Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 136 38.7%

  • Total voters
    351
This is the type of shit that makes me think Minnesota is fucked up.
The statute just says "intent to harass", but their own filings do not even talk about harassment or even mention the definition of it.
How can they try to convict someone without establishing what harassment is first?
A single instance of publication is pretty much by definition not harassment. (EDIT: by which I mean sending a single picture to a single person)
 
Now he claims that he was doing them openly on the kitchen counter.
Someone previously suggested that it might have been the bathroom counter in the master bedroom rather than a kitchen counter.
To be fair to Nick, he could also be referring to the counter in the master bathroom where Aaron said they did the drugs.
Also his first story for the black eye was that he tripped on a dog toy and hit his head on the bathroom counter.
 
The hot tub stream made it obvious their whole little polycule had no desire to be private about their depravity. To act now like sharing images of their exploits is somehow a problem is really tone deaf. 'But what about how it affects Kayla/our family!' Well clearly you didn't care about how having a druggie polycule resulted in them being neglected, so cry me a river.

Of course, the only reason reason Nick has a jihad against Aaron is out of narcissistic vindictiveness, not any sort of place of moral outrage.
 
The statute just says "intent to harass", but their own filings do not even talk about harassment or even mention the definition of it.
It's defined under Subsection 7 of 617.261.

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To recap, since he foolishly did this on air, he allegedly sent an image to Geno and said "Your boy didn't do so bad, did he?" That's it.

I struggle to find how what he did falls within the definition above.

Nor do I believe any of these fucking people are what you would claim are reasonable anymore.

He's flexing over a sexual conquest to another man. I certainly don't condone it, but I don't think it severely impacts her safety, security, or privacy. Especially not after all the other shit that has happened. Meanwhile, Nick is talking non-stop about Aaron eating his cum, and was bragging months ago about how he made April bleed (eww x2). It's similar juvenile bullshit, except it doesn't involve any image from his end supposedly (thank God!).

Aaron is a moron. If he got, say, I dunno, 30 days in county clink for that (which he might be at risk for some time because of his priors) for the misdemeanor I wouldn't really shed a tear.

He doesn't deserve prison and a felony on his record for such stupid ass bullshit though. Not for Kayla Rekieta. Nobody in that mess is a victim of anything other than their own poor
life decisions and they need to fucking deal with that instead of engaging in embarrassing slap fights for the whole world to see.

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Also his first story for the black eye was that he tripped on a dog toy and hit his head on the bathroom counter.
Nick's gonna say "nooo, stalker kiwi! I never denied doing ketamine! I just simply never confirmed or denied it and heavily implied I was only really drunk!"

Does this mean we can rename the cokestream the ketstream?

This also, again, is just Nick admitting the Frank's hearing stuff was 100% bullshit and that he was on drugs like the officer thought when he wrote the warrant.
 
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That said, I don't think, when this law was passed, they were thinking of protecting the privacy of an openly degenerate and adulterous drug-fueled polycule that has already demonstrated its penchant for gross exhibitionism.
The law appears ridiculously broad. But it's the law of the land in Minnesota and the statute's constitutionality was upheld by the MN Supreme Court.

To recap, since he foolishly did this on air, he allegedly sent an image to Geno and said "Your boy didn't do so bad, did he?" That's it.
It also wasn't recognized what even Aaron had sent Geno until after Keanu revealed it to the world.

The law is extremely broad and I think it's clear that what Aaron did falls under the misdemeanor offense even though it's not what many people might think of as being covered under similar laws. I don't really see where the enhancement is supposed to come from.

To the extent it's just based on talking about the Rekietas on his show, it would seem to me that Geanu (typo, but I'm keeping it since it applies to both of them) would be able to take the Fifth at trial, since they talked shit about the Rekietas on Aaron's show too.

Ding ding ding. Can the defense submit these as evidence? Context flippin' matters.
The last of those photos isn't Kayla.
 
It also wasn't recognized what even Aaron had sent Geno until after Keanu revealed it to the world.
That's another excellent point. I didn't think about that.

Geanu (typo, but I'm keeping it since it applies to both of them)
I love it.

Henceforth, these two idiots shall be collectively known as "Geanu."

Well done.
 
A single instance of publication is pretty much by definition not harassment. (EDIT: by which I mean sending a single picture to a single person)
It's defined under Subsection 7 of 617.261.
The problem is the Internet. Dissemination is as easy as a click.

The courts are filling up fast with 13-17 yo girls who...
> send one pic to their boyfriend
> a break up happens and someone puts her head onto porn (the boyfriend, a friend of the boyfriend?)
> then it's all over the high school AND CSAM.

Or some version of that.

Even Destiny, as hatable as he is, was fucking mostly BPD ambitious e-thots who probably consented to the initial filming. Destiny and Aaron's dissemination (to whoever), without consent, is a crime. Is the law too broad? Probably. We're in the early days.

Anyway, the Barracuda songstress, Stearns County Attorney Janelle Kendall, isn't likely to be sympathetic. I predict Aaron will plead guilty to a wrist-slap punishment.

The last of those photos isn't Kayla.
I'm aware. It's public correspondence with Kayla - ArtTheClown tagged her - with his wife's lewds that matters. Art's wife, EgalitarianBtch, was friends with Kayla. That's the context. Kayla was actively participating and sharing lewds on Locals with other subscribers.

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The law appears ridiculously broad. But it's the law of the land in Minnesota and the statute's constitutionality was upheld by the MN Supreme Court.

It was written specifically to be ridiculously broad and push the limits of first amendment protections in this particular area and to shape legal interpretations in a particular direction. The law was intially found unconsitutional in 2019 by the state court of appeals for being too broad.

The overall effort is to create a body of law that says that the state's obligation to protect people is constitutionally superior to individual rights. The law was defended as a "health and safety" issue. That the state's right to protect health and safety is greater than any right to speech. (or really in my reading of the decision any individual right at all).

It was a terrible decision IMO and arrived at by some really hideous constitutional arguments,

Aaron's case however raises a ton of issues that never came up in that supreme court decision. His case is uniquely narrow in that it is the theoretical sharing of one image with one person in another state that was never seen by the general public at all. Arron's case is pushing the law as written to the absolute limit. In particular it undermines some of the arguments used to say that the law was constitutional years ago.

Not that it does Aaron any good because an appeal would be expensive, uncertain, and really not worth it,
 
That fucking washer and dryer man, I didn't have Korean Chaebols a-logging nitrous Nick on my bingo card.

The Rekieta story is a bit like every rom com kdrama I've ever seen though. Nick is the dissolute 3rd generation chaebol, busy pissing through the family money. Kayla is the well scrubbed, clean cut girl next door. April is the money grabbing skank who's desperate to marry Nick to get her mitts on the family fortune.

Nick rarely goes anywhere without his "assistant", the person who actually does all the work in his life. In most kdramas, this is a long standing family retainer/childhood friend. In the Rekieta story though, it's various men that he's sexually obsessed with. Juju the Cow, Drex, Aaron Imholte, etc.

At some point, there's a scene where Celeste meets April in a coffee bar to hand her a brown envelope. The agreement is that April accepts the envelope and disappears from Nick's life for all time. But April can't keep her mouth shut and makes some comment about how her and Nick will eventually be together -- at which point Celeste launches her drink into April's face.

April then uses the money to pay off her father's loan sharks.

Still no recent sightings of April? Is she still visiting with Mama JF somewhere deep in the woods?
 
Turns out he has a Korean washer and dryer that doesn't hold enough clothes. That's why his home was in disarray when CPS came. That was a tweet 2 hours ago.

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Another "Monument to the Fallen household staff" the eternal clothes pile
 
"Your honor, Aaron Imholte violated the sanctity of my drug-fueled sex cult! I, CHAOS, it's glorious leader, have had my ego bruised by him providing photographic evidence to some talentless Italian YouTuber nobody gives a flying fuck about that I am indeed a cuck."
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Sterns County:
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Anyway, the Barracuda songstress, Sterns County Attorney Janelle Kendall, isn't likely to be sympathetic. I predict Aaron will plead guilty to a wrist-slap punishment.
He really should just eat the misdemeanor, but my concern here is he doesn't want to hand Nick any sort of W.

I think that's the wrong attitude to have here, since I think most people will continue to see Nick as the far bigger loser.

The Meltonites will celebrate, but they'd celebrate if he farted on-air. He ought to be used to that by now.

The law was defended as a "health and safety" issue.
Not to belabor the point, but what the fuck is 27 grams of coke in a domicile with children and firearms if not a health and safety issue? That's why I say it's gonna be aggravating to no end if Aaron is convicted of a felony and receives a prison sentence. I don't care if Aaron's got misdemeanor priors. Up to three years imprisonment for what he did would be a miscarriage of justice and send the wrong message.

You know, @Potentially Criminal is right. We need to put people in prison because we're afraid of them. Not just because we don't like them. You can make a solid argument Nick is a menace to his children. Whereas Aaron is just a retard that, at worst, can be extremely obnoxious to those around him.

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New gay cum guzzling lover acquired?
Oh, please don't. That image is even more disgusting than imagining Aaron in that role.

Speaking of, if Nick is spending this much time with Melton, I can only surmise even what he perceives as the good loyal lawtubers don't really want to put up with his shit. You don't see him on Joe's show, for example.

Imagine Melton being your best friend. Couldn't be me.
 
Slow day for Nick.

Building a new fanbase is coming along nicely
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I only listened for about 30 min. The talk of children was gross.

Context: Aaron's parent-teacher conferences were a couple of days ago. Melton was covering Aaron's pride in his kids' good reviews.

Melton portrayed Aaron's son as a "glue sniffing" problem. That was the context for this:
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I'll leave it there.
 
Remember he had some faggy clothes subscription
A clothing subscription? When you are too lazy to choose your own clothes? There are only so many hours in a day...
I don't really see where the enhancement is supposed to come from.
There could be something in their private convos, maybe a forceful tone. I dont remember if they were still talking at the time Aaron sent the pic but I do remember him talking about messages with Kayla after the arrests, while doing his tour of shame.
 
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The Rekieta story is a bit like every rom com kdrama I've ever seen though. Nick is the dissolute 3rd generation chaebol, busy pissing through the family money. Kayla is the well scrubbed, clean cut girl next door. April is the money grabbing skank who's desperate to marry Nick to get her mitts on the family fortune.

Nick rarely goes anywhere without his "assistant", the person who actually does all the work in his life. In most kdramas, this is a long standing family retainer/childhood friend. In the Rekieta story though, it's various men that he's sexually obsessed with. Juju the Cow, Drex, Aaron Imholte, etc.

At some point, there's a scene where Celeste meets April in a coffee bar to hand her a brown envelope. The agreement is that April accepts the envelope and disappears from Nick's life for all time. But April can't keep her mouth shut and makes some comment about how her and Nick will eventually be together -- at which point Celeste launches her drink into April's face.

April then uses the money to pay off her father's loan sharks.

Still no recent sightings of April? Is she still visiting with Mama JF somewhere deep in the woods?
Wrapping the Balldomobile around a tree will be the obligatory part someone gets into a car wreck.
A clothing subscription? When you are too lazy to choose your own clothes? There are only so many hours in a day...
He talked about this subscription back when I watched him in like 2021 maybe? He described it like he'd get access to more clothes for a much better price than he would otherwise and it came with pre-coordinated outfits. It sounds vaguely sensible, but I wanna say that service sent him this retarded-looking purple suit he wears in one picture that literally nobody but elderly black people wear. I wonder if they sent him the Hot Topic belt too? Whatever the case, it's clear Nick found a way to fuck up something as simple as a service that sends you free outfits.
 
The law appears ridiculously broad. But it's the law of the land in Minnesota and the statute's constitutionality was upheld by the MN Supreme Court.
Only facially. Facial challenges rarely succeed. For something to be unconstitutionally overbroad, the amount of unprotected conduct it prohibits has to be practically overwhelmed by the amount of protected conduct.

The failure of a facial challenge does not mean that the most broad possible interpretation of the statute is constitutional, just that the judicial system should only address its constitutionality if actually necessary in a specific case. State v. Casillas would not be that case.

Here are the facts, as stated by the Minnesota Supremes:
FACTS

In 2016, Michael Anthony Casillas and his girlfriend A.M. were engaged in a three-month romantic relationship. During this period, A.M. gave Casillas access to her Dish Network account so he could watch television at work. After the relationship ended, Casillas used A.M.’s login information to access her other online accounts, including her Verizon cloud account. From the cloud account, Casillas obtained a photograph and a video that depicted A.M. engaged in sexual relations with another adult male.

Casillas sent A.M. a text message threatening to disseminate both the photograph and video while concealing his identity through fake email accounts and IP changers (devices used to obfuscate the identity of the person accessing the internet). A.M. told Casillas that sharing the photograph and video without her consent is a prosecutable offense. Undeterred by A.M.’s warning, Casillas carried out his threat by sending the video to 44 individuals and posting it online.
State v. Casillas, 952 N.W.2d 629, 634-35 (Minn. 2020).

Needless to say, this is completely unprotected conduct and would violate a number of other laws, including unauthorized use of her login information, as well as blackmail. The statute in this case was used for conduct that isn't even arguably protected.

He didn't even obtain the material by legal means, and there was clearly an expectation of privacy. You shouldn't need to be told you're not allowed to break into the computer account of your estranged ex and then use sexually embarrassing material in an attempt to blackmail them, then send it to dozens of people against her express notice that such conduct was illegal, while in addition also knowing it was illegal yourself and using subterfuge (albeit ineptly) to avoid getting caught, itself showing knowledge of guilt.

So clearly, if Kayla actually sent Aaron this material, he didn't obtain it illegally. The remaining question is as to the final element of the offense, and that is whether it was obtained in circumstances indicating a "reasonable expectation of privacy."

Lack of that would be fatal to the (nonsensical) felony, but also the misdemeanor. That's something the court will have to determine. If it turns out it's actually one of the nudes or lewds Kayla was sharing to a Locals audience at that time numbering over 5,000, that's going to be a hard case.
 
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