Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

I just clicked on their current live stream and they're screaming about some girl named Becky(?) being a dramatic bitch and how it's taking up all of Keem's time, and it's upsetting Boogie.

Who the fuck is Becky? Why does she matter? How does this show still fucking keep happening with this boring content? For a supposedly smart businessman with his finger on the pulse of drama content, it's crazy that Keem can't figure out how boring this shit is. Also, how is this bringing in new listeners? I haven't watched LCL in a while and I have no idea who anyone is, why they are relevant or how they relate to the main show. Your average viewer would tune in and have no idea what the fuck is going on and therefore wouldn't stick around.

It's clear that they're just desperate to appease their current audience and hope they don't leave (but they inevitably will).

They're not even trying to hide the scripted nature of the show at this point. Boogie went on a big tirade about putting in half the effort if Keem isn't around, shouting and screaming at everyone and then 30 seconds later he's joking around like it's a TV blooper. Just nuke this shit already.
 
Who the fuck is Becky? Why does she matter? How does this show still fucking keep happening with this boring content? For a supposedly smart businessman with his finger on the pulse of drama content, it's crazy that Keem can't figure out how boring this shit is. Also, how is this bringing in new listeners? I haven't watched LCL in a while and I have no idea who anyone is, why they are relevant or how they relate to the main show.
Keem launched a shit load of new "Lolcow" themed shows to cash in on the "success" of LCL. Becky is a host for Lolcow Queens, the second-biggest show after LCL proper. As for why Keem is pissed off at her, I can't say; I've been following the show pretty regularly up until a few weeks ago, and even I have no idea what's been going on as of late.
 
Keem launched a shit load of new "Lolcow" themed shows to cash in on the "success" of LCL. Becky is a host for Lolcow Queens, the second-biggest show after LCL proper. As for why Keem is pissed off at her, I can't say; I've been following the show pretty regularly up until a few weeks ago, and even I have no idea what's been going on as of late.
i dont think anyone knows whats going on at this point. once that pedophile mike got involved it became like a television soap opera where nothing ever happens and it just goes on and on and on and on forever. instead of general hospital its general retard.
 
I think the only chance of real drama now is if some of Deprived Dezi's sober family members stage an intervention and helps her cut this fat beggar out of her life for good.

Richard probably has some intention of eventually leaving LCL but I don't think he'll ever be in a good enough mental and physical state to act on it.

Until either of these things happen, LCL will limp on with Richard pretending to be sober while Boogie licks the gnome's boots to get his beetus allowance.
 
I just clicked on their current live stream and they're screaming about some girl named Becky(?) being a dramatic bitch and how it's taking up all of Keem's time, and it's upsetting Boogie.
I only know who she is cause she's been mentioned by Kelly on a few of the newer BreakingBanquet videos, she's a reoccurring guest on LCL, this is what she looks like.
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Kelly seems to have an issue with how Wings was giving her attention on more than one occasion, it feels like there's some truth to it and Kelly's not the one to try and play something up like the rest of the crew (I could be wrong but from what I've seen Kelly seems pretty genuine).

At first I thought Kelly was just doing a 'bit, but there's been like 4x times she's brought it up and it feels like she's being honest.

Anyway this whale of a woman typically just tries to be the therapist of the hour and just asks stupid rage bait questions to the guys stir shit up, which is exactly what Keem wants, but keep in mind this take of mine is from maybe only :20 mins or so that I've seen of this chick.

@4:14 Here's Kelly on the a recent show talking about it. It's nothing too interesting btw.

 
>Deprived Dezi's sober family members
How confident are you that this is a thing? I'm not.
Hmm yes, sober would be a stretch. But there will come a time when someone needs her for something; whether that be to replace an arrested accomplice, a matrimonial sacrifice to a cousin, to start a fresh grift or take care of someone who gets welfare.

All it takes is for just one guy's booze money to dry up and there will be behind her back considerations of putting her to better use than as a cryptoscamming narcissist's squeeze toy.
 
Like, you're gonna get your fucking leg cut off man. Real soon.
What's crazy is that I'm not sure I can list any meaningful ways in which Boogie's life would change at all if he were to actually lose a leg from the waist down to amputation tomorrow.

A lot of people would unironically consider offing themselves if they were to lose a limb like that. Steven may very well agree without a second thought to losing one if he were to receive just a single stream's worth of sympathy and an additional Tramadol prescription for the recovery following surgery. Or if it meant he no longer has to pretend he ever walks his dogs to the mailbox and back.

That LolcowLive stunt from a year~ ago where he tried and failed to mow his lawn for 10 minutes? Well, that ep would not have been able to be made, and uhhhh, that's about it in terms of how different his life would be on one leg. In fact, he'd probably be thrilled to hop back in one of these while no longer having to hide it. The more I think about it, the less I'm joking here. After the initial shock wears off, I could see him settling into this change in no less than 2 weeks. Whether he'd ever admit it or not, he'd likely be relieved.

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What's crazy is that I'm not sure I can list any meaningful ways in which Boogie's life would change at all if he were to actually lose a leg from the waist down to amputation tomorrow.
Yeah it wouldn't change at all. All it'd do is give him ammunition for why he can't go outside and be a normal human being. The same way he suddenly brings up his fused back all the time now whenever someone questions his lack of physical activity. Amputating his leg would just affirm his shitty lifestyle even more.
A lot of people would unironically consider offing themselves if they were to lose a limb like that. Steven may very well agree without a second thought to losing one if he were to receive just a single stream's worth of sympathy and an additional Tramadol prescription for the recovery following surgery. Or if it meant he no longer has to pretend he ever walks his dogs to the mailbox and back.

That LolcowLive stunt from a year~ ago where he tried and failed to mow his lawn for 10 minutes? Well, that ep would not have been able to be made, and uhhhh, that's about it in terms of how different his life would be on one leg. In fact, he'd probably be thrilled to hop back in one of these while no longer having to hide it. The more I think about it, the less I'm joking here. After the initial shock wears off, I could see him settling into this change in no less than 2 weeks. Whether he'd ever admit it or not, he'd likely be relieved.

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He'd absolutely love it. The same way he genuinely hoped he had cancer after the fake cancer saga just to get less backlash for his dumb antics. The same way he got his face tattooed (he didn't) so he could get people off his back for his shitty behavior.

If Boogie's future amputation doctor is reading this - try his head first. Treat the cause, not the symptom.
 
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