Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Chazzed Up]

Normally the intimate part of the house is upstairs, it wouldn´t make sense to have a service area like a laundry room up there.

I guess it depends on where you live, my house and many of the new constructions in my area have upstairs laundry rooms. I assumed the Rekieta household might be the same since the laundry room was said to adjoin the master bedroom which if they had two story I can't imagine the master bedroom is downstairs.

There's two floors, but the washer and drawer are on the main floor, and then there's a walk-out basement (where the balldo vault is at).

I'll have to go look up the floor plan, I don't think I've seen a lot of single story houses that are like 5 or 6 bedrooms so I'd be interested to see.
ETA: It's a 4 bed 4 bath? Well that's weird, are some of the kids sharing bedrooms I guess?

 

[Captain Manning]

TBF it is more representative of their new population:

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I hate to admit it, but I think the new flag is better than the old one. Even if people think it looks suspiciously like the regional Somalian ones.

But that's mainly because the old flag was utter shit:



If your flag is just a solid color with a government seal in the center, your flag design is lazy and it deserves to be mocked.

Still, I would have preferred if they went with this one, which was one of the top three finalists:



That's actually unique and cool.

 

[Amateur Shoelace Tyer]

(I can't stand Eric Hunley.)

I can't figure out why people go on his show. Is he an exceptional individual and they just want to help him out?

 

[ShinyStar]

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How stunning and brave.

Every time I see that photo (edited or original) it fills me with utter revulsion. The effeminate way he's thrusting out his hip and twisting his waist to make himself as womanly as possible is a total affront to both masculinity and femininity. He comes across as a porn addicted eunich; too degraded by his own warped desires to project any sense of manhood, but incapable by both body and nature to display anything more than a vain mimicry of womanhood.

That floral tattoo Kayla made him get had to be a shit test that he totally failed. She must have spent time thinking over what was the gayest, lispiest, queerest, most ineffectual design out there. What design communicated loud and clear that the man who bore it had no self respect and deserved even less from others, and then she found a design even gayer than that, and Nick got that needled into his skin like the spineless worm he is.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

That's actually unique and cool.

Historically people don’t like flags with random squiggly lines signifying nothing. If you’re gonna do that then just make it the background

 

[Grayback]

Kayla was actively participating and sharing lewds on Locals with other subscribers.

they publicly admitted to exchanging lingerie as well.

You know that uncertain feeling you get when you put on clothes and you can't tell if they're just cold, or if they're actually a little bit damp?
I bet you'd get that all the time in a place like Minnesota.
Anyway, enjoy your evening.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

I liked this loon. In fact, all my favorite submissions had a loon theme. All loon flags are superior to the Somalian one.

 

[Captain Manning]

It's a 4 bed 4 bath? Well that's weird, are some of the kids sharing bedrooms I guess?

They would have to.

Historically people don’t like flags with random squiggly lines signifying nothing. If you’re gonna do that then just make it the background

The blue is water ("Land of 10,000 Lakes" and "Land of Sky Blue Water"), the white is clouds, and the yellow star the North Star ("North Star State").

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

I guess it was to be expected of the blackest lawyer in the US to be using these.

I believe you mean ex-lawyer.
Don't want to be giving that nigger too much credit.

 

[northstar747]

Nick outsourced almost EVERYTHING that could be loosely classified as 'work' in his life

except when it mattered. Like when he tried to cargo cult Dick and have live events like the vegas one where he would ve been 100 times better off hiring a event planner to book a conference room on the strip instead of what ever the fuck that thing was.

Same goes for his "show" pay a fucking new paralegal with exposure to read read some cases do some research have a an outline read to go.

Fuck another thing he coulda done, is try to have a real podcast like he sits across from a dude at a table for a 3 hour conversation. Book people do a bunch of recordings and then drop them at the rate of one a week. Yes there would be no super chats but it coulda built up his brand.

I swear I see so much of lowtax in nick its crazy.

 

[Shig O'nella]

And what kind of content would she do?
Outside of spilling dirt on Nick and Aaron's gay escapades, that is.

Chat channel.
Been mentioned a few times that she's a mirror - takes on the interests of the people around her rather than having her own, and she's honestly pretty good at it. She looks decent enough and she's a good listener, having watched her a bit on Steeltoe. (I got curious and broke my rule of not watching youtube idiots, sue me).
Combine those things and there's a lot of speds gonna throw cash at her for the parasocial.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

I'm pretty sure these are Dixie Ultra plates.

Incorrect, sensei. Those are "Great Value Everyday Disposable Paper Plates 200ct". I was volunteered for an event where I cooked and served food in Dec, and had the pleasure of doing the supply run to restock for the following day's volunteers. Here's the link to the listing. Here's a quick image comparison.


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Anyway, yes, if you’re not careful you end up with a population of people like the Rekietas as a direct result.

DSP (DarksydePhil) is notorious for using only paper plates and plastic silverware, and eats onstream regularly. He regularly also complains about the small amount of trash they are allowed in his state, and how much food he has to shove down the disposal unit rather than use the supplied compostable trash, and has piles of trash bags in his garage for monthly trips to the dump from Doordash containers and paper plates/plastic silverware. I do not know where these people come from, but they need to go back. Hopefully the microplastics take them soon.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

I swear I see so much of lowtax in nick its crazy.

the difference between Nick and lowtax and most other lolcows is our expectations. lowtax barely ram a troll forum in his 20s and always presented himself as such. Nick was like a millennial version of a televangelist. he had people paying $100 for toasts to dead relatives and was a hardcore "daddy substitute" and was given a reputation of being a "chad -trad dad" for being able to have a law business so successful he could support 5 kids and a SAH wife and for mocking the weirdos online. It was a more mature version of Dick Masterson pretending to be a caltech educated rocket scientist who gets laid all the time and living in a barbie dream mansion. Its why Nick has replaced Chris Chan as the biggest, most interesting lolcow online, the fall from grace into being one of the thousands of other lowlifes online is insane, the fact he has the qualities of all these other lolcows while also being able to pull off 3 years ago the idea that he was a "trad dad" with a loving wife and wonderful homeschooled (because of how degenerate the public school curriculum is) kids who teaches bible study and law to other kids in the community is amazing. say what you will about ethan ralph or bossmanjack or others they've not really been seen as anything beyond failsons and were obviously never going to make anything of themselves, this nigga won the game of life and decided to trade that for balldos.

 

[There She Glows]

Incorrect, sensei. Those are "Great Value Everyday Disposable Paper Plates 200ct". I was volunteered for an event where I cooked and served food in Dec, and had the pleasure of doing the supply run to restock for the following day's volunteers. Here's the link to the listing. Here's a quick image comparison.

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DSP (DarksydePhil) is notorious for using only paper plates and plastic silverware, and eats onstream regularly. He regularly also complains about the small amount of trash they are allowed in his state, and how much food he has to shove down the disposal unit rather than use the supplied compostable trash, and has piles of trash bags in his garage for monthly trips to the dump from Doordash containers and paper plates/plastic silverware. I do not know where these people come from, but they need to go back. Hopefully the microplastics take them soon.

Nigga over here buying Walmart brand disposable plates like the white trash he is won't even spring for Kirkland like a normal middle upper class cracker.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

the difference between Nick and lowtax and most other lolcows is our expectations. lowtax barely ram a troll forum in his 20s and always presented himself as such. Nick was like a millennial version of a televangelist. he had people paying $100 for toasts to dead relatives and was a hardcore "daddy substitute" and was given a reputation of being a "chad -trad dad" for being able to have a law business so successful he could support 5 kids and a SAH wife and for mocking the weirdos online. It was a more mature version of Dick Masterson pretending to be a caltech educated rocket scientist who gets laid all the time and living in a barbie dream mansion. Its why Nick has replaced Chris Chan as the biggest, most interesting lolcow online, the fall from grace into being one of the thousands of other lowlifes online is insane, the fact he has the qualities of all these other lolcows while also being able to pull off 3 years ago the idea that he was a "trad dad" with a loving wife and wonderful homeschooled (because of how degenerate the public school curriculum is) kids who teaches bible study and law to other kids in the community is amazing. say what you will about ethan ralph or bossmanjack or others they've not really been seen as anything beyond failsons and were obviously never going to make anything of themselves, this nigga won the game of life and decided to trade that for balldos.

He had the image of all of that, but of course it was not true. Not a lick of it. Mommy paid for him to go to school to be a writer, bro couldn't hack it. After a long time and failed career (plus some kind of controversy including CPS, regarding a foster child it seems. As he was having his own children, mommy paid for him to go to some bottom barrel law school where he clearly barely passed, and he got a job for a little bit before bailing to open his own small firm with no customers, all while mommy bought him two adjacent houses and paid all his bills since he had no clients it seems. He stepped into court less than your average lolcow despite it being his job, and eventually started streaming to continue avoiding work. Unfortunately people weren't skeptical enough and bought his bullshit, even when he was wrong time and time again. Even when he set up his "friend" in a relatively high profile case, with fundraising money he grifted to raise, with legal representation from a family attorney he knew who was dogshit. There's even a chance that his notion to have so many kids was truly driven by the trust fund he is a beneficiary of (not the housing one he created) as it's pretty standard to increase the payout allowance scaling with children dependents. Many have clauses relating to blood-related children no less. Personally I'm convinced the mortgage he took out against his home was part of a scheme to both fund his ego-driven lawsuit but also scam more money from his family faster. If he goes into an expensive court case but spends a good chunk of the money from the house sale, he can make it look like it's all going to the lawyer to anyone not looking closely, but he just blew it out from under his mom who bought the house to house his children. Of course even if the whole ordeal goes tits up mommy will save him, and in this case he likely walked away with a little money. Truth be told he even got an extended no kids vacation to go wander about with his coke whores. Just like his taxes, they're someone else's problems.

Remember, it's easier to lie to someone than to convince someone they've been lied to. This explains a lot about our current political landscape as well as celebrities/grifters. If everyone is just a bit more self critical, the world gets better. Nick Rekieta always was, and always will be a failed writer pretending to be a failed lawyer, pretending to be a good lawyer, pretending to be an ethical religious person of note...to grift. He's avoiding work while being a failure and a leech on his mommy's tits.

 

[Swole McPole]

Remember back in the day of pretending to be trad, when Nick said that if you dont want your nudes leaked you should never take them in the first place? Geeze, if only his druged out wife were to listen to his grift.

Perhaps it's just me, but if somebody were to ask me which of the two was the bigger humiliation -- my ex-lover sharing my titty pic with a single friend, or my husband forcing me to go to court to publicly testify as to how I sent my ex-lover those titty pics after a period of cocaine fueled wife swapping -- the court appearance would have to win all day long.

Is it likely that the court hearing gets covered by local media? Or is there some provision that allows victims of revenge porn to conceal their sluttish behaviour from all and sundry?

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

He had the image of all of that, but of course it was not true

must have been deleted when i went to a new page too fast but as you can see from my comparison of him being a televanglist and the dick masterson: rocket scientist claim i know its all image. the craziest part is that if you were on the other side in the Vic or comicsgate stuff you knew all about nick being a trust fund kid and failed everything, so they were looking at him back in 2018 the way we're looking at him now. Imagine seeing Nick pull off that bullshit when you see him the way people see him in 2025, you'd go fucking nuts.

 

[AltisticRight]

TBF it is more representative of their new population:

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This was my submission, too bad it didn't make the shortlist.


Edit: oh shit now I am aware that skelly can FOIA the state of Minnesota to dox me. Oh well.

 

[Desktop User2]

I guess it depends on where you live, my house and many of the new constructions in my area have upstairs laundry rooms

I can kinda understand for a modicum of comfort but I´d guess the potential noise in the intimate part of the house would be a no go for me.

 

[XxskrimmyDingus69xX TTV]

I can kinda understand for a modicum of comfort but I´d guess the potential noise in the intimate part of the house would be a no go for me.

that sucks.