Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Swole McPole]

Why cant mr money bags just buy a bigger washer? Or have multiple washers at once?

Up until recently, he had a minion doing the family laundry for him. Nick wouldn't care if she had to go down to the river and bang the clothes on stones to get them clean, there's no way he was going to be spending his coke money on shit to make her life easier.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Then she could launch her own channel with at least 20K subs without trying that hard.

And what kind of content would she do?
Outside of spilling dirt on Nick and Aaron's gay escapades, that is.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

And what kind of content would she do?
Outside of spilling dirt on Nick and Aaron's gay escapades, that is.

OnlyFans
Other than her body she has nothing to offer.

 

[Briareus]

OnlyFans
Other than her body she has nothing to offer.

And even her body is a tough thing to sell unless you're into boyish skeletons.

 

[Finger Pistols]

And if you were snorting lines down in the kitchen, that kind of makes you a bad parent.

Didn't he claim before that they only did drugs in the master bedroom? Now he claims that he was doing them openly on the kitchen counter. That, alongside his tendency to not clean or fix his kitchen, brings more credibility to the theory that his daughter mostlikely got cross-contaminated by some of the drugs getting on the food from the unclean mess of a kitchen.

 

[AltisticRight]

Edit to Add:

So the nation of Korea is conspiring against this skelly freak with their rapidly declining birthrates warranting smaller washers and dryers now.
It's the washer and dryer's fault that his kids were smelly and his house was a putrid dumpster.
It's neither his retarded "fast fashion" over-consoooomerism nor his laziness.
That fucking washer and dryer man, I didn't have Korean Chaebols a-logging nitrous Nick on my bingo card.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

This is guy who at the time when he was making 6-7 figures took mortgage on his fully paid primary residence and then forgot to pay it . So he had to sell his second house to save his primary residence from being seized. Balldo is genius and we mere mortals were never meant to understand mind of Law Pope.

Sacrificing queen to take pawn, he is always three moves ahead of us!

 

[Lian Xing]

OnlyFans
Other than her body she has nothing to offer.

That body is ruined with those tattoos. No one will pay to see that.

 

[USAroXX]

I'd guess there is no message saying....it wasn't mentioned in the original evidence and I'd guess the reason Nick doesn't mention it directly now is because I seem to recall she used the words "you got out" or something like that, which implies she didn't.

Nothing surprises me with Aaron's stupidity, but it is really hard to take anything Nick says at face value.

This is from junkie addict who still thinks Kayla is a VICTIM in the RP Aaron thing?!?!? Wild! ANd ADDICT HAS yet to grasp that JUNKIE and his lazy whore wife will need to get up on the stand and TESTIFY to the POLYCULE and testify to just how Junkie knows about the "smoking gun" RP evidence that somehow was not included in the complaint.

Never forget, this faggot called everybody idiots for FAILING to understand his genius franks motion AND he argued on twitter forever about MEH Watermark.

I am just waiting for these FOUR idiots to be ridiculed on the stand about their minnesota polycule. They will not survive that. TRANSCRIPTS for his own family to see just how despicable these addict parents are STILL

Junkie addict does not even SEE THIS!!!
Fucking Hilarious

 

[AltisticRight]

This must be stopped.

(The new Minnesota state flag looks fucking gay.)

 

[Strix454]

Didn't he claim before that they only did drugs in the master bedroom? Now he claims that he was doing them openly on the kitchen counter. That, alongside his tendency to not clean or fix his kitchen, brings more credibility to the theory that his daughter mostlikely got cross-contaminated by some of the drugs getting on the food from the unclean mess of a kitchen.

Someone previously suggested that it might have been the bathroom counter in the master bedroom rather than a kitchen counter. I find the whole story kind of doubtful though. I kind of doubt that he couldn't tell the difference between crushed-up pills and powder cocaine. The story being true also kind of says he was doing a whole lot of ketamine in a real junkie sort of way.

 

[TheTractor]

So... did the trust fund baby work this week or is he still pursuing his life long dream of being a full time chat commenter?

This is how I imagine the daily week routine of King David:

The kids he hates wakes him up at 7 AM, he angrily wakes up and gives them a shit breakfast consisting of sugary cereals. Kayla stays in bed like the lazy pilled-out failure of a mom she is. An hired plebian go drive the fucking keeds to school. The dog gets shoved back in the bathroom that smells like piss and shit.

Nick makes himself a coffee and has a quick magic gas sniff, he locks himself in his streaming studio and starts his 9-5 larp job that consists of browsing X and hanging in pedophiles' youtube chats.Kayla wakes up at 11 and locks herself in a room to watch DeepSpace 9 season 5.

It's 3:30 PM and Nick is then reminded the fucking keeds will be back home and starts malding, he gets downstairs for another magic gas puff, shoves the dirty dishes in the sink and makes insta mash potatoes, and shoves frozen sausages in the oven.

The kids come back home and they eat quickly, Nick cope smiles at his youngest telling him about his day but he coudln't give a shit about it. Kayla eats in silence and stares at the wall. The eldest partially cleans the mess in the kitchen and takes care of his siblings.

Nick escapes this hellish landscape by going for a drive because his fucking parents forgot to buy groceries. He speeds 40 miles above the speed limit and wishes he could run over small wildlife. He comes back home and angrily tosses dirty laundry in the washing machine listening to his pedo buddy Melton trash talk his scorned ex lover Aaron. Nick puts the youngest to bed since Kayla disapeared for last 3 hours again.

It's now 10 PM depression hour so Law pope huffs another happy gas canister before going to bed alone and decides to partially crank one out to April's nudes on his phone.

Rinse and repeat.

 

[Vibralldo]

Didn't he claim before that they only did drugs in the master bedroom? Now he claims that he was doing them openly on the kitchen counter. That, alongside his tendency to not clean or fix his kitchen, brings more credibility to the theory that his daughter mostlikely got cross-contaminated by some of the drugs getting on the food from the unclean mess of a kitchen.

At this rate in a couple months he'll be admitting to doing coke off his family's dinner plates, but it's OK because the kids were asleep at the time

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

This is how I imagine the daily week routine of King David:

The kids he hates wakes him up at 7 AM, he angrily wakes up and gives them a shit breakfast consisting of sugary cereals. Kayla stays in bed like the lazy pilled-out failure of a mom she is. An hired plebian go drive the fucking keeds to school. The dog gets shoved back in the bathroom that smells like piss and shit.

Nick makes himself a coffee and has a quick magic gas sniff, he locks himself in his streaming studio and starts his 9-5 larp job that consists of browsing X and hanging in pedophiles' youtube chats.Kayla wakes up at 11 and locks herself in a room to watch DeepSpace 9 season 5.

It's 3:30 PM and Nick is then reminded the fucking keeds will be back home and starts malding, he gets downstairs for another magic gas puff, shoves the dirty dishes in the sink and makes insta mash potatoes, and shoves frozen sausages in the oven.

The kids come back home and they eat quickly, Nick cope smiles at his youngest telling him about his day but he coudln't give a shit about it. Kayla eats in silence and stares at the wall. The eldest partially cleans the mess in the kitchen and takes care of his siblings.

Nick escapes this hellish landscape by going for a drive because his fucking parents forgot to buy groceries. He speeds 40 miles above the speed limit and wishes he could run over small wildlife. He comes back home and angrily tosses dirty laundry in the washing machine listening to his pedo buddy Melton trash talk his scorned ex lover Aaron. Nick puts the youngest to bed since Kayla disapeared for last 3 hours again.

It's now 10 PM depression hour so Law pope huffs another happy gas canister before going to bed alone and decides to partially crank one out to April's nudes on his phone.

Rinse and repeat.

Probably close, but the younger 4 (or 3?) are homeschooled. They nominally go to the church school for some lessons and other extracurriculars like music. So... More driving and a lot more "sit kids in front of iPads".

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

At this rate in a couple months he'll be admitting to doing coke off his family's dinner plates, but it's OK because the kids were asleep at the time

And if the kids ingested coke residue off these plates it is Kayla's fault for not doing the dishes.

 

[Vibralldo]

And if the kids ingested coke residue off these plates it is Kayla's fault for not doing the dishes.

But also it's fine because cocaine is actually cool and an essential part of a child's diet.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Sacrificing queen to take pawn, he is always three moves ahead of us!

This is the type of strategy that could only be crafted by the razor sharp intellect of a man who has spent years as a drunk coke addict.

 

[Melty Butter]

Just to add, Nick won't be kept up to date with gathered evidence in the revenge porn case. It is safe to say Aaron's lawyer has access to more evidence than Nick.

Confirmed, by Nick himself:


Also, if you believe Keanu...

I tortured myself through her livestream from last night - a follow-up stream from when Nick was causing havoc in chat on UntowardTuesday. Don't look for it. It's not currently on her channel. She keeps getting copyright claims for showing Superbowl clips like the genius she is.

It was an excuse to yell at Melton who tweeted a clip of her showing that she did not know the definition of "dissemination" (she didn't, initially).

She said two halfway interesting "facts" related to the RP case.
1. It won't be going to trial. She knows this because she "has information and knows people" (obv Aaron).
2. Kayla does not want to testify (shocker).

And what kind of content would she do?

What Chrissy Mayr does. That is to say, not much but she does have a handful of loyal paypigs.

That fucking washer and dryer man, I didn't have Korean Chaebols a-logging nitrous Nick on my bingo card.

and King David gave his kids drugs

I genuinely choked on my coffee reading these. I wish we had a LMAO reaction.

The story being true also kind of says he was doing a whole lot of ketamine in a real junkie sort of way.

I wrote an effortpost on that. I believe he was doing a LOT of ketamine.

 

[Vibralldo]

2. Kayla does not want to testify (shocker).

Not surprised

She might not even be aware it's going on, this is 100% a Nick thing to get revenge on Aaron

 

[Strix454]

This is how I imagine the daily week routine of King David:

What you missed is that on maybe 2 or possibly 3 days during the week he is driving a four hour round trip from Spicer to minneapolis to buy his drugs. Add in one more hour beyond the driving to hook up with his black dealers and there is probably a 4pm to 9pm window at least two days a week totally devoted to buying drugs because he is too dumb, too socially isolated and too into black people to buy his drugs in the area where he lives.