the Russian Rubles and USAID money coming in for the pool boy, and comcisgate and balldoman running out of money, Coomalot won't be able to be able to afford to be a menace at the track soon.
 
From what I understand, they're more expensive in the long run anyway. To the point electric is preferred even in homes piped for gas.
That really depends on what you're paying for gas. In some places it's almost free.

And in some hyper-specific places, it's literally free. Like in fracking areas, often they give residents free gas to mollify them for whatever bullshit results, or in some cases, there are appurtenant easements for things like oil or natural gas, where the title deed expressly establishes the right to exploit mineral resources under the property but in return has to provide some compensation.

Such easements "run with the land," so if you purchase the property, you inherit both the obligation to allow the exploitation of the natural resource as well as the compensation. (In other cases you just inherit the obligation and can go fuck yourself but still, the natural gas itself will usually be very, very cheap as you're right at its source.)
 
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The fact that people keep giving this dumbass redneck money and cars to crash is endlessly entertaining.
I followed his racing journey pretty close last year. He raced very cautiously the whole season usually finishing in the bottom half but at least keeping the car intact. He almost won Rookie of the Year doing that. My theory is he raced safe to establish himself as a finisher to attract more or better sponsors and then really turn it on this year to go for glory. If today was what that looks like I'm all for it!
 
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